Hope this isn't true...

[13021J]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/4339 ... ed-by-fans

[OliverHardy]

had me going for a minute than you toolio :)

[saulman]

LOL.............

"They wanted to see my chest bollocks and for me to show myself on webcams."

...anyone remember Chip Poker?

[OliverHardy]

If anybody believes this, you need shooting.

The last like topped it off for me.

can I just clarify, the title had me, the text didnt! :)

[Ted Hughes]

It was some stupid rag twat trying to fool the inmates on mong that he was Balotelli's sister! Failed on so many levels including having an i.p. in Nottingham! What's the fucking point of trying to wind people up pretending to be the sister of someone we're actually signing?!

Rags eh? Dear me.