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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby s1ty m » Thu May 02, 2019 5:34 am

nottsblue wrote:
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RodneyRodney wrote:Oh not that loathsome pukestain Aldridge again !!!!…..


Different of course when Liverpool were being bankrolled by Littlewoods pools eh John?

The very worst of the dipper ‘pundits’. A truly abhorrent stain on society. The sort of cunt that probably denies Heysel ever happened


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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Wonderwall » Thu May 02, 2019 7:18 am

s1ty m wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Oh not that loathsome pukestain Aldridge again !!!!…..


Different of course when Liverpool were being bankrolled by Littlewoods pools eh John?

The very worst of the dipper ‘pundits’. A truly abhorrent stain on society. The sort of cunt that probably denies Heysel ever happened


Alyson Rudd. Trumps them all.


I agree,, horrible hack.

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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby sheblue » Thu May 02, 2019 8:35 am

The quiet double :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby mr_nool » Thu May 02, 2019 8:56 am

sheblue wrote:The quiet double :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


it's very fucking quiet :D
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby salford city » Thu May 02, 2019 9:03 am

mr_nool wrote:
sheblue wrote:The quiet double :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


it's very fucking quiet :D


I don't understand why people set themselves up like this - fcuking goon. That said, it will most certainly be a quiet double
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu May 02, 2019 9:30 am

john@staustell wrote:Why does Klopp laugh like a deranged Bond villain when the oppo scores?

Very odd

. . . because he's auditioning for the role for when he gets the flick from merseyslime .
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby RodneyRodney » Thu May 02, 2019 9:34 am

Another gem from our Juergi :- " I'm proud of how we played. Against a side like this, playing this kind of football, I was completely happy.
In the end, nobody is really interested - probably only football nerds will think about it - because it was about the result, and we lost 3-0."

Yeah, that's right, you were the better team ; minor,trivial details like the scoreline don't count , do they Juergi ?
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby sheblue » Thu May 02, 2019 9:48 am

Deluded buffoon. It should have been 6 - 1.
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Thu May 02, 2019 10:51 am

Jurgens dilemma

I think Klopp has a major dilemma on his hands in terms of team selection for the next two games. First off Newcastle away, he really only has one first team, cannot rotate without huge risk so, does he go full strength hoping he does not get any injuries, and or extra fatigue. Or, does he rotate, thinking City will win their games anyway, so, go for the special European night at candlefield. Therefore putting his eggs in the beat Barcelona basket.
He may get caught between stools, and fuck it up completely, here’s hoping :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby salford city » Thu May 02, 2019 12:25 pm

Doesn't have an option and so will have to go balls out at newcastle. Having had the luxury of playing last Friday, they now have to play Saturday evening and then go all out against barca on Tuesday. Newcastle could break their hearts and fuck everything up - highly unlikely, but here's hoping
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu May 02, 2019 12:28 pm

RodneyRodney wrote:Another gem from our Juergi :- " I'm proud of how we played. Against a side like this, playing this kind of football, I was completely happy.
In the end, nobody is really interested - probably only football nerds will think about it - because it was about the result, and we lost 3-0."

Yeah, that's right, you were the better team ; minor,trivial details like the scoreline don't count , do they Juergi ?


To be fair , his comments are dead in line with any dipper from bin land.

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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Thu May 02, 2019 1:11 pm

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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby FA cup winners 2006 » Thu May 02, 2019 1:34 pm

salford city wrote:Doesn't have an option and so will have to go balls out at newcastle. Having had the luxury of playing last Friday, they now have to play Saturday evening and then go all out against barca on Tuesday. Newcastle could break their hearts and fuck everything up - highly unlikely, but here's hoping


They won't have to go balls deep to beat Newcastle. Rafa will throw the game like he did the last one. Klopp probably already knows the Newcastle team and tactics.
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Michigan Blue » Thu May 02, 2019 1:46 pm

Last night was a big enough blow that the PL is once again their best shot at silverware. No chance they will do anything but field their best XI against Newcastle.

We will be in 2nd place on Sunday morning.
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu May 02, 2019 4:11 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
s1ty m wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
salford city wrote:
RodneyRodney wrote:Oh not that loathsome pukestain Aldridge again !!!!…..


Different of course when Liverpool were being bankrolled by Littlewoods pools eh John?

The very worst of the dipper ‘pundits’. A truly abhorrent stain on society. The sort of cunt that probably denies Heysel ever happened


Alyson Rudd. Trumps them all.


I agree,, horrible hack.


I have a quiet double most nights, followed by a few noisy ones! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby PeterParker » Wed May 29, 2019 8:14 am

Here you go, fellas, the elegant Jurgen Klopp

'The Premier League is more important for Pep because he hasn't been in a UCL final in a while', says Klopp


if there is any justice, we are going to have a big big BIG laugh of Saturday.

PS: Pep was asked what is more important, the UCL or the EPL and this fucker called Klopp had to make a fool of himself.
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Mase » Wed May 29, 2019 9:04 am

PeterParker wrote:Here you go, fellas, the elegant Jurgen Klopp

'The Premier League is more important for Pep because he hasn't been in a UCL final in a while', says Klopp


if there is any justice, we are going to have a big big BIG laugh of Saturday.

PS: Pep was asked what is more important, the UCL or the EPL and these fucker called Klopp had to make a fool of himself.


How many Champions Leagues has Klopp won?

This constant congratulating Klopp for finishing second is embarrassing!
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby PeterParker » Wed May 29, 2019 9:06 am

Mase wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Here you go, fellas, the elegant Jurgen Klopp

'The Premier League is more important for Pep because he hasn't been in a UCL final in a while', says Klopp


if there is any justice, we are going to have a big big BIG laugh of Saturday.

PS: Pep was asked what is more important, the UCL or the EPL and these fucker called Klopp had to make a fool of himself.


How many Champions Leagues has Klopp won?

This constant congratulating Klopp for finishing second is embarrassing!


Of course there was no one to say that at the conference. Hey, you fucker, but how many did you win?

His dig at Pep was embarrassing.
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby john@staustell » Wed May 29, 2019 12:16 pm

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Mr Klopp is really a reincarnation of this Dreamstone character, Erpcore as I recall (?)
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Re: Jurgen Klopp

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:56 am

Mase wrote:
PeterParker wrote:Here you go, fellas, the elegant Jurgen Klopp

'The Premier League is more important for Pep because he hasn't been in a UCL final in a while', says Klopp


if there is any justice, we are going to have a big big BIG laugh of Saturday.

PS: Pep was asked what is more important, the UCL or the EPL and these fucker called Klopp had to make a fool of himself.


How many Champions Leagues has Klopp won?

This constant congratulating Klopp for finishing second is embarrassing!

Wasn't it a former scouse 2 manager who stated that 2nd is the first loser? Possibly Shankley?
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