Saturday wishes

[Beeks]

We go 4-0 up in the first half an hour and Taggart has heart failure resulting in him being stretchered from the dugout...he later dies enroute to the hospital...the news spreads through transistor radios in the ground and jelly and ice cream is passed out between the City fans

[avoidconfusion]

Jo comes on in the 85th min, the match-day thread is full of pissed off posters who start posting pictures of Sideshow Bob.....90th min and there's a scramble in the rags area where the ball gets through to Jo who puts it in for the winner.

Off his arse.

Whilst he was tripping and falling over his own clown shoes.

[pepsi_dave]

We go 4-0 up in the first half an hour and Taggart has heart failure resulting in him being stretchered from the dugout...he later dies enroute to the hospital...the news spreads through transistor radios in the ground and jelly and ice cream is passed out between the City fans

Definitely this..... Superb!

[ashton287]

We go 4-0 up in the first half an hour and Taggart has heart failure resulting in him being stretchered from the dugout...he later dies enroute to the hospital...the news spreads through transistor radios in the ground and jelly and ice cream is passed out between the City fans

Definitely this..... Superb!

I'm past wishing him dead now, i want him to stay in charge until we finish above them and retire that season as the managers of the second best team in bmanchester.

[Blue in the face]

We go 4-0 up in the first half an hour and Taggart has heart failure resulting in him being stretchered from the dugout...he later dies enroute to the hospital...the news spreads through transistor radios in the ground and jelly and ice cream is passed out between the City fans

No no. If the cunt dies during he match it will be an excuse for them losing. Better that we stuff them first, then he dies while ranting in the changing room, and we can take responsibility.

[Slim]

Jo comes on in the 85th min, the match-day thread is full of pissed off posters who start posting pictures of Sideshow Bob.....90th min and there's a scramble in the rags area where the ball gets through to Jo who puts it in for the winner.

Off his arse.

Whilst he was tripping and falling over his own clown shoes.

And Tevez claims it was his arse, taking credit for the goal inspite of him being the one subbed off for Jo.

[Alioune DVToure]

How about Bacon keeling over in excitement whilst celebrating what he believes to be a last-gasp equaliser (when in actual fact it hit the side-netting)?

[Trautmann]

Tevez does a backheel identical to Denis law to win the game with 30 seconds to go.

[Green & Blue]

Wishing that i was not a sponsor at a confirmation on derby day.

Obviously i want to do it but the timing is not exactly great is it.

Will be saying a prayer we get a result.

[branny]

Chuckle 1 delays retirement until Tevez has tore him a new arsehole resulting in a comfortable 3 points.

[Fesan]

Chuckle 1 delays retirement until Tevez has tore him a new arsehole resulting in a comfortable 3 points.

To me Rafael getting a red again (inevitable) or Neville getting a lesson in football is about equal:-)

[Twobob]

We Get 3 points ...
we pummel the fuckers 6-0
Half thier team get injured in the last 30 secconds ...

Oh and I DONT get called out for work before the end of the game!!

[Slim]

Wishing that i was not a sponsor at a confirmation on derby day.

Obviously i want to do it but the timing is not exactly great is it.

Will be saying a prayer we get a result.

Just write a cheque and get out of there, that's all anyone wants from a sponsor anyhow.

[Kladze]

We play to win.
We play well.
We DO win.


Anything else is superfluous.

[john68]

My apologies for being crass but....

The rags decide to have some pre derby training and bonding away from Manchester...They decide to fly back...
...For some reason, they never make it!!!
Ryan Giggs gets evicted.
Rooney and Neville are hideously disfigured...Nobody notices.
The insurance company refuses to pay Nani any compensation. They reckon he dived.
Chicarito is badly lacerated and changes his nickname to split pea.
Owen and Hargreaves are injured...no change there then.
The Glazers throw a celebration party...they understand that their commercial future is assured.
The rags hold a benefit match and donate all the money to Cantona.
David May charges £20 a head for a party to celebrate the event.

....and City are awarded the 3pts.

[Nick]

If there was any justice we'd do them 4-0 with goals from kompany and a 40 yard scream in 98 minutes from De Jong.