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Re: Haaland

Postby Slim » Tue Feb 03, 2026 9:41 pm

Scatman wrote:
nottsblue wrote:
sheblue wrote:
Scatman wrote:
sheblue wrote:He thinks he is untouchable. Thanks to that ridiculous contract.


Untouchable in what respect?


In that he thinks his place is guaranteed.

It not inconceivable it’s in his contract


He was on the bench for the Wolves game.


He might have a minimum %, we know there are minimum appearances for all contracts due to the Bosman ruling. Not a million degrees away from increasing that number.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Indianablue » Tue Feb 24, 2026 11:22 am

To be fair to the lad, i thought he was superb in the last game. A full shift against Newcastle. I want him to get involved like this every game if he can
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Re: Haaland

Postby stupot » Tue Feb 24, 2026 1:17 pm

7 assists this season as well which is phenomenal.
That cross on Saturday with his weaker foot, wow
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Re: Haaland

Postby sheblue » Wed Feb 25, 2026 1:24 pm

He did play well the last game.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Indianablue » Sun Mar 01, 2026 9:03 am

The interesting stat is still that we average more points without him (2.4) than we do with him (2.1).

Hopefully he gets over his knock/injury and returns to play like he did in his last game
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Re: Haaland

Postby Mase » Sun Mar 01, 2026 9:15 am

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Hopefully he gets over his knock/injury and returns to play like he did in his last game


Yep, because Marmoush is absolutely wank.
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Re: Haaland

Postby salford city » Sun Mar 01, 2026 9:21 am

It's great that we have options. I didn't think we'd miss him yesterday. Harder for teams to stop us when he's not there which sounds crazy. Also good that Doku is back.
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Re: Haaland

Postby sheblue » Sun Mar 01, 2026 11:35 am

Mase wrote:
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Hopefully he gets over his knock/injury and returns to play like he did in his last game


Yep, because Marmoush is absolutely wank.


He was poor yesterday wasn't he, like really poor. I wanted Foden on for him after 25 mins.
I think he will be off in the summer.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Im_Spartacus » Mon Mar 02, 2026 1:00 pm

sheblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
Hopefully he gets over his knock/injury and returns to play like he did in his last game


Yep, because Marmoush is absolutely wank.


He was poor yesterday wasn't he, like really poor. I wanted Foden on for him after 25 mins.
I think he will be off in the summer.



Yeah I'd agree with that - we should be able to get most of our money back, he's well suited to la liga or Paris
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Re: Haaland

Postby city72 » Mon Mar 02, 2026 2:21 pm

Im_Spartacus wrote:
sheblue wrote:
Mase wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
Hopefully he gets over his knock/injury and returns to play like he did in his last game


Yep, because Marmoush is absolutely wank.


He was poor yesterday wasn't he, like really poor. I wanted Foden on for him after 25 mins.
I think he will be off in the summer.



Yeah I'd agree with that - we should be able to get most of our money back, he's well suited to la liga or Paris

Not sure who’s going to pay £295,000 a week in wages
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Re: Haaland

Postby Mase » Mon Mar 02, 2026 7:04 pm

Something not right here....

Haaland had a holiday with his Mrs to Paris last week and was making videos with the "Sidemen"... How's he injured?!
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Re: Haaland

Postby Nick » Tue Mar 03, 2026 11:24 pm

And pep wouldnt answer where the injury was
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Re: Haaland

Postby Indianablue » Wed Mar 04, 2026 10:34 pm

Big defender, he goes missing again. Tall streak of piss, easily bullied. Unfortunately we are back to square one

Mystery twinge in training , yet he fucks off abroad on a jolly . When Pep said Haaland felt something , he did. He felt like fucking off. Not interested in our team. He'll get his goes his value will not drop much. he gets his dosh win lose or draw
His big thing is to play for Norway in June in the World Cup, he will not risk that
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Re: Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:49 pm

He’s paid 500 k a week to put the ball into the net - ESPECIALLY in a fucking must win game.

He’s been so fucking disappointing for too long now - cannot score at home against a relegation team ffs.
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Re: Haaland

Postby john@staustell » Thu Mar 05, 2026 12:59 pm

What was the final tally? I know the ref was ahead 2 touches to one midway through the first half, but Haaland drew level by half time :D
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Re: Haaland

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:37 pm

john@staustell wrote:What was the final tally? I know the ref was ahead 2 touches to one midway through the first half, but Haaland drew level by half time :D


He was abysmal
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Re: Haaland

Postby zabbadabbado » Thu Mar 05, 2026 6:47 pm

nottsblue wrote:Sell for big money
Definitely.

You take away his Goal scoring record he is not a very good all round team player.

Many argue if he is scoring then that is all he has to do.

You take away his Goals you are playing with 10 Men supported by Opta Stats and Heat Maps. He is a lazy player.
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Re: Haaland

Postby zuricity » Thu Mar 05, 2026 10:30 pm

zabbadabbado wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Sell for big money
Definitely.

You take away his Goal scoring record he is not a very good all round team player.

Many argue if he is scoring then that is all he has to do.

You take away his Goals you are playing with 10 Men supported by Opta Stats and Heat Maps. He is a lazy player.


Great comedy Zabba , really made me laugh

"take away his goal scoring record ..." blimey the guy that has set records since he was a teenager . Wow. Lazy player ? yet he's back there in defence at corners and free kicks and being a tall man he gets to the ball. What games do you guys watch ? In absence of injured defenders like Dias and Josko ( where is Josko btw ? him and Kova freeloading , i think) , he has been very good in defending corners and freekicks. It is not Haarlands fault we have wingers that blow hot and cold and can not cross the ball.
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Re: Haaland

Postby Indianablue » Thu Mar 05, 2026 10:38 pm

We actually do better points wise when Haaland doesnt play. Our points tally without him is 14% better (2.4) than it is with him (2.1)
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Re: Haaland

Postby zuricity » Thu Mar 05, 2026 10:43 pm

Indianablue wrote:We actually do better points wise when Haaland doesnt play. Our points tally without him is 14% better (2.4) than it is with him (2.1)
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