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by City64 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:22 pm
The wife “Take me somewhere nice tonight and you can fuck me all night when we get back “
The husband “Fuck that I might start the decorating tonight ! “
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by nottsblue » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:03 pm
City64 wrote:The wife “Take me somewhere nice tonight and you can fuck me all night when we get back “
The husband “Fuck that I might start the decorating tonight ! “
The wife says buy me a diamond necklace and you can fuck me in the ass.
She can fuck off. Her sister lets me do it for 2 pints of Stella and a bag of pork scratchings
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by City64 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:22 pm
nottsblue wrote:City64 wrote:The wife “Take me somewhere nice tonight and you can fuck me all night when we get back “
The husband “Fuck that I might start the decorating tonight ! “
The wife says buy me a diamond necklace and you can fuck me in the ass.
She can fuck off. Her sister lets me do it for 2 pints of Stella and a bag of pork scratchings
While doing the decorating ?
Not really here
Fuck VAR
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by nottsblue » Wed Oct 17, 2018 2:45 pm
City64 wrote:nottsblue wrote:City64 wrote:The wife “Take me somewhere nice tonight and you can fuck me all night when we get back “
The husband “Fuck that I might start the decorating tonight ! “
The wife says buy me a diamond necklace and you can fuck me in the ass.
She can fuck off. Her sister lets me do it for 2 pints of Stella and a bag of pork scratchings
While doing the decorating ?
No, but the decorators were in
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by RodneyRodney » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:22 pm
iwasthere2012 wrote:There’s nothing new except what’s been forgotten.
Can’t remember who said that. Maybe it was me.
Patrick Moraz
"Our planet is a BLUE planet" - Sir David Attenborough
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by iwasthere2012 » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:27 pm
RodneyRodney wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:There’s nothing new except what’s been forgotten.
Can’t remember who said that. Maybe it was me.
Patrick Moraz
Correct.
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by Beefymcfc » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:32 pm
nottsblue wrote:City64 wrote:The wife “Take me somewhere nice tonight and you can fuck me all night when we get back “
The husband “Fuck that I might start the decorating tonight ! “
The wife says buy me a diamond necklace and you can fuck me in the ass.
She can fuck off. Her sister lets me do it for 2 pints of Stella and a bag of pork scratchings
Signed
Ryan Giggs
In the words of my Old Man, "Life will never be the same without Man City, so get it in while you can".
The Future's Bright, The Future's Blue!!!
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by iwasthere2012 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:28 am
Happy Birthdays;
Struggling today. Let's stick with musicians.
Chuck Berry:
I would sing the blues if I had the blues.
We all have the blues, Chuck. It's all we need.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you're going to be mad, at least let the people know what you're mad about.
Isn't that right Carl?
Anyone remember Laura Nyro?
As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
It could have been said by Pep himself.
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by zuricity » Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:12 am
iwasthere2012 wrote:Happy Birthdays;
Struggling today. Let's stick with musicians.
Chuck Berry:
I would sing the blues if I had the blues.
We all have the blues, Chuck. It's all we need.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you're going to be mad, at least let the people know what you're mad about.
Isn't that right Carl?
Anyone remember Laura Nyro?
As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
It could have been said by Pep himself.
chuck doesn't seem to be having Elvis's dietary problems these days.
Laura Nyro, yes but not personally.
"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs."
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by RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:31 pm
iwasthere2012 wrote:RodneyRodney wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:There’s nothing new except what’s been forgotten.
Can’t remember who said that. Maybe it was me.
Patrick Moraz
Correct.
You were there in '76
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by iwasthere2012 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:46 pm
RodneyRodney wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:RodneyRodney wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:There’s nothing new except what’s been forgotten.
Can’t remember who said that. Maybe it was me.
Patrick Moraz
Correct.
You were there in '76
I
was the one who bought the album, believe it or not.
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by RodneyRodney » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:39 pm
Yes, I did too.
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by patrickblue » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:35 pm
RodneyRodney wrote:Yes, I did too.
And I, what a splendid album it is.
And on the subject of splendid albums by Patrick Moraz, try this.
And I believe Marie Antoinette came out with the quote, shortly before Patrick nicked it.
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by iwasthere2012 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:40 pm
patrickblue wrote:RodneyRodney wrote:Yes, I did too.
And I, what a splendid album it is.
And on the subject of splendid albums by Patrick Moraz, try this.
And I believe Marie Antoinette came out with the quote, shortly before Patrick nicked it.
I think he hoped, people had forgotten that.
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by Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:02 pm
iwasthere2012 wrote:Happy Birthdays;
Struggling today. Let's stick with musicians.
Chuck Berry:
I would sing the blues if I had the blues.
We all have the blues, Chuck. It's all we need.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you're going to be mad, at least let the people know what you're mad about.
Isn't that right Carl?
Anyone remember Laura Nyro?
As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
It could have been said by Pep himself.
Fucking hell, I thought I was the only person to have heard of her.
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by iwasthere2012 » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:09 pm
Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:Happy Birthdays;
Struggling today. Let's stick with musicians.
Chuck Berry:
I would sing the blues if I had the blues.
We all have the blues, Chuck. It's all we need.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you're going to be mad, at least let the people know what you're mad about.
Isn't that right Carl?
Anyone remember Laura Nyro?
As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
It could have been said by Pep himself.
Fucking hell, I thought I was the only person to have heard of her.
I remember one song from a compilation album my brother had.
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by Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:12 am
iwasthere2012 wrote:Peter Doherty (AGAIG) wrote:iwasthere2012 wrote:Happy Birthdays;
Struggling today. Let's stick with musicians.
Chuck Berry:
I would sing the blues if I had the blues.
We all have the blues, Chuck. It's all we need.
Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
If you're going to be mad, at least let the people know what you're mad about.
Isn't that right Carl?
Anyone remember Laura Nyro?
As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
It could have been said by Pep himself.
Fucking hell, I thought I was the only person to have heard of her.
I remember one song from a compilation album my brother had.
I've just dug out the album this track is on, New York Tendaberry. It's really unusual and totally brilliant.
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by iwasthere2012 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:33 pm
Happy Birthday John le Carre.
A desk is a dagerous place from which to view the world.
My definition of a decent society is one that first of all takes care of its losers, and protects its weak.
A bit like a good forum ? ...
No?
You’re right. Fuck’em the cunts.
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:33 pm
My favourite Le Carré quote is from ‘The Looking Glass War’:
'Love is whatever you can still betray'.
I think it might be appropriate to the rag's dressing room.
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by iwasthere2012 » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:41 am
Loads of birthdays today.
Dani Minogue
Snoop Dogg
Ian Rush..... not quoting the obvious.
Vigo Mortensen
Bela Lugosi
But I think I’ll go with Danny Boyle;
There’s lots of things that can be solved with cash.
Just ask the Sheik.
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