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Postby stevefromdonny » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:21 pm

just to lighten the mood a little bit, do your best










German an Australian and a Scouser are on a plane.They say that they can tell where they r by stickin their hand out of the plane.The German sticks his hand out and says We are in Germany The others ask How do you know"the German says"Cuz'it's cold.Then the Aussie sticks his hand out and says We are in Australia the others ask How do you know"he replies Cuz it's warm Then the Scouser sticks his hand out and back in.He says We are in Liverpool the others ask How do you know he says Cuz'my watch as gone
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Re: jokes

Postby There's only 1 city!! » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:07 pm

what's pink and hard??

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Re: jokes

Postby guv111 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:20 pm

Spurs?
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Re: jokes

Postby Nigels Tackle » Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:41 pm

guv111 wrote:Spurs?


city?
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