The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john68]

Some cruel jokes around. Sky suggesting Barca requested Maguire in the DeJong deal

:D

Even more cruel, BBC are saying the rags declined.

Th rag's declining that deal is great news for us.
He follows a long line of rags, eg; Gary Chuckle, Johnny Fucking Evans, Phil Jones and probably several more that have played their part in our derby successes.
Long may he remain there.

[Nigels Tackle]

Like rats on a sinking ship https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footb ... LEAVE.html

[dick dastardley]

It would be funny as fook if we enquired about Ronaldo and strung the twats along, only for us to back off in the dying mins of the window

[Dimples]

Love it

1. Ronaldo reckons he has 3 to 4 years left at the top
2. The 37-year-old feels the urge to win even more in the twilight of his career,
but is understood to feel that may not be possible at Old Trafford next season.
3. Ronaldo respects United a lot - especially the fans - and is said to be "in love" with the club

Enjoyed this from Carragher:
Ronaldo did exactly what I thought he would do, score goals but make the team worse.
The transfer request also kills the idea he turned down Man City because of his love for Man United

[zuricity]

On a tangent , if there are so many problems at airports and not just UK airports . I suppose the Rags and Scouse2 will be playing to half empty stadiums since all the Scandinavians may not want to risk travelling and missing flights , no ?

[Dimples]

On a tangent , if there are so many problems at airports and not just UK airports . I suppose the Rags and Scouse2 will be playing to half empty stadiums since all the Scandinavians may not want to risk travelling and missing flights , no ?

Three quarters empty. The Irish supporters can travel by sea. No delays there.

[john68]

I think you are forgetting their input from Singapore etc

I am very grateful that the rags have such a global following. It's a dirty job and someone has to do it. It saves thousands of innocent Mancunians from having to follow them

[PeterParker]

How are things with Snubchester United? Did they signed anyone decent?

[nottsblue]

Ronaldo absent from training this morning

Hehehe

[City64]

Can see Ten Haag fucking off pretty soon at this rate

[patrickblue]

Can see Ten Haag fucking off pretty soon at this rate

There's always ol' red nose there to advise him.

So yeah, he'll probably be gone sooner than later.

[Mase]

3 year contract for Eriksen I bet he can’t believe his luck!!!

[john@staustell]

3 year contract for Eriksen I bet he can’t believe his luck!!!

You can bet your bottom dollar he'll have forced them not to have a health clause in there too

There's going to be plenty more opportunity for comedy as he's been promised lots of other signings

[patrickblue]

3 year contract for Eriksen I bet he can’t believe his luck!!!

You can bet your bottom dollar he'll have forced them not to have a health clause in there too

And he will no doubt go from a top midfielder to a sack of the proverbial, just like the rest of their "marquee signings"

[Mase]

3 year contract for Eriksen I bet he can’t believe his luck!!!

You can bet your bottom dollar he'll have forced them not to have a health clause in there too

100% They scream ‘desperate’ at the moment.

[PeterParker]

Sad what happen to him last summer, but always had the impression he was a cunt.

Remember when we were linked with him when he was at Ajax and he said we wants a bigger club, not us and ended up at Spuds.
And Brent really took a gamble with him and gave him a chance when nobody did.

[Mase]

Sad what happen to him last summer, but always had the impression he was a cunt.

Remember when we were linked with him when he was at Ajax and he said we wants a bigger club, not us and ended up at Spuds.
And Brent really took a gamble with him and gave him a chance when nobody did.

I feel for Brentford. Hopefully this will make people dislike him, the fact he’s done that to Brentford and gone to the Rags.

[sheblue]

Sad what happen to him last summer, but always had the impression he was a cunt.

Remember when we were linked with him when he was at Ajax andhe said we wants a bigger club, not us and ended up at Spuds.
And Brent really took a gamble with him and gave him a chance when nobody did.

Did he say that?
I concur, what a cunt.

[salford city]

Sad what happen to him last summer, but always had the impression he was a cunt.

Remember when we were linked with him when he was at Ajax andhe said we wants a bigger club, not us and ended up at Spuds.
And Brent really took a gamble with him and gave him a chance when nobody did.

Did he say that?
I concur, what a cunt.

Don't recall him saying that- he definitely said he didn't want to come to us though. haa shafted Brentford used them to go to the next rung up on the ladder the lousy bastard hope he rots there

[PeterParker]

Sad what happen to him last summer, but always had the impression he was a cunt.

Remember when we were linked with him when he was at Ajax andhe said we wants a bigger club, not us and ended up at Spuds.
And Brent really took a gamble with him and gave him a chance when nobody did.

Did he say that?
I concur, what a cunt.

Don't recall him saying that- he definitely said he didn't want to come to us though. haa shafted Brentford used them to go to the next rung up on the ladder the lousy bastard hope he rots there

Can't find it, but I recall that he used that word and made me dislike him a lot. I think it was in 2011?