napoli away

[jono1978]

And to top all that violence the just got pandev on loan from inter.......

[ant london]

Not sure how true this is but i'm sure I read somewhere that in such Italian football ultraviolence the normal modus operandi is to stab people in the arse which hurts like fuck but is unlikely to kill you.

Reason for the botticelli being a favoured area of attack is that if you stab someone above the waist in Italy you are likely to get charged with GBH or attempted murder (or whatever the Italian equivalent is) whereas if you stab them below there you'd just get charged with regular assault/ABH.

Not 100% sure of the veracity of this but I have read loads of stories about arsestabbing by Italians so it seems plausible enough.

Watch your arses is what I'm saying in essence



edit: I just googled it and yes I did read it somewhere!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8068088.stm

[aaron bond]

Not sure how true this is but i'm sure I read somewhere that in such Italian football ultraviolence the normal modus operandi is to stab people in the arse which hurts like fuck but is unlikely to kill you.

Reason for the botticelli being a favoured area of attack is that if you stab someone above the waist in Italy you are likely to get charged with GBH or attempted murder (or whatever the Italian equivalent is) whereas if you stab them below there you'd just get charged with regular assault/ABH.

Not 100% sure of the veracity of this but I have read loads of stories about arsestabbing by Italians so it seems plausible enough.

Watch your arses is what I'm saying in essence



edit: I just googled it and yes I did read it somewhere!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8068088.stm

Cheers Ant. This is what I was referring to in my above post. Thanks for clarifying.

And no, I won't be going to Napoli away.

[ant london]

I managed to not even see your post (it was a heavy night last night in my defence!) but yeah we are both right....!!!

[CityGer]

Not sure how true this is but i'm sure I read somewhere that in such Italian football ultraviolence the normal modus operandi is to stab people in the arse which hurts like fuck but is unlikely to kill you.

Reason for the botticelli being a favoured area of attack is that if you stab someone above the waist in Italy you are likely to get charged with GBH or attempted murder (or whatever the Italian equivalent is) whereas if you stab them below there you'd just get charged with regular assault/ABH.

Not 100% sure of the veracity of this but I have read loads of stories about arsestabbing by Italians so it seems plausible enough.

Watch your arses is what I'm saying in essence



edit: I just googled it and yes I did read it somewhere!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8068088.stm

So what you're saying is that you'd encourage all blues to take precautions?

[ant london]

haha....how on earth there is a market for stab proof shorts I have no idea

top find!!....and yes, I would urge all blues to make their buttocks stab proof

[john@staustell]

I assume this is a bad time to mention Italian tanks in WWII having 13 gears - 12 reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind)?

Or the quote in the desert war "never has so much been surrendered by so many to so few" when 300,000 Italian infantry were rounded up by 30,000 British mecahnised troops, competing with themselves to surrender!

Maybe that explains the stabbing in the buttocks business?

[Slim]

I assume this is a bad time to mention Italian tanks in WWII having 13 gears - 12 reverse and one forward (in case of attack from behind)?

Or the quote in the desert war "never has so much been surrendered by so many to so few" when 300,000 Italian infantry were rounded up by 30,000 British mecahnised troops, competing with themselves to surrender!

Maybe that explains the stabbing in the buttocks business?

They heard the transfer window was open and knew City were looking at some promising German infantry.

[Rag_hater]

If anybody has seen the film Midnight Express it is mentioned in there:
To the Turks, everything is "shurla burla", which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are "ayip", for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge. I know it must all sound crazy to you, but this place is crazy.
Thats a pretty old film but I think this stabbing in the ass has been going on for years and them Napoli are just resorting to tried and trusted ways of causing pain.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Bottom line is no one wants to get stabbed in Naples.

[CityGer]

If anybody has seen the film Midnight Express it is mentioned in there:
To the Turks, everything is "shurla burla", which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get. There are about thousand things that are "ayip", for instance, you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge. I know it must all sound crazy to you, but this place is crazy.
Thats a pretty old film but I think this stabbing in the ass has been going on for years and them Napoli are just resorting to tried and trusted ways of causing pain.

Why reinvent the wheel?

[Ted Hughes]

I don't want to be at the mercy of hundreds of Italian arse stabbers, that's for sure.

[Renato_CTID]

Please mates remember Naples is in Italy, Europe! We're not the republic of thieves or something like this in the same way England isn't a sort of riots kingdom! For all Citizens who will go in November there all I can say is that San Paolo is a ground with a fantastic athmosphere and where home fans are very very passionate. Enjoy all you can eat and expecially all you can see there and please no more lessons of superior way of living here on mancityfans.net!

[Ted Hughes]

So no arse stabbing then ?

[BlueinBosnia]

Please mates remember Naples is in Italy, Europe! We're not the republic of thieves or something like this in the same way England isn't a sort of riots kingdom! For all Citizens who will go in November there all I can say is that San Paolo is a ground with a fantastic athmosphere and where home fans are very very passionate. Enjoy all you can eat and expecially all you can see there and please no more lessons of superior way of living here on mancityfans.net!

Is true!

[ant london]

eeeeez normal

Renato mate, don't get your knickers in a twist......it's not a slur against Italy in general and you cannot deny that some of your countrymen do indeed indulge in vigorous arse stabbing.....it's been all over the news over many years. Just like we won't deny that the youth of the UK love a riot and a bit of looting.

We all have scumbags amongst our populations

[bluej]

Please mates remember Naples is in Italy, Europe! We're not the republic of thieves or something like this in the same way England isn't a sort of riots kingdom! For all Citizens who will go in November there all I can say is that San Paolo is a ground with a fantastic athmosphere and where home fans are very very passionate. Enjoy all you can eat and expecially all you can see there and please no more lessons of superior way of living here on mancityfans.net!

Is true!

That picture gets me every time.

[Renato_CTID]

eeeeez normal

Renato mate, don't get your knickers in a twist......it's not a slur against Italy in general and you cannot deny that some of your countrymen do indeed indulge in vigorous arse stabbing.....it's been all over the news over many years. Just like we won't deny that the youth of the UK love a riot and a bit of looting.

We all have scumbags amongst our populations

Agree your words, you really look wiser than me! :)

[Renato_CTID]

Please mates remember Naples is in Italy, Europe! We're not the republic of thieves or something like this in the same way England isn't a sort of riots kingdom! For all Citizens who will go in November there all I can say is that San Paolo is a ground with a fantastic athmosphere and where home fans are very very passionate. Enjoy all you can eat and expecially all you can see there and please no more lessons of superior way of living here on mancityfans.net!

Is true!

Do you know a country in the world whose politicians aren't thieves, mate? Maybe Bosnia? Mmm don't make me laugh, please!