***Transfer Rumours Thread*** [ALL RUMOUR TOPICS MERGED]

[Mase]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

What about for lunch though? Will I have a chicken buttie or a burger?

[Mike J]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

who the fuck are you? brian swanson?

[Slim]

This is not the make up bullshit thread for fucktards, the rest of the forum is for that.

[bluecreed]

great news guys , torres bid to be placed today.

[Beeks]

great news guys , torres bid to be placed today.

bless him...can I take bluecreed round to visit my gran? He seems like a nice young lad...vivid imagination though...

Would you like a mint imperial sonny?

[Vhero]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

What about for lunch though? Will I have a chicken buttie or a burger?

Chicken Buttie mate burgers a bit much for lunch no?

[Beeks]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

What about for lunch though? Will I have a chicken buttie or a burger?

Chicken Buttie mate

Nah...chicken buttie has signed a new shirt contract with Puma...

[Fidel Castro]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

who the fuck are you? brian swanson?

millsy
marco
ajay
tolmie

take your pick

[Im_Spartacus]

Bluecreed is just pulling that bullshit from BBC gossip and putting it into his own words, magical!!

I would have used "prick" as the operative word. At least he has nearly dropped da txt spk innit

[Blue Blood]

real will bid for rooney before world cup for 70m or benzema + cash deal.they wont bid for ribery and instead will go for di maria or ashley young .City bid for ribery will come this week , lets see what happens .

who the fuck are you? brian swanson?

millsy
marco
ajay
tolmie

take your pick

There's a hint of millsy's outlandish claims, mixed with ajay's raw "i'm right" confidence. I'd say he's a hybrid of both. A formidable monster indeed!

[Russ218]

Franck Ribery to sign for Man City in the next few weeks. He's keen to work with Mancini and has been promised the club will win the Premiership in the next two years. I look forward to seeing this in the papers in the next few weeks, CITY 'TILL I DIE.

You don't half like to throw some rumours around. Where's that from? Let me guess, Tolmie's Haircut said it on Bluemoon?

marco may have been rubbing his balls again.

I think that's Millsy though so most likely source would be his dad. But fook that, I have 12.30 appointment on local tattoo shop to get that Kaká tattoo on my knob covered with Ribery in gothic letters. Or Comic Sans. Haven't decided yet.

You may need to reduce the font size to get "Ribery" to fit.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Franck Ribery to sign for Man City in the next few weeks. He's keen to work with Mancini and has been promised the club will win the Premiership in the next two years. I look forward to seeing this in the papers in the next few weeks, CITY 'TILL I DIE.

You don't half like to throw some rumours around. Where's that from? Let me guess, Tolmie's Haircut said it on Bluemoon?

marco may have been rubbing his balls again.

I think that's Millsy though so most likely source would be his dad. But fook that, I have 12.30 appointment on local tattoo shop to get that Kaká tattoo on my knob covered with Ribery in gothic letters. Or Comic Sans. Haven't decided yet.

You may need to reduce the font size to get "Ribery" to fit.

On the contrary, I will still have room for Vennegoor von Hesselink.

[Nigels Tackle]

Can we a special thread for all the ITK's entitled "Spotted in the Trafford Centre"?

[Blue Blood]

Can we a special thread for all the ITK's entitled "Spotted in the Trafford Centre"?

I spotted Katie Price in Lakeside Shopping Centre the other week... she's not signing for us sadly... but she does have tremendous baps.

*ahem*

Carry on...

[shawzy]

100% nailed on.
New City mascot spotted at COMS.

[btajim]

Can we a special thread for all the ITK's entitled "Spotted in the Trafford Centre"?

I spotted Katie Price in Lakeside Shopping Centre the other week... she's not signing for us sadly... but she does have tremendous baps.

*ahem*

Carry on...

Carry On ManCityFans.Net:

Had Jordan been to the Bakery? Soft Baps or Crusty ones?

[Vhero]

Can we a special thread for all the ITK's entitled "Spotted in the Trafford Centre"?

I spotted Katie Price in Lakeside Shopping Centre the other week... she's not signing for us sadly... but she does have tremendous baps.

*ahem*

Carry on...

Hmmm cheerleader position maybe??

[Blue Blood]

Can we a special thread for all the ITK's entitled "Spotted in the Trafford Centre"?

I spotted Katie Price in Lakeside Shopping Centre the other week... she's not signing for us sadly... but she does have tremendous baps.

*ahem*

Carry on...

Carry On ManCityFans.Net:

Had Jordan been to the Bakery? Soft Baps or Crusty ones?

Actually she was sat at the open air sushi restaurant munching on some raw fish. she looked like she was enjoying it. Wouldn't be the first time... ey oh!

[Dingus McDouchey]

100% nailed on.
New City mascot spotted at COMS.

if you look closely at this picture, the bird's legs are actually the legs of the man sitting on top!
The man's legs are fake!

[Blue Blood]

100% nailed on.
New City mascot spotted at COMS.

if you look closely at this picture, the bird's legs are actually the legs of the man sitting on top!
The man's legs are fake!

A truly mind blowing observation.. lol.