The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Beefymcfc]

Keane was completely wrong. Carragher said that Ronaldo was bought to stop City getting him. That’s correct. He’s also better than any player they have and with that squad they have and the money they’ve spent they should be challenging. No excuses.

Keane was talking absolute bollocks about “Ronaldo has been brought in to win us a cup”

I get what the Dog Wanker was saying and should be visual to all Blues. Winning trophies starts with the cups and that was his reason for saying it. What he says, even though he is abrasive, is because he really cares, more than he likes to admit. I class him as the old style club captain who will fight tooth and nail for his club, not scared to call out the prawn sandwich munchers and the likes of Neville, and Carragher for that matter, for the bullshit, self-serving shite that they spout.

You say that he is completely wrong but then say he is completely right, but just not in context. From my perspective we were never in for Ronaldo as he just doesn’t fit, it would’ve been a terrible call from the club.

To be fair, mate, I’m not going to argue with a Blue about the most arrogant Rag cunts I can think of. The pair of them are absolute wankers in my book that I would never defend unless it was to state an opinion about their integrity.

As I say to all my mates, stay frosty, life is about compromise not our sometimes fucked up opinion.

[nottsblue]

Whatever your view on the Keane/Carragher spat, treat it as the comedy gold it is. Like Keane v Souness and Ratboy after the Derby. It’s hilarious to see the pundits falling out because they are hurting so bad that their once all conquering club are reduced to scrapping for the Wenger cup and hoping for an odd cup win. Whilst we have won half of the domestic trophies available since Bacon fucked off. And the last few years has also seen a resurgence from the dippers. So both their closest rivals are now miles ahead of them on the pitch, where it counts. And we have owners they can only dream about

And the best part is, it is only going to carry on in the same vein. The Ronaldo issue will surface more frequently with the new boss I’m sure, as will the rest of the under achieving squad. Happy days indeed

[Beefymcfc]

Whatever your view on the Keane/Carragher spat, treat it as the comedy gold it is. Like Keane v Souness and Ratboy after the Derby. It’s hilarious to see the pundits falling out because they are hurting so bad that their once all conquering club are reduced to scrapping for the Wenger cup and hoping for an odd cup win. Whilst we have won half of the domestic trophies available since Bacon fucked off. And the last few years has also seen a resurgence from the dippers. So both their closest rivals are now miles ahead of them on the pitch, where it counts. And we have owners they can only dream about

And the best part is, it is only going to carry on in the same vein. The Ronaldo issue will surface more frequently with the new boss I’m sure, as will the rest of the under achieving squad. Happy days indeed

Nice.

[nottsblue]

And a little aside, the new rag boss still hasn’t had a work permit agreed. Unlikely it won’t be as I’m sure there will be plenty of greased palms to facilitate it, but that would top the lot if the guy they wanted couldn’t actually do the job and they reverted back to Carrick.

More brilliant work from Woodward

[Scatman]

And a little aside, the new rag boss still hasn’t had a work permit agreed. Unlikely it won’t be as I’m sure there will be plenty of greased palms to facilitate it, but that would top the lot if the guy they wanted couldn’t actually do the job and they reverted back to Carrick.

More brilliant work from Woodward

Would the home office let him do it via Zoom?

[nottsblue]

And a little aside, the new rag boss still hasn’t had a work permit agreed. Unlikely it won’t be as I’m sure there will be plenty of greased palms to facilitate it, but that would top the lot if the guy they wanted couldn’t actually do the job and they reverted back to Carrick.

More brilliant work from Woodward

Would the home office let him do it via Zoom?

Perhaps they will have him as manager for away European games! Three or four games a season

[Original Dub]

Keane was completely wrong. Carragher said that Ronaldo was bought to stop City getting him. That’s correct. He’s also better than any player they have and with that squad they have and the money they’ve spent they should be challenging. No excuses.

Keane was talking absolute bollocks about “Ronaldo has been brought in to win us a cup”

I get what the Dog Wanker was saying and should be visual to all Blues. Winning trophies starts with the cups and that was his reason for saying it. What he says, even though he is abrasive, is because he really cares, more than he likes to admit. I class him as the old style club captain who will fight tooth and nail for his club, not scared to call out the prawn sandwich munchers and the likes of Neville, and Carragher for that matter, for the bullshit, self-serving shite that they spout.

You say that he is completely wrong but then say he is completely right, but just not in context. From my perspective we were never in for Ronaldo as he just doesn’t fit, it would’ve been a terrible call from the club.

To be fair, mate, I’m not going to argue with a Blue about the most arrogant Rag cunts I can think of. The pair of them are absolute wankers in my book that I would never defend unless it was to state an opinion about their integrity.

As I say to all my mates, stay frosty, life is about compromise not our sometimes fucked up opinion.

Yes, I completely got what he meant too.

He's a total cunt, that goes without saying, but I understand fully what he meant.

I think it's pretty obvious

[Mase]

Leicester won the league without winning cups first. Liverpool won the league without winning any domestic cups first. You don’t have to win cups before winning the league. United have spent, and they have a squad that should be challenging for the title.

What Keane is doing is deflecting pressure away from the Rags by saying they’re not in the title race just because they bought Ronaldo. It’s very well done by Keane. No one does that for us when we’re in with a chance of winning every trophy - they just say “ah well City have spent that much that they SHOULD be winning everything.”

[patrickblue]

Keane was completely wrong. Carragher said that Ronaldo was bought to stop City getting him. That’s correct. He’s also better than any player they have and with that squad they have and the money they’ve spent they should be challenging. No excuses.

Keane was talking absolute bollocks about “Ronaldo has been brought in to win us a cup”

From my perspective we were never in for Ronaldo as he just doesn’t fit, it would’ve been a terrible call from the club.

I totally agree, but the rags didn't know that. So they panicked as usual, as they have with various other players we've been linked to, and offered stupid money.

[Original Dub]

Can't agree with that Mase, Keane never tries to deflect criticism away from the rags - he's generally one of their biggest critics.

If they'd have won a cup this year, it would have been an improvement under the hobbit and the hope for them would be that they'd then push on. You don't HAVE to win a cup before you win the league, but Leicester were the exception (in many, many ways) - Liverpool won a cup the season before their league win (champs league).

Anyway, it's great watching them try to piece together what's wrong and how to get back to their glory days.

I love it.

[carolina-blue]

Leicester won the league without winning cups first. Liverpool won the league without winning any domestic cups first. You don’t have to win cups before winning the league. United have spent, and they have a squad that should be challenging for the title.

What Keane is doing is deflecting pressure away from the Rags by saying they’re not in the title race just because they bought Ronaldo. It’s very well done by Keane. No one does that for us when we’re in with a chance of winning every trophy - they just say “ah well City have spent that much that they SHOULD be winning everything.”

Great post
The amount of money that just olly has spent let alone all the others is never mentioned , now every cunt and his dog are saying a cup will be a great achievement,

[Dimples]

Keane is a total hypocrite, a bully, a bitter cnut and uses double standards.

He is not this shoot from the hip, honest, call it as it is, type of guy that he projects.
His record speaks for itself.

His defence of his mate OGS yet this cnut calls out every other manager in his snide nasty manner.
The consummate objective professional calling it as it is - right Roy?

His ongoing spat with SAF. Two cnuts involved here. Really bitter that SAF ditched him the way he did.
So now Keane goes around calling SAF out over having his brother as chief scout, his son winning a PL medal
and SAF pulling back players from Peterborough when his son was sacked.
But all of that was ok when they were buddies i.e. bullying partners.

When Keane was a manager he was really tough on his players and he ruled with an iron fist.
But different rules for Roy because he walked out on Ireland during a world cup because he did not like the management setup.

A fall out from that was his spat with Niall Quinn (a fcuking politician). Keane called him mother Theresa in scathing terms.
Yet he rocks up as manager as Sunderland when Quinn is chairman - no problem to Roy.

He slated the FAI, their unprofessional setup, the blazers.
Yet he works for them as assistant manager with Martin O'neill - again no problem to Roy.

In that role he accused palyers of faking injury, demanding high standards. The same Roy who walked during a world cup.

Keane is entertaining. But hypocrisy, bullying, bitterness and double standards are his calling card.

[Nigels Tackle]

carrick dumped on by the rags
classless bunch of cunts

[zuricity]

i love the description of Tranny's stepovers as 'Dad dancing ' in the media and 'Wreck it Ralf' is now at the wheel .

[Mase]

Greenwood wants out apparently as he’s upset with Ronaldo coming in

Martial
Cavani
Greenwood
Sancho upset
Bruno in his shadow

Brilliant signing Ronaldo

[Tokyo Blue]

Greenwood wants out apparently as he’s upset with Ronaldo coming in

..his coffee?

[Harry Dowd scored]

Greenwood wants out apparently as he’s upset with Ronaldo coming in

Martial
Cavani
Greenwood
Sancho upset
Bruno in his shadow

Brilliant signing Ronaldo

I said so at the time, would have been same at City too.

[carolina-blue]

I see Klipperty Cunt to face no charges for his outburst - shocker move along nothing to see here

[Tokyo Blue]

I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.

[BlueinBosnia]

I’m not a violent man but I would love to smash those fucking dayglo teeth clean out the back of his ludicrously malformed, whining, loathsome, psychotic cranium. He looks like a mass murderer.

He is at the right club, I suppose.

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