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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Wonderwall » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:47 pm

s1ty m wrote:Just remember last season when Ederson was lying still for what, eight minutes...they chanted, 'Let him die, let him die'. Fact.

When he was carried off, I could see one person clapping...City fans as a general rule will clap a player being stretchered off. I could see their entire three tiers and suggested to mate that there would be a poor reception...but one person clapping...one...hateful club and fans.


I sit 3 seats away from the away fans and they did not sing anything like that in my section. They booed but nothing else
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Mase » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:58 pm

They're murdering scum. If a bomb took out the city tomorrow I'd buzz my head off. The people of the city are fuckin mutants.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:00 pm

Mase wrote:They're murdering scum. If a bomb took out the city tomorrow I'd buzz my head off. The people of the city are fuckin mutants.

It's reckoned that if you dropped a nuclear bomb on Liverpool you'd do about £2 worth of damage.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby carolina-blue » Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:41 am

Heard something today Napoli president accuses Roma and Livershite of having he same secret owner ??
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby s1ty m » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:50 am

Wonderwall wrote:
s1ty m wrote:Just remember last season when Ederson was lying still for what, eight minutes...they chanted, 'Let him die, let him die'. Fact.

When he was carried off, I could see one person clapping...City fans as a general rule will clap a player being stretchered off. I could see their entire three tiers and suggested to mate that there would be a poor reception...but one person clapping...one...hateful club and fans.


I sit 3 seats away from the away fans and they did not sing anything like that in my section. They booed but nothing else


Sound travels in different ways, I guess. We could hear it very clearly and we are in 102.
After the ball was centred, after the whistle blew...
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Herb » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:42 am

Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Mase wrote:They're murdering scum. If a bomb took out the city tomorrow I'd buzz my head off. The people of the city are fuckin mutants.

It's reckoned that if you dropped a nuclear bomb on Liverpool you'd do about £2 worth of damage.



Nah, nuclear bombs cost oodles of money and they’re ruined after they’ve gone off - can’t be refurbished for reuse so the cost of damage would be cost of bomb + £2.




PS. I forgot about the consequent relief of needless strain on the social state - so maybe it would work out at £2 if you ran the math over a 30 year period.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Nigels Tackle » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:59 am

Herb wrote:
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:
Mase wrote:They're murdering scum. If a bomb took out the city tomorrow I'd buzz my head off. The people of the city are fuckin mutants.

It's reckoned that if you dropped a nuclear bomb on Liverpool you'd do about £2 worth of damage.



Nah, nuclear bombs cost oodles of money and they’re ruined after they’ve gone off - can’t be refurbished for reuse so the cost of damage would be cost of bomb + £2.




PS. I forgot about the consequent relief of needless strain on the social state - so maybe it would work out at £2 if you ran the math over a 30 year period.


think of all the benefit payments that would be saved though
and also the crime rate would drop by about 75%
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Wooders » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:34 am

Klopp has upped the smug cunt anti in the BT ad for next weeks game
Citys new Motto "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women"
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Beefymcfc » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:02 am

Mase wrote:They're murdering scum. If a bomb took out the city tomorrow I'd buzz my head off. The people of the city are fuckin mutants.

Make no difference, cockroaches are the only thing that survive which means they'll be fine.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Outcast » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:45 am

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/footbal ... ossip-news

You couldn't fucking make it up, if I recall correctly, flopp tried desperately to buy him when he managed Dortmund???
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby nottsblue » Sun Aug 19, 2018 10:57 am

Outcast wrote:https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1004994/Liverpool-news-Klopp-De-Bruyne-Silva-Man-City-Barnes-EXCLUSIVE-rumours-gossip-news

You couldn't fucking make it up, if I recall correctly, flopp tried desperately to buy him when he managed Dortmund???

Barnes is a cretin
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Mase » Sun Aug 19, 2018 11:30 am

Outcast wrote:https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1004994/Liverpool-news-Klopp-De-Bruyne-Silva-Man-City-Barnes-EXCLUSIVE-rumours-gossip-news

You couldn't fucking make it up, if I recall correctly, flopp tried desperately to buy him when he managed Dortmund???


Klopp said: "You hear about Kevin De Bruyne and you think 'wow'. No-one needs that. It's awful news. To be honest he was never my player but I love this player.

"I wanted him at Dortmund but Jose (Mourinho, then his manager at Chelsea) didn't give him."
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby patrickblue » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:42 pm

I hope to god we put this lot in their place this season.
No more bottling it.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby nottsblue » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:50 pm

patrickblue wrote:I hope to god we put this lot in their place this season.
No more bottling it.

Like the past decade then, in terms of league positions and pots won
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby patrickblue » Mon Aug 20, 2018 4:55 pm

nottsblue wrote:
patrickblue wrote:I hope to god we put this lot in their place this season.
No more bottling it.

Like the past decade then, in terms of league positions and pots won


You know I'm not talking about league positions and pots won, I'm talking about us bending over and letting them shaft us in one to ones.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby nottsblue » Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:00 pm

patrickblue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
patrickblue wrote:I hope to god we put this lot in their place this season.
No more bottling it.

Like the past decade then, in terms of league positions and pots won


You know I'm not talking about league positions and pots won, I'm talking about us bending over and letting them shaft us in one to ones.

Fair point. But much as I love it when we beat them, it’s just one game. The ultimate overall satisfaction of winning the PL takes precedence.

But you are of course correct in that sooner or later, and hopefully sooner, we need to give them a good hiding on their patch.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:35 pm

come on palace!!!!
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby iwasthere2012 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:58 pm

Am I the only one who is uncomfortable with this thread.
I find it a bit premature.
Wait until April.
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Re: let’s all laugh at liverpool

Postby City64 » Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:13 pm

iwasthere2012 wrote:Am I the only one who is uncomfortable with this thread.
I find it a bit premature.
Wait until April.

Its a bit OTT but only a laff . Bin dippers far worse , they smashed our team coach up and had protection from Merseyside Police you know ! Thieving murdering horrible low life of the highest order !
Not really here

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