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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby CTID Hants » Sun Jan 11, 2026 9:24 pm

nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


:o :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby zuricity » Sun Jan 11, 2026 9:32 pm

nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


They're all off down to the season ending booze up
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby salford city » Mon Jan 12, 2026 8:57 am

Don't knock it, turns out there is money to be made on these fuckers. Brighton were 3.5 to 1 for the win yesterday. Backed them. Funny as fuck that 2 lads who are utd also backed it
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jan 12, 2026 9:04 am

The rags are gonna dig up the pitch at the swamp and plant 20 tonnes of potatoes.

Wilcox said “this way at least we’ll have something to lift in May”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Jan 12, 2026 12:20 pm

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nottsblue wrote:The rags are gonna dig up the pitch at the swamp and plant 20 tonnes of potatoes.

Wilcox said “this way at least we’ll have something to lift in May”


:lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Mon Jan 12, 2026 3:01 pm

kobi mainoo has started 2 games for the rags this season....
grimsby in the league cup
brighton in the fa cup
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jan 12, 2026 3:20 pm

Nigels Tackle wrote:kobi mainoo has started 2 games for the rags this season....
grimsby in the league cup
brighton in the fa cup
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sent on to lots of rags
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Indianablue » Mon Jan 12, 2026 4:03 pm

nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


OOOOOO thats fucking naughty considering they wore Utd shirts as well . Hits hard on many levels,

A friend of my wife was the police family liaison officer on that case. Not good
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:32 pm

Indianablue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


OOOOOO thats fucking naughty considering they wore Utd shirts as well . Hits hard on many levels,

A friend of my wife was the police family liaison officer on that case. Not good

I see what you mean, but where does this kind of issue end? For example " Roslers grandad bombed the swamp" could be seen as bad taste by some, oh dear that's what on your personal details page. :oops:
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Indianablue » Mon Jan 12, 2026 6:50 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


OOOOOO thats fucking naughty considering they wore Utd shirts as well . Hits hard on many levels,

A friend of my wife was the police family liaison officer on that case. Not good

I see what you mean, but where does this kind of issue end? For example " Roslers grandad bombed the swamp" could be seen as bad taste by some, oh dear that's what on your personal details page. :oops:


Didn't realise the Rosler quip was on my page, never really looked at it. But that's pretty inoffensive. Same as saying my Dad went to Berlin a few times but only saw it from the air. The caretaker qoute is funny but it is edgy. Guess more so because of my wife's friend on the case but i'm not getting annyed about it.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Mon Jan 12, 2026 7:06 pm

Indianablue wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


OOOOOO thats fucking naughty considering they wore Utd shirts as well . Hits hard on many levels,

A friend of my wife was the police family liaison officer on that case. Not good

I see what you mean, but where does this kind of issue end? For example " Roslers grandad bombed the swamp" could be seen as bad taste by some, oh dear that's what on your personal details page. :oops:


Didn't realise the Rosler quip was on my page, never really looked at it. But that's pretty inoffensive. Same as saying my Dad went to Berlin a few times but only saw it from the air. The caretaker qoute is funny but it is edgy. Guess more so because of my wife's friend on the case but i'm not getting annyed about it.
I've said worse on other topics

Personally, I always like a joke that make you purse your lips in an ooooo first and then laugh.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Nigels Tackle » Tue Jan 13, 2026 10:37 am

nottsblue wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
Harry Dowd scored wrote:
Indianablue wrote:
nottsblue wrote:Turns out Darren Fletcher is the worst caretaker since Ian Huntley


OOOOOO thats fucking naughty considering they wore Utd shirts as well . Hits hard on many levels,

A friend of my wife was the police family liaison officer on that case. Not good

I see what you mean, but where does this kind of issue end? For example " Roslers grandad bombed the swamp" could be seen as bad taste by some, oh dear that's what on your personal details page. :oops:


Didn't realise the Rosler quip was on my page, never really looked at it. But that's pretty inoffensive. Same as saying my Dad went to Berlin a few times but only saw it from the air. The caretaker qoute is funny but it is edgy. Guess more so because of my wife's friend on the case but i'm not getting annyed about it.
I've said worse on other topics

Personally, I always like a joke that make you purse your lips in an ooooo first and then laugh.


ignore them mate. absolute melts.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Tue Jan 13, 2026 11:43 am

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey Notts, hope you don't think I was supporting the other guy, I was advising him that his objections to your joke were subjective & if we went down that woke route where would it end? Keep up with the joke mate, this world needs guys with humour.
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Tue Jan 13, 2026 12:30 pm

Harry Dowd scored wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Hey Notts, hope you don't think I was supporting the other guy, I was advising him that his objections to your joke were subjective & if we went down that woke route where would it end? Keep up with the joke mate, this world needs guys with humour.

Hey HDS

No sides necessary my friend. If people think it’s funny, or not, then it doesn’t affect me one way or another. It’s subjective as you say and each to their own
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Mar 04, 2026 5:54 pm

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby nottsblue » Wed Mar 04, 2026 7:04 pm


Is it just me, but whenever someone gets done for supposed racial or homophobic slurs, I want to know what they were?
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Wed Mar 04, 2026 7:29 pm

nottsblue wrote:

Is it just me, but whenever someone gets done for supposed racial or homophobic slurs, I want to know what they were?


Robbie Fowler would get banned for a year in today's world :D
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Scatman » Wed Mar 04, 2026 8:17 pm

john@staustell wrote:
nottsblue wrote:

Is it just me, but whenever someone gets done for supposed racial or homophobic slurs, I want to know what they were?


Robbie Fowler would get banned for a year in today's world :D


Not if he was playing for Liverpool he wouldn't
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby john@staustell » Thu Mar 05, 2026 1:00 pm

Scatman wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
nottsblue wrote:

Is it just me, but whenever someone gets done for supposed racial or homophobic slurs, I want to know what they were?


Robbie Fowler would get banned for a year in today's world :D


Not if he was playing for Liverpool he wouldn't


....which he was, in the Graham LeSaux incident
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Re: The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Fri Mar 06, 2026 3:06 pm

john@staustell wrote:
Scatman wrote:
john@staustell wrote:
nottsblue wrote:

Is it just me, but whenever someone gets done for supposed racial or homophobic slurs, I want to know what they were?


Robbie Fowler would get banned for a year in today's world :D


Not if he was playing for Liverpool he wouldn't


....which he was, in the Graham LeSaux incident

Remember when after scoring he did a coke sniff along the goal line, I thought that was hilarious
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