The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[johnny crossan]

[CTID Hants]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

[Mase]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

It was these boys that invented the high press -

Watch on youtube.com

[zuricity]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

The High Press has been around for decades, always been around it is certainly not an invention and certainly not a German idea or tactic. If anything it is an English tactic. It works more these days because of the higher fitness levels of the players.

[zuricity]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

It was these boys that invented the high press -

Watch on youtube.com

indeed Mase, and it was an Englishman that invented the Trouser Press , of which the Bonzos sing.

On a serious note , most courses on Football in European Countries for coaching licenses, c, b and the A , are based on Dutch coaching experience and thinking. "GAG" etc.from the early seventies and still hold true today Peps implementation is an extention of this based on a higher fitness level.

[PeterParker]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

Did you ask him the source?
I will respond to that. It's Wikipedia

I looked two days ago because I was curious where he ended after the Milan deal went silent and saw this:
Rangnick is credited with developing Gegenpressing,[18] whereby the team, after losing possession, immediately attempts to win back possession, rather than falling back to regroup

[zuricity]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

Did you ask him the source?
I will respond to that. It's Wikipedia

I looked two days ago because I was curious where he ended after the Milan deal went silent and saw this:
Rangnick is credited with developing Gegenpressing,[18] whereby the team, after losing possession, immediately attempts to win back possession, rather than falling back to regroup

Anyone can write and edit wiki .

[PeterParker]

Fucking kills me , all these so called experts coming out saying what a fantastic appointment the shite have made 1\2the cunts have never heard of him before this . Fucking spin machine on full wash mode Wankers

According to my scouse mate, RAG Ralph invented the high press and taught klipperty it.

I guarantee you he'd never heard of the fella when we went for a pint last Sunday.

Did you ask him the source?
I will respond to that. It's Wikipedia

I looked two days ago because I was curious where he ended after the Milan deal went silent and saw this:
Rangnick is credited with developing Gegenpressing,[18] whereby the team, after losing possession, immediately attempts to win back possession, rather than falling back to regroup

Anyone can write and edit wiki .

I think some deluded rag got ahead and wrote that.

[johnny crossan]

Anyone can write and edit wiki .

true, but revisions don't last long if not properly sourced, looking at the edit history there have been many reversions recently https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Rangnick

[patrickblue]

Well, Raggy Ralph is now officially at the wheel.
Will he be their savior, or will he keep us laughing for another 200 pages

[Dimples]

Carragher & Keane arguing over why Ronaldo rejoined the Rags.
Keane saying he joined to win Cups not the PL or CL, Carragher saying Rags only signed him so he would not join City.
Keane was realistic in what they can win - the F.A Cup.
Gone is the 'this is Man Utd' and 'the Utd way' BS.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Love it, I really fcuking love it.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Carragher & Keane arguing over why Ronaldo rejoined the Rags.
Keane saying he joined to win Cups not the PL or CL, Carragher saying Rags only signed him so he would not join City.
Keane was realistic in what they can win - the F.A Cup.
Gone is the 'this is Man Utd' and 'the Utd way' BS.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Love it, I really fcuking love it.

I saw that argument, really heated, thought it nearly got to exchanging blows

[carl_feedthegoat]

Carragher & Keane arguing over why Ronaldo rejoined the Rags.
Keane saying he joined to win Cups not the PL or CL, Carragher saying Rags only signed him so he would not join City.
Keane was realistic in what they can win - the F.A Cup.
Gone is the 'this is Man Utd' and 'the Utd way' BS.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Love it, I really fcuking love it.

I saw that argument, really heated, thought it nearly got to exchanging blows

I’d love to see Keane smack ‘spit the dog’ on live TV .

[Tokyo Blue]

How much would you pay to see it? I’m sure they could work something out, for charity, like.

[RodneyRodney]

Carragher & Keane arguing over why Ronaldo rejoined the Rags.
Keane saying he joined to win Cups not the PL or CL, Carragher saying Rags only signed him so he would not join City.
Keane was realistic in what they can win - the F.A Cup.
Gone is the 'this is Man Utd' and 'the Utd way' BS.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Love it, I really fcuking love it.

I saw that argument, really heated, thought it nearly got to exchanging blows

I’d love to see Keane smack ‘spit the dog’ on live TV .

If he conked him proper, would all be forgiven ?

[Bluemoon4610]

Carragher & Keane arguing over why Ronaldo rejoined the Rags.
Keane saying he joined to win Cups not the PL or CL, Carragher saying Rags only signed him so he would not join City.
Keane was realistic in what they can win - the F.A Cup.
Gone is the 'this is Man Utd' and 'the Utd way' BS.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Love it, I really fcuking love it.

I saw that argument, really heated, thought it nearly got to exchanging blows

I’d love to see Keane smack ‘spit the dog’ on live TV .

If he conked him proper, would all be forgiven ?

No

[Mase]

Keane was talking shit. Ronaldo not brought in to win the league but win a cup That squad is good enough to challenge for the league and they’ve spent hundreds of millions. Carragher was correct, unfortunately.

[Original Dub]

Keane was talking shit. Ronaldo not brought in to win the league but win a cup That squad is good enough to challenge for the league and they’ve spent hundreds of millions. Carragher was correct, unfortunately.

Keane used the wrong words in the heat of the argument for sure, but really what I'd imagine he meant was that Ronaldo was brought in to improve them (I knew he wouldn't BTW) and if they won the FA Cup and/or League Cup, that would have been an improvement under the hobbit.

Anyway, the main thing is that you can see how disgusted he is he is with the decision he made every passing game. This is going to blow up spectacularly because he's already losing it on the pitch (two definite red cards) and storms off it every game.

His last hoorah is going to be him exiting stage left instead of probably firing us to Champions league and league glory.

That must hurt like hell.

And he has Alex to thank for that

[Beefymcfc]

Keane was talking shit. Ronaldo not brought in to win the league but win a cup That squad is good enough to challenge for the league and they’ve spent hundreds of millions. Carragher was correct, unfortunately.

Keane used the wrong words in the heat of the argument for sure, but really what I'd imagine he meant was that Ronaldo was brought in to improve them (I knew he wouldn't BTW) and if they won the FA Cup and/or League Cup, that would have been an improvement under the hobbit.

Anyway, the main thing is that you can see how disgusted he is he is with the decision he made every passing game. This is going to blow up spectacularly because he's already losing it on the pitch (two definite red cards) and storms off it every game.

His last hoorah is going to be him exiting stage left instead of probably firing us to Champions league and league glory.

That must hurt like hell.

And he has Alex to thank for that

So glad he went there and fucked up what system they had. Over the past few seasons they’ve been helped in many respects but that was stemmed when Klopp brought up the fact that they get a penalty for fouling the opposition. Since then the helping hand has receded and, now with a player who adds only about 20% value in the modern pressing, high tempo game, which has left the Rags in their rightful mid-table place.

Keane is a cunt but he’s not far wrong with his emotional rants. He strikes me as a very honest person and fights his corner when pressed. Integrity is a very good trait, wankers dogs, on the other hand, is not.

[Mase]

Keane was completely wrong. Carragher said that Ronaldo was bought to stop City getting him. That’s correct. He’s also better than any player they have and with that squad they have and the money they’ve spent they should be challenging. No excuses.

Keane was talking absolute bollocks about “Ronaldo has been brought in to win us a cup”