View from the Toon Army...Part 2

I have been keeping an eye on three forums, and I have nothing! I think the Toon Army have just had enough until they get their new owner.
I would like to give credit to the Toontastic Forum for their magnificent match day thread titles:
Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?
Oh, look - another cunting game of football
Another bastard game of football already - Bournemouth away
COME ON CITY!!!
Referee: Andy Madley
Assistants: Richard West, Andy Garratt
Fourth official: Lee Mason
Replacement official: Mark Dwyer
VAR: Andre Marriner
Assistant VAR: Harry Lennard.
Team Selection
Darlow
Kraft
Schar
Dummett
Yedlin
Lazaro
Bentaleb
M Longstaff
Ritchie
Muto
Carroll
And the rest…
oh, hai man city
You’re tearing me apart City! …Anyway, how’s your sex life?
I can see us sneaking a draw here. City are inconsistent and will have an eye on the cup…Maxi will tear them a new one.
We'll be demolished.
Worse than the last result but a better performance is my prediction…4-1.
We’re ****ed. 5-0.
We'll get our revenge.
I think our reserves will perform with enormous credit and return to Tyneside with a highly commendable 3-1 victory.
I would like to give credit to the Toontastic Forum for their magnificent match day thread titles:
Man City...again? Is this a fucking joke!?
Oh, look - another cunting game of football
Another bastard game of football already - Bournemouth away
COME ON CITY!!!
Referee: Andy Madley
Assistants: Richard West, Andy Garratt
Fourth official: Lee Mason
Replacement official: Mark Dwyer
VAR: Andre Marriner
Assistant VAR: Harry Lennard.
Team Selection
Darlow
Kraft
Schar
Dummett
Yedlin
Lazaro
Bentaleb
M Longstaff
Ritchie
Muto
Carroll
And the rest…
oh, hai man city
You’re tearing me apart City! …Anyway, how’s your sex life?
I can see us sneaking a draw here. City are inconsistent and will have an eye on the cup…Maxi will tear them a new one.
We'll be demolished.
Worse than the last result but a better performance is my prediction…4-1.
We’re ****ed. 5-0.
We'll get our revenge.
I think our reserves will perform with enormous credit and return to Tyneside with a highly commendable 3-1 victory.