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Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby trueblue64 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:06 pm

Can you credit this bloke,

With the collapse of his £40 million return to Corinthians and the possibility of being forced to remain with Manchester City, Carlos Tevez has sensationally announced that he never wanted to leave the club in the first place.
"It was all a misunderstanding. I love Manchester," he told reporters at a press conference near his home in Argentina, forcing a smile and laughing awkwardly.
Despite compromises made by Man City, Corinthians were unable to shatter their current transfer record of £9.4 million from when they first signed Tevez in 2004 to reacquire the Argentine striker. Since no other firm have been made, Tevez now faces another season in the city he has disparaged in the recent months.
When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
On the subject of wanting to play closer to his family in Argentina, he again denied his previous statements, saying "I don't want to be closer to my family at all. I actually don't like them. I make no secret of this. They smell like onions."
With time left in the summer transfer window, Tevez is making it clear that he is still very willing to consider other destinations, though.
"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Lee_R » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:28 pm

Source?
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby trueblue64 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:33 pm

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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Lee_R » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:37 pm

trueblue64 wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Future-News-Tevez-says-he-never-wanted-to-leave?urn=sow-wp3531

There you go lee


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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Blue Toy » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:41 pm

They smell like onions


WTF?

Is that a piss take article ?
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby trueblue64 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:42 pm

Blue Toy wrote:
They smell like onions


WTF?

Is that a piss take article ?


That's what I thought
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Green & Blue » Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:45 pm

That is pure quality, laughed my ass off the whole way through it.
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby TheGOAT » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:37 pm

Blue Toy wrote:
They smell like onions


WTF?

Is that a piss take article ?


WTF

Is that a piss take response?
"Watch a DVD, eat some pizza
**** each other!
I'm serious!!
**** a chicken if that's what it takes...
Watch a chicken ******* a horse...
What? You think the guys at google sat around watching Trumpton?"
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Blue Toy » Wed Jul 20, 2011 7:45 pm

TheGOAT wrote:
Blue Toy wrote:
They smell like onions


WTF?

Is that a piss take article ?


WTF

Is that a piss take response?


The genial humour evidently surpassed me. Either that or I'm not street anymore.

What a pile of shite.
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Arjan Van Schotte » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:00 pm

tevez put the kettle on...
"Whatever it is that we "bought" - we didn't put it up for sale..."

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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby ruralblue » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:16 pm

Thats funny as fuck.
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Green & Blue » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:24 pm

Loved the last bit

"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby freshie » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:16 pm

trueblue64 wrote:
Blue Toy wrote:
They smell like onions


WTF?

Is that a piss take article ?


That's what I thought


Did this part give the game away Sherlock?

When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby twosips » Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:33 pm

Christ people are fucking stupid. The bit that said 'future news' as well - did that not make you click?
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Alioune DVToure » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:19 pm

trueblue64 wrote:Can you credit this bloke,

With the collapse of his £40 million return to Corinthians and the possibility of being forced to remain with Manchester City, Carlos Tevez has sensationally announced that he never wanted to leave the club in the first place.
"It was all a misunderstanding. I love Manchester," he told reporters at a press conference near his home in Argentina, forcing a smile and laughing awkwardly.
Despite compromises made by Man City, Corinthians were unable to shatter their current transfer record of £9.4 million from when they first signed Tevez in 2004 to reacquire the Argentine striker. Since no other firm have been made, Tevez now faces another season in the city he has disparaged in the recent months.
When asked about the time he said Manchester "has nothing," Tevez replied: "I didn't say that. It was a demon who lives inside my mouth who said that. But he's gone now, so let's not talk about him. I love Manchester. Parts of it. Well, there's a KFC there that I don't totally hate."
On the subject of wanting to play closer to his family in Argentina, he again denied his previous statements, saying [highlight]"I don't want to be closer to my family at all. I actually don't like them. I make no secret of this. They smell like onions."[/highlight]
With time left in the summer transfer window, Tevez is making it clear that he is still very willing to consider other destinations, though.
"I am not lying about how much I love Manchester at all, but I am still very excited about the possibility of playing for and eventually demanding a move away from a new club. As a footballer, you are always looking for new challenges."


I suppose that rules out a move to France as well then. Fuck's sake.
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby MagnumCT » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:43 am

Dirty Tackle has just as much "Nonsense" (see the banner) as it does "Football" and "Culture."
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:22 am

Kia: Carlo, dont you want to be near your family? I have a nice little club down in Brazil, only about 2000 miles away from BA, and if you move there I'll get another £5M in my retirement kitty. Tell the world you're unhappy again.

It doesn't matter that you cant understand them, and they cant understand you, and your last manager there stripped you of the captaincy for that reason. It's me that matters.

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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Blue Toy » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:20 am

twosips wrote:Christ people are fucking stupid. The bit that said 'future news' as well - did that not make you click?


Come and hop in the "fucking stupid" boat with me son, I'll look after you. I think you'll find the OP had no reference to "future news".
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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby gameoftwohalfs » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:34 pm

I can't see him leaving, I don't think there are any clubs that can pay £50 million for him this summer anyway.

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Re: Tevez never wanted to leave?

Postby Alioune DVToure » Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:42 pm

gameoftwohalfs wrote:I can't see him leaving, I don't think there are any clubs that can pay £50 million for him this summer anyway.

http://gameoftwohalfs.blogspot.com/2011/07/tevez-could-stay-at-man-city.html


The plural of 'half' is 'halves', you numb cunt.

For the record, I'd rather eat barbed wire than click on the link to your undoubtedly shite blog. If you've got something interesting to say, say it here.

I've always wondered if its possible to get a rise out of one of these.
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