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Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 12:57 pm
by Sparklehorse
zuricity wrote:I wonder if those that paid 6,000 pounds for final day tickets got their money's worth last weekend ?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 12:58 pm
by JamieMCFC
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:12 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
Ill piss myself when Aldridge actually dies.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:16 pm
by salford city
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Ill piss myself when Aldridge actually dies.


I imagine that he sits in a puddle of his own piss each day - the fucking mong. When he's not yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree over scouse 'istory :D :D

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:27 pm
by Michigan Blue
zuricity wrote:I wonder if those that paid 6,000 pounds for final day tickets got their money's worth last weekend ?


£300 for every minute that they led the league.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 1:28 pm
by carl_feedthegoat
salford city wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Ill piss myself when Aldridge actually dies.


I imagine that he sits in a puddle of his own piss each day - the fucking mong. When he's not yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree over scouse 'istory :D :D


There are times when someone needs a deserved good kicking to the point of bed bound for 6 months - this fuckign mong is one of them.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 4:42 pm
by nottsblue
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 5:04 pm
by Mase
nottsblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd


Is it a man or a woman? Genuine question.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 5:30 pm
by budfox
JamieMCFC wrote::roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:



They'd have won it by 16 points if you got 3 points every time you had 11 cunts on the pitch.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 5:59 pm
by Harry Dowd scored
What would it be if offsides counted?

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 6:03 pm
by Outcast
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Ill piss myself when Aldridge actually dies.


I'd literally piss on the bastard's face the potato smuggler

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:09 pm
by Dameerto
carl_feedthegoat wrote:
salford city wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Ill piss myself when Aldridge actually dies.


I imagine that he sits in a puddle of his own piss each day - the fucking mong. When he's not yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree over scouse 'istory :D :D


There are times when someone needs a deserved good kicking to the point of bed bound for 6 months - this fuckign mong is one of them.

I'll pisss myself while in the process of pissing on his fucling grave... while singing the City version of Alez Alez Alez.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:22 pm
by Hazy2
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd


Is it a man or a woman? Genuine question.


It's a scouser Mase you know that.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 8:27 pm
by Mase
Hazy2 wrote:
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd


Is it a man or a woman? Genuine question.


It's a scouser Mase you know that.


:lol:

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:00 pm
by Beefymcfc
Is this the anger phase or is it them moving to the bargaining phase, bit quite sure?

Either way they failed, again, and still the victims.

Fucking horrible scouse cunts and their media lacky's, don't forget to tune in tomorrow.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2019 10:10 pm
by fangsanalsatan
Harry Dowd scored wrote:What would it be if offsides counted?

Liverpool would be on 97 points.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:09 am
by Hazy2
Lose the CL and it will all be on Klipprty, here's hoping he sees the true scouser, the worst loser.........

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 4:59 am
by salford city
Hazy2 wrote:Lose the CL and it will all be on Klipprty, here's hoping he sees the true scouser, the worst loser.........


Cmon Hazy, they never lose........off to monton now wemberleee, it's a shitty place in London that we never get to see

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 5:00 am
by zuricity
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd


Is it a man or a woman? Genuine question.


Phil Jones doppelganger.

Re: lets all laugh at liverpool thread?

PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2019 5:00 am
by zuricity
Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Image

The bastard child of John Aldridge and Alyson Rudd


Is it a man or a woman? Genuine question.


Phil Jones doppelganger.