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by Foreverinbluedreams » Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:30 pm
zuricity wrote:He was spotted in Icelands this afternoon.
Buying a pag of frozen peas.
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by Hutch's Shoulder » Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:01 pm
Foreverinbluedreams wrote:zuricity wrote:He was spotted in Icelands this afternoon.
Buying a pag of frozen peas.

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by Hazy2 » Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:12 pm
zuricity wrote:He was spotted in Icelands this afternoon.
Not the first time.
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by sheblue » Tue Sep 08, 2020 6:32 pm
nottsblue wrote:Reckon he won't have too much trouble being forgiven by the missus.
Can't imagine she wants to get a job
Harsh but true.
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by ruralblue » Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:07 pm
Folk need to get off the lads back. Its nothing we haven't all done at some point. Playing a debut International then ending up getting laid by Icelandic Wimmin!
I haven't a fecking clue what I'm doing! Gillie come back man I want my sig back. As the Photobucket thingy gone?
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by PeterParker » Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:25 pm
ruralblue wrote:Folk need to get off the lads back. Its nothing we haven't all done at some point. Playing a debut International then ending up getting laid by Icelandic Wimmin!
Exactly. I think he needs to solve his hairstyle issue also.
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by sheblue » Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:45 pm
ruralblue wrote:Folk need to get off the lads back. Its nothing we haven't all done at some point. Playing a debut International then ending up getting laid by Icelandic Wimmin!
Yes indeed making an international debut away in Iceland then trying to prise the knickers off a few Icelandic slappers.
Yep we've all mamaged that in one night!!
All joking aside he better make up with southgate because england have nothing like him in midfield.
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by zuricity » Tue Sep 08, 2020 7:59 pm
sheblue wrote:ruralblue wrote:Folk need to get off the lads back. Its nothing we haven't all done at some point. Playing a debut International then ending up getting laid by Icelandic Wimmin!
Yes indeed making an international debut away in Iceland then trying to prise the knickers off a few Icelandic slappers.
Yep we've all mamaged that in one night!!
All joking aside he better make up with southgate because england have nothing like him in midfield.
sorry but screw Southgate . The dross he's put out tonight .
They had a limited amount of time in iceland and every minute of that time should have been organised . That is what good managers do . Free time is what they get when dispersed from the squad and the trip.
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by Dameerto » Wed Sep 09, 2020 4:23 pm
ruralblue wrote:Folk need to get off the lads back. Its nothing we haven't all done at some point. Playing a debut International then ending up getting laid by Icelandic Wimmin!
Put in in context though - as in global pandemic. That surely is the main point (potential adultery aside).
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by Wooders » Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:17 pm
Could have brought corona back to the team and royally fucked us, deserves a boot in the arse
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by PeterParker » Wed Sep 09, 2020 8:09 pm
Wooders wrote:Could have brought corona back to the team and royally fucked us, deserves a boot in the arse
I think Laporte and Mahrez were faster.
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by nottsblue » Tue Jan 05, 2021 8:49 pm
At 20 years old:
Paul Scholes: 25 app. 7 goals
Steven Gerrard: 44 app 1 goal
Frank Lampard: 60 app 10 goals
Patrick Vieira: 66 app 4 goals
Xavi: 100 app 6 goals
Iniesta: 73 app 4 goals
Zidane: 71 app 6 goals
Figo: 41 app 1 goal
Pirlo: 90 app 6 goal
@PhilFoden
93 app 21 goals
Just throwing this out there
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by Nick » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:31 am
Better than kev this season for me....
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Jan 06, 2021 9:54 am
nottsblue wrote:At 20 years old:
Paul Scholes: 25 app. 7 goals
Steven Gerrard: 44 app 1 goal
Frank Lampard: 60 app 10 goals
Patrick Vieira: 66 app 4 goals
Xavi: 100 app 6 goals
Iniesta: 73 app 4 goals
Zidane: 71 app 6 goals
Figo: 41 app 1 goal
Pirlo: 90 app 6 goal
@PhilFoden
93 app 21 goals
Just throwing this out there
Shhh, that ruins the narrative
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by salford city » Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:04 am
Thar is niot a bad goals per games ratio is it?
I do think that Pep is trying ti protect him still and keep him grounded. Is that the right way to do it - possibly not, but thats Pep's approach. He has been consistently selected for chumps league games this season so no doubt he is part of a plan. Id be surprised if he doesn't start tonight as bernie is absent and I'd put money on colin bell appearing on a tshirt if he were to score
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by nottsblue » Wed Jan 06, 2021 11:20 am
salford city wrote:Thar is niot a bad goals per games ratio is it?
I do think that Pep is trying ti protect him still and keep him grounded. Is that the right way to do it - possibly not, but thats Pep's approach. He has been consistently selected for chumps league games this season so no doubt he is part of a plan. Id be surprised if he doesn't start tonight as bernie is absent and I'd put money on colin bell appearing on a tshirt if he were to score
His minutes per goal ratio will be even better still
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by harveytravis » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:09 pm
nottsblue wrote:salford city wrote:Thar is niot a bad goals per games ratio is it?
I do think that Pep is trying ti protect him still and keep him grounded. Is that the right way to do it - possibly not, but thats Pep's approach. He has been consistently selected for chumps league games this season so no doubt he is part of a plan. Id be surprised if he doesn't start tonight as bernie is absent and I'd put money on colin bell appearing on a tshirt if he were to score
His minutes per goal ratio will be even better still
Any way of checking his goals per game time ratio?
I know Aguero has a ration of around 1 goal per 110 mins
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by Nick » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:14 pm
Where Is Bernie?
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by salford city » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:23 pm
Nick wrote:Where Is Bernie?
Suspended got booked against the arse and so misses out
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by Foreverinbluedreams » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:26 pm
harveytravis wrote:nottsblue wrote:salford city wrote:Thar is niot a bad goals per games ratio is it?
I do think that Pep is trying ti protect him still and keep him grounded. Is that the right way to do it - possibly not, but thats Pep's approach. He has been consistently selected for chumps league games this season so no doubt he is part of a plan. Id be surprised if he doesn't start tonight as bernie is absent and I'd put money on colin bell appearing on a tshirt if he were to score
His minutes per goal ratio will be even better still
Any way of checking his goals per game time ratio?
I know Aguero has a ration of around 1 goal per 110 mins
Transfermarket has it at a Premier League goal every 206 minutes
CL every 254 minutes
FA Cup every 106 minutes
League Cup every 257 minutes
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