***Monchengladbach vs Man City UCL official match thread***

[carl_feedthegoat]

The work rate the likes of Jesus and Bernardo put in is truly amazing. No need to ask if this team tracks back.

How do you do it Beefy ? whats the secret to your happy clappy football watching experience no matter how shit we play or how many fuck ups in front of goal ?

I would certainly not have used the word amazing to describe anything in this match,..yet there you are.....)) amazing.

I would imagine the 19 wins on the trot help.

Doesn't deflect form the fact Jesus and Sterling keep missing chance after chance after chance....does it.

Or maybe you, like Beefy , just shrug your shoulders ?

[Kippax Sean]

Cheating cunt

[nottsblue]

Why did we stop there?
Not a head injury and we were on the break

[Nigels Tackle]

penalty to liverpool!

[PeterParker]

That's what you get for diving.
Hope it's broken.

[CTID Hants]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

cl final v bayern he / raheem will only get one not 18 chances. that’s why our finishing is such an issue

Good job Gundogan steps up and gets the winner then

Not to worry NB , if we make the chumps league final Tickle will still be hoping we lose so he can continue his not being able to finish thread (which I now believe is his own frustration of not being able to give himself a hand shandy).

[dave watson's perm]

Salahesque

[Nigels Tackle]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

cl final v bayern he / raheem will only get one not 18 chances. that’s why our finishing is such an issue

Good job Gundogan steps up and gets the winner then

Not to worry NB , if we make the chumps league final Tickle will still be hoping we lose so he can continue his not being able to finish thread (which I now believe is his own frustration of not being able to give himself a hand shandy).

not really. i would just love to see us win by a fucking cricket score one day - pisses me off that the fucking rags have a 9-0 under their belts

[branny]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

He never will be the finished article and neither will Sterling.

[Outcast]

Poor finishing
Sterling crap
Jesus crap
We should win by 10 nil
Against good teams sterling needs 509 chances to stick one in
We need Haaland
Why is Laporte playing

Save and paste for next match thread to save us hearing it again, seems to be working, 18 wins in a row, carry on the trend we should make it 19 wins

I get it Jesus is no Haaland
Sterling is no Ronaldo
Laporte is no Maldini

We're doing ok do far

[CTID Hants]

He felt that

[nottsblue]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

He never will be the finished article and neither will Sterling.

But they are decent players who are part of an excellent TEAM who both play their part.

[Kippax Sean]

Well done Ed

[PeterParker]

Well done Ed

poor from Gundo there.

Anyway, that will do. we are through.

[blues2win]

Ridiculous back pass. Thank fuck for Big Ed. Tie over surely. Kevin and Sergio ready for starts.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Two nowt happy with that

[carl_feedthegoat]

Poor finishing
Sterling crap
Jesus crap
We should win by 10 nil
Against good teams sterling needs 509 chances to stick one in THATS TRUE.
We need Haaland THATS TRUE
Why is Laporte playing

Save and paste for next match thread to save us hearing it again, seems to be working, 18 wins in a row, carry on the trend we should make it 19 wins

I get it Jesus is no Haaland HE IS LIKE VASSELL THOUGH
Sterling is no Ronaldo
Laporte is no Maldini

We're doing ok do far

We are but we cannot miss those chances that we will NOT get against a top team.....we didnt even manage the chance we got against Lyon FFS...and thats what is being said today..........you need to bury your chances and Sterling and Jesus are not the answer.

I hope Aguero stays fit till the end of this comp...we need him...Sterling can provide the passes ect and stay well clear of one on ones...Jesus can just help at a back of office or something useful.

[Nigels Tackle]

Poor finishing
Sterling crap
Jesus crap
We should win by 10 nil
Against good teams sterling needs 509 chances to stick one in
We need Haaland
Why is Laporte playing

Save and paste for next match thread to save us hearing it again, seems to be working, 18 wins in a row, carry on the trend we should make it 19 wins

I get it Jesus is no Haaland
Sterling is no Ronaldo
Laporte is no Maldini

We're doing ok do far

nice one captain hindsight... bet you think keir starmer is doing a cracking job in opposition

[branny]

Sign of a good forward I’ve heard, being there for tap ins.

Call me old fashioned but if my number 9 is on the scoresheet in a comfortable away win in Europe then he has done his job. The game isn’t won yet and his earlier miss may haunt us yet. But I doubt it. And one thing Jesus can never be accused of is hiding after missing a chance.

We know he isn’t the finished article by a long chalk, but we are winning games and he is part of it with his pressing and off the ball runs.

He never will be the finished article and neither will Sterling.

But they are decent players who are part of an excellent TEAM who both play their part.

Yes, luckily we don’t have to rely on either usually.

[johnny crossan]

Never overestimate the Germans