The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Here is the place to talk about all things city and football!

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby branny » Thu Nov 09, 2023 4:34 pm

salford city wrote:
branny wrote:I was in my local and it was comedy gold listening to em. One bloke was actually jumping up and down after they scored the second. Then it was "Where's Rashford supposed to put his foot?" "That's a yellow." . "That's not a penalty. What are they looking at?". Second half reminded me of the Monty Python four Yorkshiremen. They were pleading for the penalty. "That's the same as Maguire. That's the same as Maguire.". "That's worse than Maguire" .As for that last ten minutes :lol: :lol: :lol:


I was in the hope but left shortly after they went 2 up. Will be back later to see if any of them have resurfaced


Not been in since they've done it up. Used to be my regular pre-match haunt when Salford were at the Willows.
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
branny
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4302
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:53 pm
Supporter of: God's own club
My favourite player is: Tueart

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby stupot » Fri Nov 10, 2023 7:23 am

salford city wrote:You've got to love the work ten bob and his team are doing. Luton up next at the swamp. Huge must-win game for him. Regardless, they won't come out of that chumps league group after last night and he will be gone before the Christmas parties start. The circus will then continue when Ole comes back as caretaker

Hopefully he has another VAR decision to do a mad rant about on Saturday. It's all karma for the Wolves game when he was the only person in the world to say Wolves shouldn't have had a pen for the assault by his keeper. All he had to say was they might have got away with one just like Haaland for the Ake goal against Fulham
stupot
Kinky's Mazy Dribbles
 
Posts: 2175
Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:23 pm
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:06 am

Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666
Born A Blue

Image
User avatar
CTID Hants
Donated to the site
Donated to the site
Kaptain Kompany's Komposure
 
Posts: 14663
Joined: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:33 pm
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:17 am

CTID Hants wrote:Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666

Spat his dummy out. Again. He’d would’ve had no problem if they had won

Another example of why he is worse than Arteta IMO
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Mase » Fri Nov 10, 2023 1:09 pm

nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666

Spat his dummy out. Again. He’d would’ve had no problem if they had won

Another example of why he is worse than Arteta IMO


Is he thick?! The ball bounced up and hit his players arm. The players arm was outstretched or in an “unnatural” position. What’s he moaning about?!
Mase
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 43776
Joined: Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 pm
Location: The North Pole.
Supporter of: Warnock's Ref Rants
My favourite player is: Danny Tiatto

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Fri Nov 10, 2023 2:01 pm

Mase wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
CTID Hants wrote:Klipperty klopps the hump in post match presser :lol:

Toulouse 3-2 Liverpool: 'Wow, who organised this?' Jurgen Klopp's noise dismay - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/67377666

Spat his dummy out. Again. He’d would’ve had no problem if they had won

Another example of why he is worse than Arteta IMO


Is he thick?! The ball bounced up and hit his players arm. The players arm was outstretched or in an “unnatural” position. What’s he moaning about?!


This is all playing into the hands of the pgmol at this stage.

Now, every disgruntled Manager after a defeat says "here we are again talking about VAR", so the genuine fuck ups are being swept along in the fake ones. Like arteta being embarrassed when there wasn't one single piece of evidence to show that goal shouldn't have stood.

Brendan Rogers was at it the other night too.

Leave them to it and let them all drag each other down
"Alvarez haters must be squirming"
Original Dub
Kinky's Mazy Dribbles
 
Posts: 2091
Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:22 pm
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Haaland

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby PeterParker » Fri Nov 10, 2023 3:07 pm

:lol: :lol:

Manchester United star Alejandro Garnacho has been branded a 'clown' by Copenhagen centre-back Dennis Vavro.

"I saw that he tried to do something about the penalty kick, but Kevin Diks stood in front and blocked," the defender told Danish news outlet Bold.dk.

"It is the second time. And then on our track? To me, he is a clown. He has the mentality of a child when he tries something like this again. In an away game."[It is] one thing at home in the 97th minute, but here in the first half? I don't understand him trying to do it."
Image
User avatar
PeterParker
Pellegrini's Hoodie
 
Posts: 22763
Joined: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:36 pm
Location: Bucharest
Supporter of: The Blue Moon blues
My favourite player is: King Mike

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Wed Nov 22, 2023 8:55 pm

Old toilet
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
"Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs."
zuricity
Allison's Big Fat Cigar
 
Posts: 18215
Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:54 pm
Location: Zuerich,ch

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Ironpot » Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:23 am

Ironpot
Sun Jihai's Vacant Smile
 
Posts: 82
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:05 am
Location: Cactus Island
Supporter of: City

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Thu Nov 30, 2023 1:19 pm

zuricity wrote:Old toilet

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This board requires you to be registered and logged-in to view hidden content.
Harry Dowd scored
Neil Young's FA Cup Winning Goal
 
Posts: 11273
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:01 pm
Location: Derry/Londonderry/Doire/Maiden City - Originally from Hyde Cheshire
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: David Silva

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Thu Nov 30, 2023 4:55 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
zuricity wrote:Old toilet

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's hilarious.
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Sat Dec 02, 2023 11:04 pm

OptaJoe
@OptaJoe
·
Follow
13 - Manchester United haven’t won a Premier League away game against a team starting the day in the top eight of the table since October 2021 against Tottenham under Ole Gunnar Solskjær. Since then, the Red Devils have drawn three and lost 10 of their 13 such games. Unlucky.

A shocking but hilarious stat
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:32 pm

'Ten Hag dismisses dressing room unrest claims'

http://www.skysports.com/share/13023320

Remember when he was appointed and all the rag pundits were wetting themselves as they had finally found the right manager. Barely a year in and the knives are being sharpened as we speak

Long may the rag circus give us merriment
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Original Dub » Tue Dec 05, 2023 5:45 pm

"We could not have played this great football if we were not together".

Classic
"Alvarez haters must be squirming"
Original Dub
Kinky's Mazy Dribbles
 
Posts: 2091
Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:22 pm
Supporter of: Manchester City
My favourite player is: Haaland

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 7:46 pm

Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha
gmercer1
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4905
Joined: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:55 am
Supporter of: Man City
My favourite player is: Aguero

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:09 pm

gmercer1 wrote:Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha

For the rags or the actual PL?
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:12 pm

nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha

For the rags or the actual PL?

Premier League!!!!!
gmercer1
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4905
Joined: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:55 am
Supporter of: Man City
My favourite player is: Aguero

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:15 pm

gmercer1 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha

For the rags or the actual PL?

Premier League!!!!!

Laughable. It truly is
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:16 pm

nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha

For the rags or the actual PL?

Premier League!!!!!

Laughable. It truly is

Waiting for Ten Bob to get manager of the month now! Saying that I think he’s doing a fantastic job so would be well deserved
gmercer1
Dickov's Injury Time Equaliser
 
Posts: 4905
Joined: Thu Jun 13, 2013 7:55 am
Supporter of: Man City
My favourite player is: Aguero

Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Dec 06, 2023 9:22 pm

gmercer1 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
gmercer1 wrote:Slab Head has won player of the month for November! Hahahahshahahaha

For the rags or the actual PL?

Premier League!!!!!

Laughable. It truly is

Waiting for Ten Bob to get manager of the month now! Saying that I think he’s doing a fantastic job so would be well deserved

He wouldn't even get manager of the month at the rags :lol:

Rashford would probably be given it
nottsblue
Anna Connell's Vision
 
Posts: 32203
Joined: Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:17 pm
Location: Nottingham
Supporter of: manchester city
My favourite player is: niall Quinn & Kun

PreviousNext

Return to The Maine Football forum

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: blues2win, Google [Bot], MARKMAKAVELI, patrickblue, ruralblue and 215 guests