The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Tokyo Blue]

I note Gillingham have just fired the loveable old charmer, steve evans. He’d fit in nicely there and they wouldn’t have to pay compensation.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Poor old Wreck-it Ralph

It’s being reported that 17 players are unhappy at United Who would want that job in the summer?!

CR37 not in squad for tonight, wonder if he is one of the 17 ?

[nottsblue]

Poor old Wreck-it Ralph

It’s being reported that 17 players are unhappy at United Who would want that job in the summer?!

CR37 not in squad for tonight, wonder if he is one of the 17 ?

The goalie Henderson doesn’t get the usual cup run out either. Great business getting him on a lucrative long term deal

[branny]

Villa have been the better team apart from one bit of shite defending. Looking like a matter of time before they equalise. Rags goal is living a charmed life.

[Beefymcfc]

Villa have been the better team apart from one bit of shite defending. Looking like a matter of time before they equalise. Rags goal is living a charmed life.

Doesn’t matter when you have officials who have been directed to get United through, at whatever cost.

He’ll just wind them up even more now, just like they do with us.

[Dimples]

Two Villa goals 'disallowed'. One decision was extremely dodgy even for VAR.
If they get help like this in the FA Cup, what sort of 'decisions' will we see in the PL?

If not for Gerrard I might even feel some sympathy for Villa.

[Beefymcfc]

Two Villa goals 'disallowed'. One decision was extremely dodgy even for VAR.
If they get help like this in the FA Cup, what sort of 'decisions' will we see in the PL?

If not for Gerrard I might even feel some sympathy for Villa.

It’s started, they’re back.

[nottsblue]

The rags apparently want £15M for Phil Jones.

Any PL side that pays any form of fee for him deserves to be relegated

[salford city]

The rags apparently want £15M for Phil Jones.

Any PL side that pays any form of fee for him deserves to be relegated

I'm sure they do. Good fucking luck with that

[branny]

They were outplayed in both games by a team in 14th and if Villa hadn't been so shit in both final thirds they'd have a double over the rags and a 4th round tie v Boro to look forward to.

Just looked when the next derby is hoping that we'd be able to put them to the sword like we haven't done for a while but the FA cup is the midweek before, so I expect the rags will be at home to Cambridge on the Tuesday and we'll be away to an Epl team on the Thursday so just the bog standard 3 points it is then.

[patrickblue]

Raggy Ralf says Martial refused to be in the matchday squad against Villa.
Martial says he's lying.

Nice to see a harmonious dressing room.

[PeterParker]

Raggy Ralf says Martial refused to be in the matchday squad against Villa.
Martial says he's lying.

Nice to see a harmonious dressing room.

Two more games without a win and sacking Ole will look like a mistake.
Happy days.

[salford city]

Yet Martial issues his own statement claiming not. Lovely, although Martial is out the door providing he lowers his wage demands

[Hazy2]

Yet Martial issues his own statement claiming not. Lovely, although Martial is out the door providing he lowers his wage demands

Meltdown FC it’s the gift that keeps giving.

[Mase]

Bruno wanting mega bucks to sign a new contract now

[salford city]

Bruno wanting mega bucks to sign a new contract now

Pay it you know it makes sense...

[Dimples]

Someone is telling porkies - again

Rag Ralf says Lingard asked for a couple of days off after the transfer to Newcastle fell through. Then Lingard posts on social media that the Rags advised him to take a couple of days off to 'clear his head'.

What is not disputed is that West Ham and Spurs wanted Lingard but Rags refused to sell him to a top four rival
Think about that
Imagine if you said that in 2008. It would have been a straight jacket and padded cell for you.

Great time to be a Blue.

[salford city]

Someone is telling porkies - again

Rag Ralf says Lingard asked for a couple of days off after the transfer to Newcastle fell through. Then Lingard posts on social media that the Rags advised him to take a couple of days off to 'clear his head'.

What is not disputed is that West Ham and Spurs wanted Lingard but Rags refused to sell him to a top four rival
Think about that
Imagine if you said that in 2008. It would have been a straight jacket and padded cell for you.

Great time to be a Blue.

You have to wonder who is in charge of this circus it is getting better and better. Not the first time that I've read about not selling to a rival so there must be some truth in that. Lingard must wonder what the fuck he is doing. He's gone in the summer but the red shite wanted one last pay day for themselves with an over the top loan fee and a special Newcastle clause if they stayed up so fair play to Newcastle for not being shafted

[stupot]

Trevor Sinclair has just said on Talksport that he knows from an impeccable source that when the rags turn up for training since RR has taken over not one thing is set up, no cones are out, nothing.

[john@staustell]

I think we should've signed Lingard. Knock in loads of goals for us. Piss them right off

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