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[Mase]

Laura Woods has described Ruben Loftus-Cheek as being “carved by Jesus” after the Chelsea midfielder admitted the presenter was his dream date.

Back in March, Loftus-Cheek was interviewed by Woods on talkSPORT and named his interviewer as his crush. "An exceptional answer!" Woods replied. "It's been an absolute pleasure and I'll get your number later!"

[PeterParker]

Laura Woods has described Kolarov as being “carved by Jesus” after the ex-City admitted the presenter was his dream date.

[Mase]

Laura Woods has described Kolarov as being “carved by Jesus” after the ex-City admitted the presenter was his dream date.

She can only dream!

[PeterParker]

Laura Woods has described Kolarov as being “carved by Jesus” after the ex-City admitted the presenter was his dream date.

She can only dream!

[Scatman]

What a deeply unpleasant thread.

Which bit?