My thoughts on tevez

[ashton287]

What the fuck is he playing at the prick

who the fuck does he think he is the hypocritical lizard skinned monkey faced cunt wanker SHIT DAD knobjockey, We give him every opportunity we can to fuck off home and see his kids which most clubs just simply wouldnt allow, we sing his fucking name every game, mancini gives him the captaincy, he comes out telling us all he wants stay and win things and 3 days later this.

FUCK YOU TEVEZ
After reading the clubs statement im starting to think this is that twatend jorabonbon or whatever that slimy greasy reptilian motherfuckers called looking for another payday or 20% of a signing bonus. Why the fuck is this slimy cunt allowed to just fuck our club over so royally and get away with it.

Everyone can talk about him not going right now and just bringing in a replacement but who the fuck can replace tevez?. In my not so fucking humble opinion the only player that has shown he can do as much as tevez in a prem team is ronaldo. Drogba and rooney come close but i wouldnt swap Tevez for either of them.

I've said since the start of the season that we couldnt win the league and despite myself watching the team come together and play the football they have been playing i have had a voice in the back of my head saying

"yeah but we might" and its got louder and louder and this is like someone has shot that thought then walked over to it pulled there balls out and rubbed them all over the dying thoughts face then stood up shot it again and walked off singing "glory glory manufuckingnited"

This whole thing has ruined my weekend and probably the next week atleast. Doesnt matter that we beat west ham without tevez because so did 9 other teams, west ham have won 2 games this season because they are a fucking joke team so it doesnt mean anything.

This year we have scored 24 and tevez has scored 10 of them and set up 7. Look at those stats and tell me we can just go buy dzeko and everything will be fine because it fucking wont. If he decides to do a robinho for the rest of the season then we are fucked.

FUCKED
FUCKED
FUCKED

I hope to god that this is a stunt to get more money and if it is then just give it him because he is our team no matter how many people want to think that yaya will score 2 a game or balotelli will lead our attack.

Now im going to light a circle of candles, put the carpenters:greatest hits cd on, curl up in a ball in that circle of candles and cry.

FUCK FOOTBALL.

[CitizenYank]

Well on a lighter not my hometown college football team is in the BCS Championship Game.
So we always have the Lillies Of The Field, if you will.

[Chinners]

Nice post ... shame there are no other threads for this ;)

[Buffalo Soldier]

Could be worse, at least it's not snowing.

From now on I don't think you should bother with existing topics, just start your own thread whenever you want a bit of attention. Great stuff.

[ant london]

Very illuminating stuff

One for the classics section, for real

[Kladze]

Which person had the brainstorm which allowed him to start threads?

[french_tony]

This year we have scored 24 and tevez has scored 10 of them and set up 7. Look at those stats and tell me we can just go buy dzeko and everything will be fine because it fucking wont. If he decides to do a robinho for the rest of the season then we are fucked.

This is my fear. Who the fuck is going to replace him? He is one of the best strikers in football. And whats better is he is more than a striker. He drops deep, works his bollocks off (on the pitch) and is always looks to pass the ball. Other than Villa there is no other centre forward one out there who is on the same level. Offer Barca Tevez and £50M for ViIlla (seriously) then give the cunt 500k a week.
Fuck knows what Bobby is going to do.

[Lee_R]

I liked the 'Fucked'.

[saulman]

This should be made into a thread.

[jono1978]

Hope we have a back up plan cos selling tevez will bring in 50mil so funds will be defo there for a massive bid for a world class replacement . Who is the question on all our minds. Maybe we should ask leakey pants platt who it will be.

[Swales4ever]

Luv You Ashton as well as I envy the passionate way You are still able to get Your blood boiling. Actually.
In a couple of week I warant You will feel at the opposite mood on this issue.
a big hug for now...

[Original Dub]

Dear God.

[Rae4685]

Dear God.

You really love being involved don't you

[Original Dub]

Dear God.

You really love being involved don't you

Its brilliant.

[trout man]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

[Original Dub]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

Ah, so these are "friends"?

It makes sense, because one of them has been following me around a couple of threads and I don't think I've ever even noticed his name before...

Fuck it, I'll leave it at that.

[trout man]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

Ah, so these are "friends"?

It makes sense, because one of them has been following me around a couple of threads and I don't think I've ever even noticed his name before...

Fuck it, I'll leave it at that.

Dub, if you see my op on the 'tevez hands in transfer request' thread and look at the two next posts, it's not hard to understand that these two knob jockeys are the same person. I couldn't believe that he/it can get away with that sort of abuse on here.

[Rae4685]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

Ah, so these are "friends"?

It makes sense, because one of them has been following me around a couple of threads and I don't think I've ever even noticed his name before...

Fuck it, I'll leave it at that.

Dub, if you see my op on the 'tevez hands in transfer request' thread and look at the two next posts, it's not hard to understand that these two knob jockeys are the same person. I couldn't believe that he/it can get away with that sort of abuse on here.

WRONG! Different people same blood

[trout man]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

Ah, so these are "friends"?

It makes sense, because one of them has been following me around a couple of threads and I don't think I've ever even noticed his name before...

Fuck it, I'll leave it at that.

Dub, if you see my op on the 'tevez hands in transfer request' thread and look at the two next posts, it's not hard to understand that these two knob jockeys are the same person. I couldn't believe that he/it can get away with that sort of abuse on here.

WRONG! Different people same blood

Yeah I can hear the banjo's playing in the background

[CityGer]

My thoughts on Ashton and Rae.....the same slimy cunts that have nothing but shit to spout

Ah, so these are "friends"?

It makes sense, because one of them has been following me around a couple of threads and I don't think I've ever even noticed his name before...

Fuck it, I'll leave it at that.

Dub, if you see my op on the 'tevez hands in transfer request' thread and look at the two next posts, it's not hard to understand that these two knob jockeys are the same person. I couldn't believe that he/it can get away with that sort of abuse on here.

WRONG! Different people same twat

Fixed that for you.