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by bigblue » Thu Jun 11, 2026 7:21 pm
CBEM wrote:bigblue wrote:carl_feedthegoat wrote:Not as emotional as you knocking one out whilst you respond to a post of mine.
Fantasizing about another man masturbating seems pretty woke
Are you really a man or just thinking you're one, in next weeks episodes we will be exploring pronouns and in particular neo pronouns that sound like a Klingon pushing one out on the toilet.
amazed that you lot never get tired of the same joke 1000x for a decade
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by sheblue » Thu Jun 11, 2026 7:57 pm
I am watching this first game, really dont know why, absolutely horrendous standard.
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by Scatman » Thu Jun 11, 2026 8:09 pm
It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
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by sheblue » Thu Jun 11, 2026 8:30 pm
Ok cant take any more of this, horrific stuff, off to walk the dog. Far more interesting.
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by bigblue » Thu Jun 11, 2026 8:37 pm
sheblue wrote:I am watching this first game, really dont know why, absolutely horrendous standard.
side effect of this expanded format, expect to see quite a few pretty horrendous games up until the quarterfinals
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by CBEM » Thu Jun 11, 2026 8:43 pm
Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Left hammer+sickle-moon for a much better shade of blue :)
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by nottsblue » Thu Jun 11, 2026 9:52 pm
CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
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by Scatman » Fri Jun 12, 2026 6:30 am
nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
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by salford city » Fri Jun 12, 2026 6:35 am
Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
I prefer Wright to Crooks. Cannot tolerate him. Mind, the same could be said about most of the 81 spurs team - no idea why I'm still holding this grudge....
Your job is cleaning boots
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by Wonderwall » Fri Jun 12, 2026 6:46 am
salford city wrote:Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
I prefer Wright to Crooks. Cannot tolerate him. Mind, the same could be said about most of the 81 spurs team - no idea why I'm still holding this grudge....
45 years of hurt, that's proper support, love it
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by nottsblue » Fri Jun 12, 2026 7:12 am
Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
He was a spastic
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by salford city » Fri Jun 12, 2026 8:05 am
nottsblue wrote:Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
He was a spastic
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Your job is cleaning boots
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by Harry Dowd scored » Fri Jun 12, 2026 8:49 am
Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
Always preferred Johnny Cash
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by Scatman » Fri Jun 12, 2026 10:21 am
nottsblue wrote:Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
He was a spastic
Yes but still not as bad as Ian Wright
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by zuricity » Fri Jun 12, 2026 11:17 am
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Scatman wrote:nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
Garth Crooks wasn't that bad
Always preferred Johnny Cash
Beat me to it !
Isn't Johnny Cash the change you get from a condom vending machine ?
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by CBEM » Sat Jun 13, 2026 6:02 am
nottsblue wrote:CBEM wrote:Scatman wrote:It's probably a rhetorical question but what on earth is Ian Wright doing on telly still?
Standing in for Eni Uluko.
Is he related somehow to Garth Crooks?
She'd probably sue you for writing that
Left hammer+sickle-moon for a much better shade of blue :)
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by CBEM » Sat Jun 13, 2026 9:23 am
The USA look a decent team they will do well this time around, wouldn't it be great if they won it and big Don arrived by papal display cabinet and boiled loads of piss in the process?
Left hammer+sickle-moon for a much better shade of blue :)
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by Harry Dowd scored » Sat Jun 13, 2026 3:05 pm
Wonder if Carl will be shouting for Haiti v the Jocks tonight, think he mentioned them before aren’t Haiti his neighbours?
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by nottsblue » Sat Jun 13, 2026 3:44 pm
Harry Dowd scored wrote:Wonder if Carl will be shouting for Haiti v the Jocks tonight, think he mentioned them before aren’t Haiti his neighbours?
Any opposition of the Jocks are friends of the English
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by PeterParker » Sat Jun 13, 2026 3:56 pm
If the Premier League starts doing those TikTok-style starting XI graphics with players dancing around like clowns, I’m done.
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