The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Scatman]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

I bet the bus driver rues the day Lady Boy signed up, it is going to lead to his demise.

[salford city]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

I bet the bus driver rues the day Lady Boy signed up, it is going to lead to his demise.

I put something similar in the Why thread. Credit the Glazers they put the troll in to buy them more time in order to kerp taking the dividends out. The protests start anew and they bring in the Portuguese . Be fucking chaos over there soon

[Blue In Bolton]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

I bet the bus driver rues the day Lady Boy signed up, it is going to lead to his demise.

I put something similar in the Why thread. Credit the Glazers they put the troll in to buy them more time in order to kerp taking the dividends out. The protests start anew and they bring in the Portuguese . Be fucking chaos over there soon

I'm afraid that Ole's time is up but they have played a blinder in getting Tranny in as potential player-manager! Can't fucking wait for the biblical style implosion that is coming. If only it could happen to the other Red shite down the East Lancs!!

[salford city]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

I bet the bus driver rues the day Lady Boy signed up, it is going to lead to his demise.

I put something similar in the Why thread. Credit the Glazers they put the troll in to buy them more time in order to kerp taking the dividends out. The protests start anew and they bring in the Portuguese . Be fucking chaos over there soon

I'm afraid that Ole's time is up but they have played a blinder in getting Tranny in as potential player-manager! Can't fucking wait for the biblical style implosion that is coming. If only it could happen to the other Red shite down the East Lancs!!

Red scouse are in a difficult position. The self-styled net pay champions needed to cash in on either Salah or Mane but everyone (spain) were broke this last pre-season and so they could not offload their prize assets ala suarez and coutinho before him
Lets see what happens when they have to hang on again now that madrid want Mbop and Haaland will be up for grabs which will make shifting Salah and Mane that bit more difficult

[patrickblue]

Does this go in here?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/manchester-united-manager-under-pressure-after-cristiano-ronaldo-tantrum/ar-AAP9IZQ?ocid=entnewsntp

All is not rosy at the swamp. Baconface has spoken out about Tranny's omission, Ian Wright is trying to pick the team, and Chuckle is trying to teach the manager some man-management skills. Oh dear.

I bet the bus driver rues the day Lady Boy signed up, it is going to lead to his demise.

I put something similar in the Why thread. Credit the Glazers they put the troll in to buy them more time in order to kerp taking the dividends out. The protests start anew and they bring in the Portuguese . Be fucking chaos over there soon

I'm afraid that Ole's time is up but they have played a blinder in getting Tranny in as potential player-manager! Can't fucking wait for the biblical style implosion that is coming. If only it could happen to the other Red shite down the East Lancs!!

Red scouse are in a difficult position. The self-styled net pay champions needed to cash in on either Salah or Mane but everyone (spain) were broke this last pre-season and so they could not offload their prize assets ala suarez and coutinho before him
Lets see what happens when they have to hang on again now that madrid want Mbop and Haaland will be up for grabs which will make shifting Salah and Mane that bit more difficult

That'll fuck up their wonderful net spend figures.

[Dimples]

Rags situation is brewing nicely. Two legends, neither of which is capable of turning the Rags into winners, at odds with each other. Flames being fanned by another retired old has been who cannot return them to former (corrupt) glories. Lovely stuff.

Dippers are potentially in a worse situation.
They cannot cash in on Salah and will have to give a top dollar long term contract or the place will explode.
Salah and Mane are 29 and Firminio just turned 30.
Speed is a big part of Salah and Mane's game.
So as they cannot cash in, they could be left with two players on top dollar long term contracts who cannot run.
Not to worry, they have Jordan Henderson tied down to a long term contract.

[london blue 2]

Scum are level on points with us. I'm not ready to accept they are doomed just yet. The signs are getting better, but there's a long way to go still.

[stupot]

Scum are level on points with us. I'm not ready to accept they are doomed just yet. The signs are getting better, but there's a long way to go still.

They were ahead of us 2 games ago.
They've had Villa and Everton at home.
We've had Chelsea and Liverpool away.

[salford city]

Scum are level on points with us. I'm not ready to accept they are doomed just yet. The signs are getting better, but there's a long way to go still.

They were ahead of us 2 games ago.
They've had Villa and Everton at home.
We've had Chelsea and Liverpool away.

No-one is writing them off. They will get the necessary assistance to keep them relevant. Whether they can use it will be up to them as their last two league games have shown

[stupot]

Scum are level on points with us. I'm not ready to accept they are doomed just yet. The signs are getting better, but there's a long way to go still.

They were ahead of us 2 games ago.
They've had Villa and Everton at home.
We've had Chelsea and Liverpool away.

No-one is writing them off. They will get the necessary assistance to keep them relevant. Whether they can use it will be up to them as their last two league games have shown

I've heard plenty writing them off. They've spent half a billion sine the bus driver took over and they've won nothing, lost in 2 cups already this season and got 1 point from 2 home games that they'd have expected 6 from.
They've not played any of last seasons top 5 yet. We've played 3 of them away already and i think they've got us all over the next few games. Let's see where they are then. There's already massive unrest as Fergies been caught on camera slagging off his team selection and Tranny's already thrown a strop.

[PeterParker]

Scum are level on points with us. I'm not ready to accept they are doomed just yet. The signs are getting better, but there's a long way to go still.

They were ahead of us 2 games ago.
They've had Villa and Everton at home.
We've had Chelsea and Liverpool away.

No-one is writing them off. They will get the necessary assistance to keep them relevant. Whether they can use it will be up to them as their last two league games have shown

I've heard plenty writing them off. They've spent half a billion sine the bus driver took over and they've won nothing, lost in 2 cups already this season and got 1 point from 2 home games that they'd have expected 6 from.
They've not played any of last seasons top 5 yet. We've played 3 of them away already and i think they've got us all over the next few games. Let's see where they are then. There's already massive unrest as Fergies been caught on camera slagging off his team selection and Tranny's already thrown a strop.

Getting Tranny is what fucked them. They were ok until he came, actually played decent vs leeds.

[Dimples]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

[salford city]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

God bless malcolm glazer

[stupot]

Goldbridge that Nottingham plastic rag is already crying about the Geordie takeover.
Apparently in a couple of years properly run club like rags, dippers and arse will be fighting for 4th place.
Thought that had been Arsenal's dream since Wenger and as for the other 2 you couldn't make it up. They'll be joining forces next against those horrible oil clubs

[sheblue]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

God bless malcolm glazer

Nope, pretty sure he is in hell.

[Bluemoon4610]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

God bless malcolm glazer

Nope, pretty sure he is in hell.

Hell wouldn't let him in...

[salford city]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

God bless malcolm glazer

Nope, pretty sure he is in hell.

Its the first line of a song where i come from.
Cannot fault him and his family. Robbery in plain sight. Get the Portuguese, shut the noise up and rape them again.

[zuricity]

6 Oct 2021

The Glazers put another 9.5MILLION shares in Manchester United up for sale on the New York Stock Exchange - worth £137m - just months after Avram Glazer pocketed £70m from another sale... but the club will not see a single penny of it

God bless malcolm glazer

Not being funny, but why would you expect the Rags to see any of it ? They are shares traded on an open market. Unless there is a buy back , nothing helps the Rags. The worse thing that can happen from a Rags point of view is that the Glazer family percentage drops. Leads to chaos in the boardroom.

[Dimples]

Rag and Dipper fans concerned over Saudi oil money and human rights issues, no such concerns over their USA owners.

One of Saudi Arabia's closest strategic allies is the USA. No hypocrisy then.