***Monchengladbach vs Man City UCL official match thread***

[Beefymcfc]

Some erratic cummers just don't have patience

Get in....

So PeP goign berserk with Sterling and Jesus makes him an erratic Cummer does it ?

Interesting.

Are you admitting that you are an Erratic Cummer, whatever that is?

[CTID Hants]

Ha ha stat of the night Ederson hasn't had to make a save in over 2 hrs of chumps league football.

[Nigels Tackle]

i’d rather have tiger woods up front than sterling

Sums you up nicely, cock.....

pep agrees with me

[mr_nool]

Shouldn't Torres get some minutes? Feels like he he's hardly played at all since before Christmas.

[Beefymcfc]

The work rate the likes of Jesus and Bernardo put in is truly amazing. No need to ask if this team tracks back.

[nottsblue]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

[Beefymcfc]

Shouldn't Torres get some minutes? Feels like he he's hardly played at all since before Christmas.

Got to earn his minutes in this team at the moment.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Some erratic cummers just don't have patience

Get in....

So PeP goign berserk with Sterling and Jesus makes him an erratic Cummer does it ?

Interesting.

Wtf is an erratic cummer? Is it like a squirter?

I reckon it is mate....cum all of a sudden syndrome.

Id reserve that for when someone scores amazing goals and certainly wouldn't intentionally or unintentionally knock one out watching Sterling or Jesus's shithousery in front of goal today.

[Nigels Tackle]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

cl final v bayern he / raheem will only get one not 18 chances. that’s why our finishing is such an issue

[Beefymcfc]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

Love the bloke.

[CTID Hants]

i’d rather have tiger woods up front than sterling

Sums you up nicely, cock.....

pep agrees with me

Pep wouldn't agree with you if you were last petulant child on the planet.

Pep clearly educating him on his errors. That's the difference, Pep is prepared to continue making him a better player. Otherwise Pep would have ignored him when he took him off.

There's a difference, but you're still a petulant child

[Tokyo Blue]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

How very dare you say something positive.

I agree with all of that.

[carl_feedthegoat]

The work rate the likes of Jesus and Bernardo put in is truly amazing. No need to ask if this team tracks back.

How do you do it Beefy ? whats the secret to your happy clappy football watching experience no matter how shit we play or how many fuck ups in front of goal ?

I would certainly not have used the word amazing to describe anything in this match,..yet there you are.....)) amazing.

[nottsblue]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

cl final v bayern he / raheem will only get one not 18 chances. that’s why our finishing is such an issue

Good job Gundogan steps up and gets the winner then

[Kippax Sean]

Aguero coming on

[blues2win]

SERGIO ON!!!!!!! Foden off.

[PeterParker]

release the Kun

[ruralblue]

Who's the old bloke coming on with Ferran?

COME ON SERG BAG A GOAL!!!

[mr_nool]

Shouldn't Torres get some minutes? Feels like he he's hardly played at all since before Christmas.

Got to earn his minutes in this team at the moment.

Apparently he has. There the lad is!

[Tokyo Blue]

The work rate the likes of Jesus and Bernardo put in is truly amazing. No need to ask if this team tracks back.

How do you do it Beefy ? whats the secret to your happy clappy football watching experience no matter how shit we play or how many fuck ups in front of goal ?

I would certainly not have used the word amazing to describe anything in this match,..yet there you are.....)) amazing.

I would imagine the 19 wins on the trot help.