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Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:20 pm
by Nick
Just saw his post. Young. Hasn't he been with his bird 10 minutes

Congratulations.

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2024 9:21 pm
by Nick
Or was it a piss take lol if so delete

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 6:58 am
by PeterParker
Nick wrote:Just saw his post. Young. Hasn't he been with his bird 10 minutes

Congratulations.


Phil didn't had one at 19 or so?
He is 24 now and has what? 4?

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 7:35 am
by Mase
PeterParker wrote:
Nick wrote:Just saw his post. Young. Hasn't he been with his bird 10 minutes

Congratulations.


Phil didn't had one at 19 or so?
He is 24 now and has what? 4?


I think Phil went on to beat SWP’s record

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 8:28 am
by Nick
Yeah bur phil isn't the brightest and his life js affecting his season

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2024 8:28 am
by Nick
Was he with her in Istanbul ?

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2024 2:28 pm
by Mase
Nick wrote:Was he with her in Istanbul ?


Just watched Together with my daughter and Haaland’s Mrs is on the pitch with him after the game

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 6:25 am
by zuricity
apparently he wants to go to PSG now !

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 7:26 am
by Mase
zuricity wrote:apparently he wants to go to PSG now !


Paris is basically a toilet that people live in with pickpockets and “can you sign this petition” gypsies at every corner.

Sounds lovely.

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 8:42 am
by zuricity
Mase wrote:
zuricity wrote:apparently he wants to go to PSG now !


Paris is basically a toilet that people live in with pickpockets and “can you sign this petition” gypsies at every corner.

Sounds lovely.


Well Mase, My daughter got back from Paris last night on a TGV reaching speeds of 300kmph, on time . Brought some very fine macaroons.

Pickpockets are everywhere, Barcelona, Cecina ( was there last week and received advice from the Hotel owner) . Even my dad had his wallet nicked coming out of Maine Rd one time in the Seventies.

Even our illustrious Captain was caught on Camera , pissing up a wall.

The Greeks want Nike back from the Louvre.

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 8:56 am
by Mase
Paris is one of the most pickpocketed cities in Europe, with the second highest number of mentions in visitor reviews

No doubt Haaland would avoid all these anyway. Doesnt alter the fact the city is a dump.

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 6:59 pm
by Mase
Didn’t realise Grealish’s Mrs had their kid last week and he played the next day against Newcastle.

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 12:52 pm
by Nigels Tackle
controversial as this may sound but men can't have babies

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 1:28 pm
by Paul68
Nigels Tackle wrote:controversial as this may sound but men can't have babies

Don't you oppress me :D

Re: Haaland having a baby?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2024 2:05 pm
by Mase
Nigels Tackle wrote:controversial as this may sound but men can't have babies


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