Kelvin Etuhu Jailed For 8 Months

[Craig B]

Tut tut ..

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[Scatman]

I wonder if his defence was "i kicked the shit out of him because i thought he was going to kick the shit out of me". It's worked in the past

[Slim]

Him and a mate followed the guy from a bar in the casino to the street outside, kicked the shit out of him and stole his watch.

Not even sure Johnny Cochrane could have got him off. Chewbacca defence excluded(which always works).

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Get rid of this tool. Turned out even worse than his "I'll go to Preston to play Premier League football" brother.

[Goaters 103]

Forgot he was still on our books. He wont be in another 24 hours though, thankfully.

[ant london]

Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)

Russian Roulette?

[ant london]

Finally we get him off the payroll. Wonder if Shaleum Logan and Javan Vidal enjoy a spot of roulette? ;-)

Russian Roulette?

I was mainly talking about getting them a free transfer to FC HMPStrangeways but I guess yours is a more permanent solution ;-)

[CTID Hants]

Forgot he was still on our books. He wont be in another 24 hours though, thankfully.

Well accordiing to Wiki he has already been released, only a matter of time before the club make an official statement.

I really don't get some of these young players, OK so he may never have made at City but he could have spent the 7-10 years playing in the championship/div1 earning more per week than your average 50yr old makes in a month.

[Goaters 103]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?

[Slim]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?

Nope, his mate was kicking the guy on the ground.

[trout man]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?

No, it wasn't and did you see him slap that girl to the ground???? WTF is wrong him. Their 'mate' was the one doin the hammerin they just decided to assist, not that he needed it

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

Hold on. The one with red arrow is Kelvin? Was it their mate who was getting his head kicked in and they came to help him?

No, it wasn't and did you see him slap that girl to the ground???? WTF is wrong him. Their 'mate' was the one doin the hammerin they just decided to assist, not that he needed it

Oh yeah, had another look at it. Couldn't figure out first what was going on. What a CUNT.

[ashton287]

You see this shit every weekend in town.

If he wasnt a footballer nothing would of happened after it.

[Slim]

City have appaently stressed he ceased to be on our books before the end of last season.

This footage is rather damning a la Barton

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXVgiWPB ... e=youtu.be

City can stress it all they like, he was playing for the EDS in November.

http://www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Match-report ... v-City-EDS

[Rae4685]

Just showed footage of this on sky sports news and they said he came to assist his friend "MICAH RICHARDS" who was attacking the man on the ground. Either sky sports have just royally fucked up or this has been kept extremely quiet!?! Surely that wasn't micah

[bluej]

Just showed footage of this on sky sports news and they said he came to assist his friend "MICAH RICHARDS" who was attacking the man on the ground. Either sky sports have just royally fucked up or this has been kept extremely quiet!?! Surely that wasn't micah

Sure it wasn't Rico Richards?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-12846460

[Rae4685]

Played it back and it deffo sounded like Micah but probably wasnt had me worried for a second!

[Goataldo]

Having just watched the footage that's some pretty rapid violence at times, wouldn't like to be on the end of that.

Glad he's no longer with us, it's a weight off the payroll, he was nowhere near good enough.