The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Bluemoon4610]

Taggart sacked to cut costs. 2m a year!

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-alex-fer ... e-13234026

I seriously don't think it's anything about cutting costs, and much more to do with stopping the red nosed one from haunting the place.
Not sure what anyone else thinks, but I'm convinced that Slur Alex has far too much influence at the swamp, and his opinions and whims have been taken too seriously, to the the detriment of the club.
From my point of view, him being removed can only be viewed as a negative, as with the rags resources and wealth they're likely to become serious challengers again, as opposed to the joke they've become, largely due IMHO to Ferguson's presence.

Perfectly put. Can't argue with any of that.
Can we start a petition to get him reinstated? Gazza could be the first to sign...

[salford city]

Taggart sacked to cut costs. 2m a year!

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-alex-fer ... e-13234026

I seriously don't think it's anything about cutting costs, and much more to do with stopping the red nosed one from haunting the place.
Not sure what anyone else thinks, but I'm convinced that Slur Alex has far too much influence at the swamp, and his opinions and whims have been taken too seriously, to the the detriment of the club.
From my point of view, him being removed can only be viewed as a negative, as with the rags resources and wealth they're likely to become serious challengers again, as opposed to the joke they've become, largely due IMHO to Ferguson's presence.

Perfectly put. Can't argue with any of that.
Can we start a petition to get him reinstated? Gazza could be the first to sign...

100% agree Patrick. Undoubtedly scruffy Jim has cut the non-footballing staff costs. This move to rid them of Ferguson and his stench iis good for them. We can hope that in the short term results remain poor and the fans turn forcing them to pull the trigger on ten bob and appoint southgate now that Tuchel is out of the running.

[Hazy2]

Taggart sacked to cut costs. 2m a year!

https://news.sky.com/story/sir-alex-fer ... e-13234026

I seriously don't think it's anything about cutting costs, and much more to do with stopping the red nosed one from haunting the place.
Not sure what anyone else thinks, but I'm convinced that Slur Alex has far too much influence at the swamp, and his opinions and whims have been taken too seriously, to the the detriment of the club.
From my point of view, him being removed can only be viewed as a negative, as with the rags resources and wealth they're likely to become serious challengers again, as opposed to the joke they've become, largely due IMHO to Ferguson's presence.

Perfectly put. Can't argue with any of that.
Can we start a petition to get him reinstated? Gazza could be the first to sign...

100% agree Patrick. Undoubtedly scruffy Jim has cut the non-footballing staff costs. This move to rid them of Ferguson and his stench iis good for them. We can hope that in the short term results remain poor and the fans turn forcing them to pull the trigger on ten bob and appoint southgate now that Tuchel is out of the running.[.

Fucking Southgate was Fergusons reaction! Well Jim has responded.

[CTID Hants]

I know it's not a great source, but goldstein was banging on about it earlier......

Rags cancel Xmas party

https://www.goal.com/en-us/lists/man-ut ... 0264550d2e

Apparently, they've also sacked a bunch of his mates from MUTV as well.

[nottsblue]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

[patrickblue]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

If that ever happens it'll be poetic justice.

Hoisted by their own petard.

[zuricity]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

If that ever happens it'll be poetic justice.

Hoisted by their own petard.

I'm not sure if old Jim is a doppelganger for Catweasle, or Ian Anderson. Living in the past.

Someone, somewhere has to call in the debts. They must be paying a fortune to keep the Fail producing so much manure about Man Ure every day.

We need another crash on Wall street to kill them off , better than Domestos.

[Sparklehorse]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

If that ever happens it'll be poetic justice.

Hoisted by their own petard.

I'm not sure if old Jim is a doppelganger for Catweasle, or Ian Anderson. Living in the past.

Someone, somewhere has to call in the debts. They must be paying a fortune to keep the Fail producing so much manure about Man Ure every day.

We need another crash on Wall street to kill them off , better than Domestos.

Does he play the flute ?

[john@staustell]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

If that ever happens it'll be poetic justice.

Hoisted by their own petard.

I'm not sure if old Jim is a doppelganger for Catweasle, or Ian Anderson. Living in the past.

Someone, somewhere has to call in the debts. They must be paying a fortune to keep the Fail producing so much manure about Man Ure every day.

We need another crash on Wall street to kill them off , better than Domestos.

Does he play the flute ?

.....with strange, demented eyes?

[Sparklehorse]

All these trivial cost cutting measures do make me wonder how badly in the shit the rags are financially

Still haven’t heard what points penalty they will receive after missing the PSR targets by a massive margin

If that ever happens it'll be poetic justice.

Hoisted by their own petard.

I'm not sure if old Jim is a doppelganger for Catweasle, or Ian Anderson. Living in the past.

Someone, somewhere has to call in the debts. They must be paying a fortune to keep the Fail producing so much manure about Man Ure every day.

We need another crash on Wall street to kill them off , better than Domestos.

Does he play the flute ?

.....with strange, demented eyes?

Oh the shuffling madness …..

[patrickblue]

Further to the bit about ol' red nose being given his marching orders, it's seems not all is lost judging by Ten Bob's latest utterings, a snippet of which goes as follows

"I'm sure he is always available for advice and we will definitely need him in the short term, as we did in the last two and a half years I have been here."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp3wgq0n1q9o

Let's just hope bacon chops keeps giving out the sound advice eh!

[nottsblue]

Further to the bit about ol' red nose being given his marching orders, it's seems not all is lost judging by Ten Bob's latest utterings, a snippet of which goes as follows

"I'm sure he is always available for advice and we will definitely need him in the short term, as we did in the last two and a half years I have been here."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp3wgq0n1q9o

Let's just hope bacon chops keeps giving out the sound advice eh!

The “advice” on Ronaldo was invaluable

[Mase]

Further to the bit about ol' red nose being given his marching orders, it's seems not all is lost judging by Ten Bob's latest utterings, a snippet of which goes as follows

"I'm sure he is always available for advice and we will definitely need him in the short term, as we did in the last two and a half years I have been here."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp3wgq0n1q9o

Let's just hope bacon chops keeps giving out the sound advice eh!

The “advice” on Ronaldo was invaluable

Don’t forget when he turned up at PSGs hotel before our CL semi with them to advise them Remember that!! Sad old cunt.

[zuricity]

Nice to see Ten Bob's hanging around for a while.

[Original Dub]

Fucking gold

https://www.givemesport.com/man-city-ma ... ho-mainoo/

[CTID Hants]

Fucking gold

https://www.givemesport.com/man-city-ma ... ho-mainoo/

Embarrassing beyond belief

[nottsblue]

Fucking gold

https://www.givemesport.com/man-city-ma ... ho-mainoo/

Embarrassing beyond belief

The number 72 to Piccadilly it is then

[gmercer1]

Fucking gold

https://www.givemesport.com/man-city-ma ... ho-mainoo/

Embarrassing beyond belief

The number 72 to Piccadilly it is then

Can I just ask……surely those 2 have not been nominated for anything?

[Mase]

Fucking gold

https://www.givemesport.com/man-city-ma ... ho-mainoo/

Embarrassing beyond belief

The number 72 to Piccadilly it is then

Can I just ask……surely those 2 have not been nominated for anything?

That was my first though. Mainoo is a poor man’s Rico. I’ve genuinely never seen him have a good game. Garnacho is their best player. It’s like being the fittest bird among a group of mates where the average weight is 25 stone.

[john@staustell]

Back to their optimum 14th place and Chelsea next Sunday, who play well away