Six or seven weeks ago, I looked at my form. Too often my best players got crocked, carded, gave away penalties and generally just lost form.. Then I realised - I'm a Jonah. So, I put Allison, Van Dyke and Salah (captain) in my team. Since then, haven't the Scousers done well??
Meanwhile, my FF standings are crap. I hope you people appreciate the sacrifice I've made.