In the 25th minute of extra taggart time...we get a corner...the ball is crossed and though nobody has touched him, Nani, for no reason whatsoever, dives as though struck by lightening...the ball hits his head and bulges the net.
For health and safety reason, the rags fans are locked in the ground and are forced to stand and watch as City do a lap of honour.
The shock kills taggart and there ensues a World shortage of bouncy castles, jelly and ice cream...etc, as the World celebrates.