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Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:36 am
by zuricity
Nick wrote:Bumped into Alfie on Friday near the print works


Did you apologise ?

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:18 am
by Mase
We went to the City Store at Maine Road back in the day and we parked next to Jeff Whitley. He was just sat there in his car.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:37 pm
by PeterParker
I think I've heard the most hilarious description about him from a local football that played in Austria while he was there.
He said: It was ok when I played against him while I was at Tirol. He scored three goals in Salzburg and three goals in Tirol, but the rest of those two games I didn't have any problems marking him

:lol: :lol:

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 12:50 pm
by Mase
Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 2:04 pm
by patrickblue
Mase wrote:Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:


No more than I'd expect. Villa player who had a decent game against us and Billing obviously for his part in Bournmouth's scintillating start to the season. By his standards, Kev hasn't been particularly outstanding this month, and they're all wanking over spuds and arse. And of course, Sir Lionel Rashford finally had a decent game.
Sad bunch of bastards.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 2:12 pm
by stupot
patrickblue wrote:
Mase wrote:Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:


No more than I'd expect. Villa player who had a decent game against us and Billing obviously for his part in Bournmouth's scintillating start to the season. By his standards, Kev hasn't been particularly outstanding this month, and they're all wanking over spuds and arse. And of course, Sir Lionel Rashford finally had a decent game.
Sad bunch of bastards.

Can't believe Haaland isn't nominated but Kev not being outstanding has 8 assists in 10 games. Next highest is Foden with 3.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 2:21 pm
by Nigels Tackle
he only scored 5 goals in 4 games though

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:00 pm
by patrickblue
stupot wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Mase wrote:Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:


No more than I'd expect. Villa player who had a decent game against us and Billing obviously for his part in Bournmouth's scintillating start to the season. By his standards, Kev hasn't been particularly outstanding this month, and they're all wanking over spuds and arse. And of course, Sir Lionel Rashford finally had a decent game.
Sad bunch of bastards.

Can't believe Haaland isn't nominated but Kev not being outstanding has 8 assists in 10 games. Next highest is Foden with 3.


As I said, by his standards.
He's always pretty outstanding.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:04 pm
by stupot
patrickblue wrote:
stupot wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Mase wrote:Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:


No more than I'd expect. Villa player who had a decent game against us and Billing obviously for his part in Bournmouth's scintillating start to the season. By his standards, Kev hasn't been particularly outstanding this month, and they're all wanking over spuds and arse. And of course, Sir Lionel Rashford finally had a decent game.
Sad bunch of bastards.

Can't believe Haaland isn't nominated but Kev not being outstanding has 8 assists in 10 games. Next highest is Foden with 3.


As I said, by his standards.
He's always pretty outstanding.

Spot on- he made some poor passes against Wolves but still ended up with 2 assists.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:43 pm
by nottsblue
Mase wrote:Wow. Haaland not nominated for POTM award :lol: The bitterness is strong!

Someone called Jacob Ramsey, someone called Philip Billing, Kevin De Bruyne, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Alex Iwobi and Marcus Rashford :lol: :lol: :lol:

Must be some sort of in-joke at the FA

Laughable otherwise

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:09 pm
by Scatman
There's some strong contenders in there though. One of them helped his team to a nil nil draw.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:33 pm
by Mase
Scatman wrote:There's some strong contenders in there though. One of them helped his team to a nil nil draw.


I literally don’t know who two of them are :lol:

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:42 pm
by carolina-blue
Mase wrote:
Scatman wrote:There's some strong contenders in there though. One of them helped his team to a nil nil draw.


I literally don’t know who two of them are :lol:



Lol snap , Heard something on talkshite the other day. Don’t know the names But each had to pick a player that they believed has had the best start to the season the only criteria was they could not pick Earling Haaland . The reason given is because they all would have picked him , but it came across to me that they just wanted to bring the red tops into relevance .

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:11 pm
by patrickblue
Imagine he played for rags!
It'd be wall to wall 24 hour fawning.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:16 pm
by sheblue
He doesn't have enough touches :lol:

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:32 pm
by Dimples
sheblue wrote:He doesn't have enough touches :lol:


Exactly.
He scores goals but he does not contribute anything else. Easy to see why Nunez is a more expensive player.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:41 pm
by nottsblue
patrickblue wrote:Imagine he played for rags!
It'd be wall to wall 24 hour fawning.

Just look at how 3 goals have suddenly made Gashford a certainty for the World Cup. Despite bring utter dogshit for 18 months

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:01 am
by BlueinBosnia
Nigels Tackle wrote:he only scored 5 goals in 4 games though


2 in 2 in the PL in September, which is what the PL POTM is (supposed to be) judged on.

It's a pretty pointless award this month, if you look at the nominees and the amount of playing time they've had:

Ramsey - played 157 minutes of football
Billing - 180 mins (but subbed off in extra time in both games)
De Bruyne - 162 mins
Højbjerg - 180 mins
Iwobi - 180 mins
Rashford - 167 mins (subbed off in both games)

So, of the 6 nominees, only 2 have played 2 full games, while one hasn't even completed a full 90-minute match!

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:32 pm
by Dameerto
johnny crossan wrote:My free sub to The Athletic is due to end shortly - I'll really miss separately pasting these images :(

looks like they've got an offer at the moment, £1 a month for six months.

Re: Welcome Erling Haaland

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 11:43 pm
by Nick
What a joke

There was chat about balon d'bore (mostly by rags) and I said no chance while here