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Postby Nigels Tackle » Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:34 am

direct correlation between him starting to date this love island bint and his form going to shit.
not good.
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Mase » Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:44 am

Thought he was more intelligent than that. Shame.
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Postby Scatman » Wed Nov 29, 2023 12:45 pm

Don't worry. Quite soon she's going to decide it's shit living in Manchester and he'll be playing somewhere sunny.
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby PeterParker » Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:20 pm

Also his other bird, Stones, is not reliable this year.
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Postby stupot » Wed Nov 29, 2023 1:29 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:direct correlation between him starting to date this love island bint and his form going to shit.
not good.

She's not set Jack up with her mates has she.
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby nottsblue » Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:27 pm

Whatever the reason(s) for his sub par performances recently, he needs to sharpen up and quickly.

One thing Bacon always said was he wanted his players married off to a nice girl who would look after him. They wouldn’t then be out on the piss or getting up to no good. There’s a good element of truth in that IMO
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Mase » Wed Nov 29, 2023 7:48 pm

nottsblue wrote:Whatever the reason(s) for his sub par performances recently, he needs to sharpen up and quickly.

One thing Bacon always said was he wanted his players married off to a nice girl who would look after him. They wouldn’t then be out on the piss or getting up to no good. There’s a good element of truth in that IMO


Probably why he got rid of Beckham sharpish once he married
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Postby Nickyboy » Wed Nov 29, 2023 9:55 pm

nottsblue wrote:Whatever the reason(s) for his sub par performances recently, he needs to sharpen up and quickly.

One thing Bacon always said was he wanted his players married off to a nice girl who would look after him. They wouldn’t then be out on the piss or getting up to no good. There’s a good element of truth in that IMO


Also why certain players who married too young ended up with granny hookers
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Nick » Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:51 pm

Had to Google her. She was in it for 5 mins. Shocked and surprised at the lad.
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Dubciteh » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:29 am

Shes a stunner in fairness
derby day the scores were level,
then the goat was fed by neville,
silly boy should know for sure,
feed the goat and he will score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby zuricity » Fri Dec 01, 2023 11:20 am

Dubciteh wrote:Shes a stunner in fairness



I haven't looked, stunner or plastic enhanced ?
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Nick » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:45 pm

She's a 7
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Postby johnny crossan » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:48 pm

Nick wrote:She's a 7

out of what?
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:50 pm

johnny crossan wrote:
Nick wrote:She's a 7

out of what?
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Mase » Sat Dec 02, 2023 8:12 am

Angin. Looks like ET
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby Nick » Sun Dec 03, 2023 12:15 am

That's his ex init the Portuguese singer that wanted him to leave Manchester so he binned her
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Re: reuben's bird

Postby johnny crossan » Sun Dec 03, 2023 11:39 am

Nick wrote:That's his ex init the Portuguese singer that wanted him to leave Manchester so he binned her

based on Nick's new info - April Ivy's successor :lol:
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