***City vs Chelsea official passive aggresive Match thread**

[john@staustell]

Saw an interesting fact on Twitter, which surprised me. In our last 13 games that Stones and Laporte have started together, we have won all 13, scored 41 and only conceded one goal.

That's the John "Once Scored with his cock in the swamp" Stones effect.

Stones and Laporte beat Lukaku every single time

And Razza was indeed brilliant again. What happened to that bloke who was absolute shit for a year?

[john@staustell]

Tuchel saying they deserved a draw, is he having a fucking laugh, zero shots in first half what a dick

[john@staustell]

We are gonna need more statue space

[johnny crossan]

Tuchel saying they deserved a draw, is he having a fucking laugh, zero shots in first half what a dick

matching Jake the Hate Snake - first words "Chelsea fans still waving their Champs League balloons ...." BT's prize blister

[john@staustell]

.....and a mention for big Ed. The passing and the save

[john@staustell]

Tuchel saying they deserved a draw, is he having a fucking laugh, zero shots in first half what a dick

matching Jake the Hate Snake - first words "Chelsea fans still waving their Champs League balloons ...." BT's prize blister

Yeah complete cunt

[Dubaimancityfan]

Fuck yeah. Take that Chelskie. A bit disappointed as I predicted a 2 nil win LOL.

[sheblue]

Excellent.
We really are privileged.

[Outcast]

Tuchel saying they deserved a draw, is he having a fucking laugh, zero shots in first half what a dick

matching Jake the Hate Snake - first words "Chelsea fans still waving their Champs League balloons ...." BT's prize blister

I'm starting to think he must have received some serious abuse from city fans.

[john@staustell]

Fuck yeah. Take that Chelskie. A bit disappointed as I predicted a 2 nil win LOL.

Is betting allowed out there?

[Mase]

Up the Passive aggressive blue boys!!!!

[aaron bond]

I didn't feel we were close to our best today, but we were still very comfortable.

After having so many players out recently for various reasons, it was great to have so many back and beat a rival.

Chelsea really are not very good. We're levels above them. Still can't believe we threw away the CL final to them.

[Beefymcfc]

Irish commentator called our stadium Emptihad and immediately corrected himself earlier.
He apologised disingenuous 5 mins ago saying it was a skip of the tongue. It was a slip of the tongue because you're you're a dipper / manure biased twat who uses that word every day pal. Grow the fuck up.
Not sure if same commentary in England, was Astro Supersport 3

It was Jim Beglin on SuperSport. Shouted ‘You Scouse Cunt’ when he did it but didn’t hear an apology. You’re right, the childishness, or anger that must go in behind the scenes is astounding.

So much for being professional, just like Neville and Carragher cheering if they score when commentating on one of their games.

[john@staustell]

Irish commentator called our stadium Emptihad and immediately corrected himself earlier.
He apologised disingenuous 5 mins ago saying it was a skip of the tongue. It was a slip of the tongue because you're you're a dipper / manure biased twat who uses that word every day pal. Grow the fuck up.
Not sure if same commentary in England, was Astro Supersport 3

It was Jim Beglin on SuperSport. Shouted ‘You Scouse Cunt’ when he did it but didn’t hear an apology. You’re right, the childishness, or anger that must go in behind the scenes is astounding.

So much for being professional, just like Neville and Carragher cheering if they score when commentating on one of their games.

Keown was the worst, at Arsenal. Normally very good. They should really disqualify commentary on own clubs

[john@staustell]

I didn't feel we were close to our best today, but we were still very comfortable.

After having so many players out recently for various reasons, it was great to have so many back and beat a rival.

Chelsea really are not very good. We're levels above them. Still can't believe we threw away the CL final to them.

That's our leader for you. Gotta take the rough.....

[dazby]

I don't mind Beglin. He's normally very complimentary.

Sweep was in the studio for our coverage and he was brilliant. Added a lot to the broadcast.

[Beefymcfc]

Tuchel saying they deserved a draw, is he having a fucking laugh, zero shots in first half what a dick

matching Jake the Hate Snake - first words "Chelsea fans still waving their Champs League balloons ...." BT's prize blister

I'm starting to think he must have received some serious abuse from city fans.

Isn’t he a Norwich fan? Would make sense after the Dehlia debacle and with him having a soft spot for the Dippers. Probably his 2nd team.

[Beefymcfc]

I don't mind Beglin. He's normally very complimentary.

Sweep was in the studio for our coverage and he was brilliant. Added a lot to the broadcast.

He’s usually professional but we got to see the real person today.

[Dubaimancityfan]

Fuck yeah. Take that Chelskie. A bit disappointed as I predicted a 2 nil win LOL.

Is betting allowed out there?

Sure is mate ! I’m in Sydney Down Under.

[Dimples]

Re PL. 16 games left.
13 points ahead of Chelsea, cannot see them pulling that back.
That leaves Liverpool. 8 points ahead of them if they win their two games in hand.
If we stumble they could do it.
But it is a very big ask with their squad size and their CL 'European Royalty' fixation on it. Plus LC, FA cup and backlog to clear.

Ours to lose. Incredible team. Great time to be a blue.