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Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby King Kev » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:39 am

"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Avalon » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:55 am

This is literally very literal.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby paddyblue » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:39 am

does that mean he is illiterate
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby CityGer » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:48 am

Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Hazy2 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:53 am

CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby saulman » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:02 pm

Brilliant, that. Made me laugh my arse off.......literally.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:19 pm

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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Scatman » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:24 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"


It was literally over before it started
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Dameerto » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:08 pm

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Tokyo Blue » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:02 pm

Hazy2 wrote:
CityGer wrote:Can't believe Sky don't get see that people don't want him spouting his nonsense on telly every weekend.

He used to be tolerable in small doses but now he's their 'anchor man' his twatishness is being exposed and is becoming unbarable.


How do think Louise copes. "A night of passion which was 2 mins in reality"

Literally two minutes.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Alioune DVToure » Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:47 pm

King Kev wrote:"These balls now - they literally explode off your feet."

"Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four."

"He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."

“He literally turns into a greyhound.”

“Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”

“Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill.”

“He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”


Top, top post. I can't be doing with the Jamie Redknapps of this world.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Blue Since 76 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:20 pm

if Louise needs any help after jamie's two minutes, I'd literally rip her a new one.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby aaron bond » Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:07 pm

The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.

If you've ever been on the Sky Sports website and seen any of the Merson columns (I accidently have stumbled across them occasionally), there are people commenting on his posts that he is brilliant, that he is the reason they watch Soccer Saturday etc.

I know we have a nation of Sun readers and Talksport listeners, but it really does make me despair sometimes.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Wonderwall » Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:48 pm

aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.


My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby ashton287 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:00 pm

King Kev wrote:“He literally turns into a greyhound.”


someone ACTUALLY turns into a greyhound!!!! why havent i seen this on youtube?
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Kladze » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:11 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
aaron bond wrote:The sad thing is, a lot of people will like Redknapp.


My wife and daughter to name 2!! I slag him off and I am JEALOUS apparently


Could be worse. My ex used to fancy Malcolm McDonald - bow legged ex Newcastle center forward.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Wooders » Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:09 pm

wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby guv111 » Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:55 pm

It appears he is attempting to be emphatic, but like most people who say "literally" a lot, he doesn't actually know what the word means or how to use it. He also substitutes verbosity for real analysis, as his dread of pausing to think about what he's saying demonstrates.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:58 am

Wooders wrote:wait, wait, wait, a player *literally* turned into a greyhound?

Suprised that wasn't bigger news?


I think investigation for Tal Ben-Haim's murder/manslaughter stole all the headlines.
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Re: Jamie Redknapp Literally Chats Sh*t!

Postby Slim » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:17 am

He is literally retarded.
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