***Transfer Rumours Thread*** [ALL RUMOUR TOPICS MERGED]

[johnny crossan]

SSN reporting Villa on his way to Barca. This could well start the merrygoround - Ibra to us then.....

[Original Dub]

I know I shouldn't have but once every, eh, bluemoon I pop over to the asylum to see how bad its after getting in the transefer forum and I came across this gem from the current attention seeking whore. No, not the retard Ajay, or the other fucking knobs.... its Tolmie's hairdo or some shit like that. I think he's the knob that came on here trying to tell everyone he is the real deal. Stupid cunt.

"ut seagulls insisto trawler , interdum is est melior ut somniculouse vas. Illic cruor in profundum , tamen estus mos adveho iterum".

Which of course causes mayhem amongst the window lickers with gems from cunts with about 6 posts saying shit like

"TH if the noises I hear coming from the hub are a true reflection to the chaos in there, then the thread HAD to be pulled and you laying low for a while may be a bright idea.
Thanx for the info, and for getting me interested enough to be arsed to make a few calls".

And

"Is it any wonder we are all addicted to Bluemoon, I wonder if I could sue for los of earnings?

Wow. The thing is I don't think these people are kids... I know their followers are kids of course, but these seem to be grown men.

Fucking scary stuff and some want this going on here?

[Blue Blood]

[Mike J]

[HeyMark]

Ballague is now reporting that cesc has told arsene he wants to leave and go to barca

[Original Dub]

[Mike J]

[Blue Blood]

[Mike J]

[Blue Blood]

[Dameerto]

He's had a year to think about who to replace him with though, he wont let him go without buying someone in.

[Mike J]

[Im_Spartacus]

[Vhero]

[Dubciteh]

shame ramsey got injured he will be next cesc imo.

[Crossie]

I wonder if Wenger thinks Stevie Ireland can replace Fabregas!?!?!? hahaha

[Blue Blood]

[Original Dub]

The more I think about it the more I'd love for us to sign Kaka.

We'd get him for 50m (HALF THE FUCKING PRICE WE WERE GOING TO PAY?!!) if he was willing to come. The fans haven't taken to him and he feeds off the fans.

There are rumours going around that both us and Madrid are in for Di Maria and that we have asked for Kaka in order to let the Di Maria deal go through. It could all be a load of bollox, but its the transfer I'd love most this summer. He's exactly what we need.

No one else is gonna stump up that money, I doubt even Chelsea would.

AND it'd be a huge two fingers up to the rag press that laughed when he turned us down last time.

Please Gary, Brian and Bobby Manc - DO IT!

[Manx Blue]

[DoomMerchant]