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New Regulations From UEFA

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:11 pm

We've just seen that if you kick the ball directly at the defending team and it hits an arm in the box then it's a penalty. That's the regulation, I want to see it enforced, especially with our possession.

Anything else that will be new?
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby Piccsnumberoneblue » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:26 am

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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby john68 » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:32 am

"In all instances of VAR being used. the match referee shall be the only person allowed to make the final decision, except where the referee is registered with UeFA as being blind. In such cases the power to make all VAR judgements shall fall to his/her guide dog...(1 woof for yes, 2 woofs for no)."
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby Dimples » Sun Jun 02, 2019 3:11 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:We've just seen that if you kick the ball directly at the defending team and it hits an arm in the box then it's a penalty. That's the regulation, I want to see it enforced, especially with our possession.

Anything else that will be new?


No nothing else.
VAR will continue to be used indiscriminately to obtain the required preordained results through using selective replays.
This tool was road tested very effectively this year and will be further refined for this coming year.
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby bigblue » Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:47 pm

It's an idiot's interpretation of how football should be played. Are we now going to teach kids to just kick the ball at defender's hands when they get in the box?

This goes against what I've always thought as the spirit of how football should be played and is just so fucking stupid.
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby zuricity » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:05 pm

bigblue wrote:It's an idiot's interpretation of how football should be played. Are we now going to teach kids to just kick the ball at defender's hands when they get in the box?

This goes against what I've always thought as the spirit of how football should be played and is just so fucking stupid.


This too is my point. The rags would do this, get to the edge of the box and flick the ball up at the arm of a defender.

If i was reffing the game i would pull the cnut up for ungentlemanly conduct and a free kick to the oppo.
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby carolina-blue » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:21 pm

zuricity wrote:
bigblue wrote:It's an idiot's interpretation of how football should be played. Are we now going to teach kids to just kick the ball at defender's hands when they get in the box?

This goes against what I've always thought as the spirit of how football should be played and is just so fucking stupid.


This too is my point. The rags would do this, get to the edge of the box and flick the ball up at the arm of a defender.

If i was reffing the game i would pull the cnut up for ungentlemanly conduct and a free kick to the oppo.


I remember reading somewhere , When Bucktooth
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby failsworthblue » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:52 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:We've just seen that if you kick the ball directly at the defending team and it hits an arm in the box then it's a penalty. That's the regulation, I want to see it enforced, especially with our possession.

Anything else that will be new?


It does not apply to the Champions of England :oops:
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby dick dastardley » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:32 am

Posted on FB by a fellow blue
Quite a read, but I hope you like it, I do!

Once upon a time, there was a really prestigious football tournament called the European Cup, which was based on sporting excellence. It brought together outstanding teams from across the continent. To qualify teams first had to prove themselves by winning their own league, this truly was a competition for champions.

With the glory though also came the opportunity for great wealth & eventually the principal of sporting excellence was overtaken by greed. The self-appointed elite of the time "the European Royalty" decided they wanted a greater share of the spoils & they wanted it guaranteed regardless of their performance!

The grubby little cartel (later known as the G14) threatened to break away & form their own Super League, unless everyone else agreed to their demands! Feeling they had little choice, UEFA caved in & the"Champions" League was born.

At the heart of this self-serving little cartel were 3 English clubs (Man United, Liverpool & Arsenal) & coincidentally the format of the new competition granted 3 places to English teams. It also changed from a straight knockout format to an initial group stage. So now not only could they still qualify by only finishing 2nd or 3rd in the Premier League, they were also guaranteed at least 6 lucrative fixtures each season.

BOOM! The money started rolling in & the big 3 got fatter, as they disappeared over the horizon, leaving the rest of the league with little chance of ever challenging their increasing financial dominance!

Then out of the blue, a wealthy Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich, rolled into town to bankroll Chelsea & gatecrash the party! With the gravy train now under threat, the greedy little threesome convinced UEFA to increase the English allocation to 4 places! Phew disaster averted, onwards & upwards, no harm done...

That was until the "evil" Sheikh Mansour bought Manchester City with his unlimited "dirty oil money!"!

Now with UEFA unable or unwilling to accommodate this latest unwelcome guest at the top table, a new strategy was required to preserve the dominance of the established elite. Without further a do, the "Financial Fair Play" was conceived!

This had little to do with "fair play", turning a blind eye to debt ridden clubs & owners that systematically drained money out of the game! It was solely designed to stop wealthy owners investing in clubs & making them competitive; thus ensuring the lazy established elite remained unchallenged.

Undeterred by the bogus nature of these new constraints targeted at them & any future investors, Manchester City embarked on transforming the club, with initial investment to break the cartel & putting top quality people in place, off the field as well as on it.

In addition to breaking all records on the pitch, the club has now achieved commercial sustainability & delivered 4 years of profit. The club is now independently valued at over £2B (reportedly outstripping all the Premier League old-guard). This has shown a huge return on Sheikh Mansour's £1.2B investment & dispelling the lie of "financial doping".

So what do the owners of the established "European Royalty" do now? Up their game? Risk their own money to meet the challenge? No! They utilise their stooges in the media to try & discredit City's achievements & demand UEFA do "something" to derail Citys' progress!

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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby stevefromdonny » Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:47 am

it will be like, who can kick a ball at the defenders arm most, while we play football on the ground Liverpool utd spurs Chelsea will be in training how to hit the arm from 5 yds away
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Re: New Regulations From UEFA

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Jun 09, 2019 10:51 am

stevefromdonny wrote:it will be like, who can kick a ball at the defenders arm most, while we play football on the ground Liverpool utd spurs Chelsea will be in training how to hit the arm from 5 yds away


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