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Re: Haaland

Postby Original Dub » Sat Sep 07, 2024 10:36 pm

They shouldn't relegate us.

After his latest software update, how many would he score down below :lol:
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Re: Haaland

Postby Mase » Sun Sep 08, 2024 8:17 am

Daily Fail pretending it’ll have a low release clause that Madrid can trigger :lol: What about the release clause that he had when he signed and they told us he’d be here for a year then go to Madrid when they pay his release.
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Re: Haaland

Postby salford city » Sun Sep 08, 2024 8:21 am

Mase wrote:Daily Fail pretending it’ll have a low release clause that Madrid can trigger :lol: What about the release clause that he had when he signed and they told us he’d be here for a year then go to Madrid when they pay his release.


That and Pep not extending are all they are hanging on to. Breaks their tiny red hearts
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Re: Haaland

Postby Outcast » Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:30 am

salford city wrote:
Mase wrote:Daily Fail pretending it’ll have a low release clause that Madrid can trigger :lol: What about the release clause that he had when he signed and they told us he’d be here for a year then go to Madrid when they pay his release.


That and Pep not extending are all they are hanging on to. Breaks their tiny red hearts



Realistically, can Real afford Roderi and Haaland; Transfer fee and wages? They've just signed bellend and Baps, their wages are astronomical. I just can't see them coughing up at least 150-200m. The only outcome and most realistic one I can see happening, Pep extending his contract for another 2 years and our top players extending along
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Re: Haaland

Postby patrickblue » Sun Sep 08, 2024 10:40 am

Mase wrote:Daily Fail pretending it’ll have a low release clause that Madrid can trigger :lol: What about the release clause that he had when he signed and they told us he’d be here for a year then go to Madrid when they pay his release.


When it's in the DM, you know it's a made up lie.
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Re: Haaland

Postby nottsblue » Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:00 am

Outcast wrote:
salford city wrote:
Mase wrote:Daily Fail pretending it’ll have a low release clause that Madrid can trigger :lol: What about the release clause that he had when he signed and they told us he’d be here for a year then go to Madrid when they pay his release.


That and Pep not extending are all they are hanging on to. Breaks their tiny red hearts



Realistically, can Real afford Roderi and Haaland; Transfer fee and wages? They've just signed bellend and Baps, their wages are astronomical. I just can't see them coughing up at least 150-200m. The only outcome and most realistic one I can see happening, Pep extending his contract for another 2 years and our top players extending along

Sure is looking that way OC
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Re: Haaland

Postby zuricity » Sun Sep 08, 2024 12:02 pm

On a turnover of 1.073 billion in 2023, Madrid made just 18 million profit. - not very much eh ?
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Re: Haaland

Postby Original Dub » Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:03 pm

So the latest reports are that he is demanding a 100m release clause.
This is obviously to get him out if the hell hole that is Manchester City.

Barcelona signed gundo on a free and instantly he had an 820m release clause.
And then we signed him for nothing.

Anyone else got a keen sense of smell??
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Re: Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:45 pm

Original Dub wrote:So the latest reports are that he is demanding a 100m release clause.
This is obviously to get him out if the hell hole that is Manchester City.

Barcelona signed gundo on a free and instantly he had an 820m release clause.
And then we signed him for nothing.

Anyone else got a keen sense of smell??


If true , he should be told that the clause will be 200 Million MINIMUM and that's the end of it.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Bluemoon4610 » Sun Sep 08, 2024 11:46 pm

zuricity wrote:On a turnover of 1.073 billion in 2023, Madrid made just 18 million profit. - not very much eh ?

Just over 1.5% - the rags would kill for that...
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Re: Haaland

Postby Mase » Mon Sep 09, 2024 7:00 am

Original Dub wrote:So the latest reports are that he is demanding a 100m release clause.
This is obviously to get him out if the hell hole that is Manchester City.

Barcelona signed gundo on a free and instantly he had an 820m release clause.
And then we signed him for nothing.

Anyone else got a keen sense of smell??


The original report said City and Haaland aren’t far off agreeing a new deal. City not going to say “fuck it! You can leave for £100m”

I found one of the “journalists” that made that up on social media - oh look, they support Spurs and killed Jesus.
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Re: Haaland

Postby nottsblue » Mon Sep 09, 2024 8:48 pm

Scores the winner for Norway tonight

And the presenter on Sky almost choking as he reports Odegaard was substituted after being injured
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Re: Haaland

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Sep 09, 2024 9:15 pm

nottsblue wrote:Scores the winner for Norway tonight

And the presenter on Sky almost choking as he reports Odegaard was substituted after being injured


odegaard injured, rice suspended, timber injured, calafiori injured, merino injured.... sets arsenal up nicely for spuds away this sunday!
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Re: Haaland

Postby Nick » Tue Sep 10, 2024 9:44 am

The arse fuming about Norway manager saying "I don't think arteta will call to thank me"
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Re: Haaland

Postby salford city » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:07 am

Nick wrote:The arse fuming about Norway manager saying "I don't think arteta will call to thank me"


As we all know, it's part of the game. Shit when it happens to your club but we can all laugh when it's the arse. Confounded because Rice is a dick and already suspended . On the plus side, they have Sterling
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Re: Haaland

Postby patrickblue » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:13 am

Nigels Tackle wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Scores the winner for Norway tonight

And the presenter on Sky almost choking as he reports Odegaard was substituted after being injured


odegaard injured, rice suspended, timber injured, calafiori injured, merino injured.... sets arsenal up nicely for spuds away this sunday!


Spuds will still find a way to dodge the win.

They only ever turn up against us.
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Re: Haaland

Postby sheblue » Tue Sep 10, 2024 1:01 pm

patrickblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Scores the winner for Norway tonight

And the presenter on Sky almost choking as he reports Odegaard was substituted after being injured


odegaard injured, rice suspended, timber injured, calafiori injured, merino injured.... sets arsenal up nicely for spuds away this sunday!


Spuds will still find a way to dodge the win.

They only ever turn up against us.


Correct, happens all the time they lie down for the red teams and bust their balls against us.
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Re: Haaland

Postby stupot » Tue Sep 10, 2024 2:23 pm

sheblue wrote:
patrickblue wrote:
Nigels Tackle wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Scores the winner for Norway tonight

And the presenter on Sky almost choking as he reports Odegaard was substituted after being injured


odegaard injured, rice suspended, timber injured, calafiori injured, merino injured.... sets arsenal up nicely for spuds away this sunday!


Spuds will still find a way to dodge the win.

They only ever turn up against us.


Correct, happens all the time they lie down for the red teams and bust their balls against us.

Don't think anyone ever lies down in a derby. They drew with Arse one of the games last season. I'll be happy with same again.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Nick » Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:38 pm

Ffs ake stretchered off

Rico at left back !!
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Re: Haaland

Postby Nick » Tue Sep 10, 2024 8:22 pm

Heard from a neutral rico playing well at left back

Pray ake isn't too serious

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