by Pablo Sacramento » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:22 am
Mark Hughes Office 10.30am Tuesday 1st September:
MH - Hi, you're through to Mark
MB - And Gary
MH - Yes, and Gary. I'm afraid we can't get to the phone right now; please leave a message after the tone and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
MB - Here comes the beep!!!!!!!!!!!!111
BEEP....
SM - Hughes? Where are you? Please call me when you get this message. It's me, Sheikh Mansour.
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City of Manchester Stadium 10.31, Gary Cooke’s Office.
GC - It's Gary. Talk.
SM - Cookie Monster!
GC - Yo Sheikh, how’s it hanging?
SM - Oh you know, pretty good, great work yesterday, always good to get one over an ex-employee.
GC - Sulamain, The good Doctor?
SM - Hmmmmmmmm, I'm not one to name call but don't go and see him if you are ill, you know what I'm, saying???
GC - Oh Shit.
SM - What is it?
GC - Errrrrr nothing....
SM - You can't say that now....
GC - He did Rocky's medical........
SM - Oh Cook.....
GC - Yup. He offered to sort out Bowen's Hernia on the cheap but he "bottled it".
SM - A lesson learned my friend. However I have no time to chat, I'm buying Citibank this week. Where is Hughes and Bowen>
GC - Are they not in the office.
SM - No.
GC - Well it is deadline day so if I had to hazard a guess I would say...
SM - He's not golfing again is he?
GC -Probably. He says it brings him luck, last year he did the same and when he got back to his office Robinhio was sat there playing with Bowens Lego.
SM -Lego Technic, he does get shirty about that, Lego is for babies, Technic is for men.
GC - Tomatoe, tomato.
SM - Indeed, so he's leaving it all to us again....... Anyway, I have this cryptic request for a Bentley that does not drive? I don't see the point, does it have no wheels?
GC - It's a long story, best to wire over the cash and I'll sort it.
SM - I want the change this time Mr Cook!!!
GC - Of course, it was just "resting" in my account
SM - I am familiar with Father Ted, Cookie.
GC - Feck off!
SM - You are a funny guy. Call me at 5 let me know if you got the immobile Bentley.
GC - 5 it is............
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"Twas Derby day the scores were level,
Then Foe whacked the ball to Neville,
Gary messed up and now knows for sure,
If you feed the Goat then he will score!