The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Beefymcfc]

If they beat us next week they go level with us. And we’re laughing at them.

Level with us will give them a weekend to remember, winning fuck all again will bring them very much back to earth.

Remember when we used to think that beating them was like winning a trophy? It’s that long ago now that I almost forget.

[Dimples]

Sancho left us to guarantee playing time

[Dimples]

From Sky sports:

ATALANTA 2-2 MAN UTD

FULL TIME! What a breath-taking end to this game and two vital goals from Cristiano Ronaldo have saved Manchester United. He keeps writing his Champions League headlines and this was another moment. There will be question marks over the potential handball from Mason Greenwood but it would've been incredibly harsh.

[nottsblue]

Saw an advert on tv for a donkey sanctuary,if I send £3 a month I could adopt a donkey.They also promised to send me photographs. Two weeks after I set up my direct debit,I got a welcome pack containing 4 pictures of Harry Maguire

[Dimples]

The CL reporting is like comedy gold.

OGS complaining about Atalanta's goals after the match, despite Sancho's injury time handball.

Liverpool first match red card for Griezman for 'dangerous play'. Second match Jota gets a yellow for the same high tackle which is described as 'committed'.
Second match Atalanta player gets a red for a trip on a Liverpool player. Straight red shown, not two quick yellows. Described as 'player had a bad attitude when ref called him back to book him for the trip, so maybe he got two yellows for that but the ref did flash a straight red. We will have to wait for the ref's report to understand why'.

[PeterParker]

The CL reporting is like comedy gold.

OGS complaining about Atalanta's goals after the match, despite Sancho's injury time handball.

Liverpool first match red card for Griezman for 'dangerous play'. Second match Jota gets a yellow for the same high tackle which is described as 'committed'.
Second match Atalanta player gets a red for a trip on a Liverpool player. Straight red shown, not two quick yellows. Described as 'player had a bad attitude when ref called him back to book him for the trip, so maybe he got two yellows for that but the ref did flash a straight red. We will have to wait for the ref's report to understand why'.

I like this, looks like the defeat with the criminals really got to him and the rags. Hope the swamp machine is put in motion and scouse will start and get dodgy decisions against them.

[carl_feedthegoat]

“”Man city should be charged for fucking with a corpse”” .

Too fucking funny

[sheblue]

No talk of sacking ole now, can't be having that. The narrative is they were unlucky, just a bad day, the refs fault etc etc.

[john@staustell]

“”Man city should be charged for fucking with a corpse”” .

Too fucking funny

[nottsblue]

The rags had more shots on target against DeGea than against Ederson

[geepeetee]

Molde, Cardiff and Man U. Can't help but feel that Ole would be found out if he managed a top team

[failsworthblue]

Molde, Cardiff and Man U. Can't help but feel that Ole would be found out if he managed a top team

Ssssh , keep that quiet Mate , cannot let anything happen to Noddy

[stevefromdonny]

Stat of the day
“Scum Utd had more shots on target at their own goal (2) than they did on Manchester City’s goal (1)

[Mase]

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it He's doing his thing. MAN UNITED are BACK

[salford city]

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it He's doing his thing. MAN UNITED are BACK

Haha just read that myself. Fucking ace. Biggest club in Manchester

[nottsblue]

21% of all rag home defeats in PL history have been under Ole

[Harry Dowd scored]

21% of all rag home defeats in PL history have been under Ole

This is lovely long may it continue

[nottsblue]

21% of all rag home defeats in PL history have been under Ole

This is lovely long may it continue

A quite astonishing stat

[Beefymcfc]

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it He's doing his thing. MAN UNITED are BACK

Anybody seen CamelBob?

[sheblue]

21% of all rag home defeats in PL history have been under Ole

Quiet now. Enough of that.