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Best defender in the world??? Just watch the goal that was unfortunately given as offside for Lingard and England last night and try telling me he is the best defender in the world. This link should work.
https://highlightsfootball.com/video/ne ... hlights-2/

10 mins

I've commented on another thread that he's now favourite to win Balon d'Or

He made an average 1 tackle per match (Same as Mane) and for the people that pretend he doesn't need to tackle because his positioning is so good - 1.1 interceptions per game.

Absolutely dog shit stats and proof the media big him up for absolutely no reason. Liverpool kept so many clean sheets last season because they were barely attacked by any of the shithouse teams.

Correct and most of the time he just makes simple sideways passes, not much to go wrong.

sniffer wrote:Correct and most of the time he just makes simple sideways passes, not much to go wrong.

Put Messi in any team and he's still class. Same with Ronaldo. Put Van Winkle in Southampton's team and they're almost relegated.

I've upset quite a few scousers by stating the following facts below;

John Stones: 2 premier leagues, 3 domestic cups

Van Dick: 1 chimps league

So, John Stones won 5 cups comparing to the great van dick's 1, oh and he's still younger. Not bad for a shit defender

I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.

patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.

That fake accent affected me for decades .

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.

That fake accent affected me for decades .

He did more shagging than a dog on heat tho apparently.

Virgil van Moan

Mase wrote:

carl_feedthegoat wrote:

patrickblue wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about his appalling cockney accent in Mary Poppins.

That fake accent affected me for decades .

He did more shagging than a dog on heat tho apparently.

Don’t tell me he shagged Mary Poppins!!!!!!

I wouldn’t be able to deal with that ........

What a season he is having. He scored at the Women's World Cup also last night.

PeterParker wrote:What a season he is having. He scored at the Women's World Cup also last night.

That made me chuckle.

The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Mase wrote:

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...

Blue<red wrote:

Mase wrote:

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...

not sure what you’ve got that he’d be jealous about?

Nigels Tackle wrote:

Blue<red wrote:

Mase wrote:

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...

not sure what you’ve got that he’d be jealous about?

istree

Blue<red wrote:

Mase wrote:

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...

I'm jealous you murdered your own fans? Interesting..

Blue<red wrote:

Mase wrote:

Blue<red wrote:The best defender in the world.... I've gotta admit.

Hahaha could have been a bit more subtle with your username murdering bellend.

Hahhaha haha... Jealousy got the best of you...

Look up Football team in England who has broken every conceivable record in the league.....you wont find the word BINDIPPING GARBAGE LICKER in the title.

Just keep looking up the league..like you have done for years and years and years.....30 years ....30 years.......30 fuckign years.

Premier league is the Holy grail..always has been , always will be.