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by Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:52 pm
Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...
Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
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by ENIAM NAM » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:03 pm
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...
Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
....and it has now come full circle.
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by Fidel Castro » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:04 pm
Hehe brilliant
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by Mark (Blue Army) » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:18 pm
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...
Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
Chinners made it up IBH.
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by Wooders » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:29 pm
fuckin nice one chinners is all I can say !
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by saulman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:33 pm
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...
Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
You know that ship? The Titanic?
Has the world gone mad, ..............or is it me?
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by pepsi_dave » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:47 pm
Has Tevez Signed yet???/
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by Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:14 pm
Mark ( Blue Army ) wrote:IanBishopsHaircut wrote:Just seen this being circulated and made me titter...
Whos that shaggin in the lowry,
Whos that with a dirty brass,
its rooney and his hoe giving every hole a go,
coz colleen wouldnt take it up the ass!
Chinners made it up IBH.
well what are the odds?!
Nice one chinners..looks like you're famous on the tinternet ;-)
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by Chinners » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:00 pm
After a bit more thought ....
Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore ...
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by ronk » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:24 pm
oooh verses. I'll have a go
Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
Coleen's not your little honey
All she wants now is your money
She doesn't need you anymore
“Do onto others — then run!”
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by BlueinBosnia » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:50 pm
Maybe the lads could use some of the donations to get a banner made up...
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by Beeks » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:52 pm
Who's that prostitute from Bolton
Who's that sprawled across the bed
it's rooneys fucking slut
and she'll take it in the butt
then screw him in a tabloid centre spread
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by blues-clues » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:49 pm
Who’s that ugly granny fucker
The one with the ugly face
It looks like Shrek’s
Been paying for sex
Well he always was a waste of fucking space
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by gillie » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:53 pm
To the tune of January by Pilot
Sorry Fergie
Coleen would'nt give me anynee
So i paid 1200 quid
For a prossee
Fergie Fergie.
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by simon12 » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:35 pm
Chinners wrote:After a bit more thought ....
Who's that slapper in the Lowry?
Who's that dirty fucking whore?
It's a thousand pound a pop,
And she said he was a flop.
And he won't be shagging Coleen anymore ...
Well done again mate
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by edgeley blue » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:04 pm
There is a post on bluemoon about your song chinners, they tried to give the impression it was their work. I have put the fucker straight though
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by Surrey Sky Blue » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:07 am
Ferguscum had a 80`s themed party last week... Giggs came in a Cortina, Scholes came in a Sierra.... Rooney decided to come in an Escort.
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by the_georgian_genius » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 pm
Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.
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by Ted Hughes » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:01 pm
the_georgian_genius wrote:Such a shame that alot of new songs for our new players don't take off yet we will here this one in full belt along with the baby's not yours one on saturday.
Manchester City fans - Hate United > Love City!
That may change when we get a player who actually stays at the club & performs well for more than 1 season without turning shit or getting kicked out.
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