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I play for Man Utd I’m rich I’m the captain
What a complete tosser faced with that if I was a cop I’d push him down the stairs at the cop shop.
We need a song for this but I’m not good at that any ideas?

Bournemouthcityfan wrote:I play for Man Utd I’m rich I’m the captain
What a complete tosser faced with that if I was a cop I’d push him down the stairs at the cop shop.
We need a song for this but I’m not good at that any ideas?

We have no use for songs any more

I would say a chant of "who's the cunt in red" but of course that goes for the whole team

Harrys going down with millions in the bank

What a complete knob head.

Do you know who I am
Do you know who I am
I’m the rich Captain
That’s who I am



I won’t give up my day job

Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer

Bear60 wrote:Do you know who I am
Do you know who I am
I’m the rich Captain
That’s who I am



I won’t give up my day job

To be followed by a verse of 'Who are you?'

salford city wrote:Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer

Henry's!!! What years did you or your sister work there? My brother worked there for a couple of years in late 80's

CTID Hants wrote:

salford city wrote:Remember helping my sister in law out behind the bar st Henry's one saturday night and she was asked this by Danny Wallace when he played at the red shite as he walked through a packed crowd at the bar
No.....and off he fucked
Always thought this was for no-marks, if you have to ask, you know the answer

Henry's!!! What years did you or your sister work there? My brother worked there for a couple of years in late 80's

Would have been early 90s she was married to the asst manager, Dave. The other asst manager at the time was Phil. Small world