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by Outcast » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:18 am
carl_feedthegoat wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:We should flog Jesus in the summer as hes thick as fuck when it comes to the offside rule, cannot head a ball for fucking toffee and is not to be relied upon to be a match winner (And less so against a top team )...last games miss was no surprise to anyone.
I guarantee JG read this post of mine.
You can all thank me for his excellent display today.
Are you trying to save face here
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by stupot » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:43 am
He's been a " matchwinner" in some very important games. FA Cup Semi last season, the goal with nearly the last kick of the game for the 100 points the season before. VAR robbed him of being the match winner against Spurs in stoppage time this season.
His miss against Newcastle wasn't as bad as Sterling's in stoppage time or Aguero's against Chelsea when the keeper kicked it straight to him. Yes he's offside far too often but some of his skills, movement and tracking back are superb. His goal ratio isn't too shabby either.
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by Wooders » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:16 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:We should flog Jesus in the summer as hes thick as fuck when it comes to the offside rule, cannot head a ball for fucking toffee and is not to be relied upon to be a match winner (And less so against a top team )...last games miss was no surprise to anyone.
I guarantee JG read this post of mine.
You can all thank me for his excellent display today.
Definitely saw him checking his phone when Kdb was down
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by carl_feedthegoat » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:18 pm
Wooders wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:We should flog Jesus in the summer as hes thick as fuck when it comes to the offside rule, cannot head a ball for fucking toffee and is not to be relied upon to be a match winner (And less so against a top team )...last games miss was no surprise to anyone.
I guarantee JG read this post of mine.
You can all thank me for his excellent display today.
Definitely saw him checking his phone when Kdb was down
Attention to detail as always wooders !
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by Nigels Tackle » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:55 pm
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by Nick » Sun Dec 08, 2019 2:36 am
Did we have a shot ?
Sterling shat his pants vs bissaka and should have gone off
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by Nigels Tackle » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:48 pm
an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
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by nottsblue » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:51 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
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by Nigels Tackle » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:53 pm
nottsblue wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
that’s meh!rez missing his 3rd good chance
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:26 am
Lets not paper over the cracks - Jesus was super shit and is not to be fucking relied upon to to win us important matches.......he misses shit loads and has to be the worst header of the ball in all the divisions of professional football.
We need another option.
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by Mase » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:00 am
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Lets not paper over the cracks - Jesus was super shit and is not to be fucking relied upon to to win us important matches.......he misses shit loads and has to be the worst header of the ball in all the divisions of professional football.
We need another option.
They've said Balo can go in Jan. I'd have him back.
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Dec 22, 2019 8:34 am
nottsblue wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
4 in the 90 and he scored 1.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:27 am
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:nottsblue wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
4 in the 90 and he scored 1.
Just goes to show how shit stats can tell a story where as the reality is It’s not just the Chances he misses , it’s the dead cert chances that he misses that irks me - he has cost us important games by not taking them.
We need to sign a top forward in the summer as Jesus will never ever be that top forward
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by stupot » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:34 am
Aguero's our best ever, he's missed dead cert chances that have cost us games. Sterling has done it loads of times , Jesus was at full stretch for his goal yesterday and you still won't give him any credit.
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by carl_feedthegoat » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:49 am
stupot wrote:Aguero's our best ever, he's missed dead cert chances that have cost us games. Sterling has done it loads of times , Jesus was at full stretch for his goal yesterday and you still won't give him any credit.
I give up.
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:03 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:stupot wrote:Aguero's our best ever, he's missed dead cert chances that have cost us games. Sterling has done it loads of times , Jesus was at full stretch for his goal yesterday and you still won't give him any credit.
I give up.
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by Nigels Tackle » Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:00 pm
carl_feedthegoat wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:notiitsblue wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
4 in the 90 and he scored 1.
Just goes to show how shit stats can tell a story where as the reality is It’s not just the Chances he misses , it’s the dead cert chances that he misses that irks me - he has cost us important games by not taking them.
We need to sign a top forward in the summer as Jesus will never ever be that top forward
no point trying to educate the special school mob in here carl
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by PeterParker » Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:12 pm
Imagine this team having Inzaghi in his prime up front.
just imagine.
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Sun Dec 22, 2019 5:06 pm
Nigels Tackle wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Foreverinbluedreams wrote:notiitsblue wrote:Nigels Tackle wrote:an hour in and i’ve counted 5 chances that we should have buried
And how many fell to Jesus
4 in the 90 and he scored 1.
Just goes to show how shit stats can tell a story where as the reality is It’s not just the Chances he misses , it’s the dead cert chances that he misses that irks me - he has cost us important games by not taking them.
We need to sign a top forward in the summer as Jesus will never ever be that top forward
no point trying to educate the special school mob in here carl
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by budfox » Sun Dec 22, 2019 6:37 pm
I'm firmly in the "we should score more" camp.
No idea what the stats show, and I only really watch City games, but time and time again I find myself thinking that we should bury more chances.
Of course there is a school of thought that all we need to do is score more goals than the other team, and that's fine when we do, but right now, with the creativity we have, I think we should be scoring at least one more goal per game.
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