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I heard that most blog/news articles these days are written by AI so thought I'd give ChatGPT a go:

"Write lyrics for a song for Erling Haaland in the style of John Cooper Clarke"


Instantly came up with:

Verse 1:
Erling Haaland, the man with the goals
In the box, he's on fire, he's on a roll
Defenders try to stop him, but he's too quick
He's got the pace and power, it's quite sick

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite

Verse 2:
From Norway he came, with a dream in his heart
To play with the best, to make a mark
At Dortmund he found, a home away from home
And on the pitch, he's never alone

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite

Verse 3:
He's got the skill, he's got the flair
The fans go wild, when he's there
He's a hero, a legend in the making
And his future, there's no mistaking

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite.


Besides being totally bland and uninspired (as you'd expect given that JCC is a rag) it sounds very old fashioned but I'm still impressed (and worried given that this is just the start).
What can you lot come up with? Obviously must be City related to be in the Maine Football Forum.

Dipstick wrote:I heard that most blog/news articles these days are written by AI so thought I'd give ChatGPT a go:

"Write lyrics for a song for Erling Haaland in the style of John Cooper Clarke"


Instantly came up with:

Verse 1:
Erling Haaland, the man with the goals
In the box, he's on fire, he's on a roll
Defenders try to stop him, but he's too quick
He's got the pace and power, it's quite sick

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite

Verse 2:
From Norway he came, with a dream in his heart
To play with the best, to make a mark
At Dortmund he found, a home away from home
And on the pitch, he's never alone

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite

Verse 3:
He's got the skill, he's got the flair
The fans go wild, when he's there
He's a hero, a legend in the making
And his future, there's no mistaking

Chorus:
Haaland, Haaland, he's a goal machine
Scoring for fun, he's a football king
Haaland, Haaland, the future's bright
He's a young gun, ready to ignite.


Besides being totally bland and uninspired (as you'd expect given that JCC is a rag) it sounds very old fashioned but I'm still impressed (and worried given that this is just the start).
What can you lot come up with? Obviously must be City related to be in the Maine Football Forum.

it appears that spurs and the rags have been using chat gpt for years

chatgpt has just been banned in italy ,using too much personal information.

This is the best Haaland song by far
https://youtu.be/tKyFc2P4b70

Blue Jam wrote:This is the best Haaland song by far
https://youtu.be/tKyFc2P4b70

Outstanding
Love it

Remove the reference to that fucking dog-wanking shithead and I would say it is very good.

Tokyo Blue wrote:Remove the reference to that fucking dog-wanking shithead and I would say it is very good.

That's the reason I like it - a reminder that Keane was a cold blooded criminal who should've been out behind bars for that attack.
Instead he profited from it.
Cunt.
Or as you quite rightly put it - a dog wanking shithead