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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:30 am

sheblue wrote:I dont want to offend anyone.......but if anybody doesn't want him at city they need a brain transplant.

no offence taken, Mate.
just let me know where to apply for the waiting list. i certainly need one.

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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby london blue 2 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:32 am

Unfortunately he's one of the two ingredients that could make us into the best team IN THE WORLD. The other one is unobtainable.

I could not say no.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Chinners » Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:44 am

Mancio4ever wrote:
sheblue wrote:I dont want to offend anyone.......but if anybody doesn't want him at city they need a brain transplant.

no offence taken, Mate.
just let me know where to apply for the waiting list. i certainly need one.


I'm not offended either and certainly don't need a transplant for not wanting one of the most detested players ever. He's a great player, no doubt, but we just don't need his sort celeb bollox at City.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Avalon » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:22 am

Oh god no, the last thing I'd want is to see him in a City shirt. We don't need his antics. Greatly talented, we can all agree, but everything else that comes with him is just not worth it. Too much hassle and just not worth it. He personifies everything I detest about modern football, selfish, arrogant, deluded, diving cunt and a moaning twat. I've seen plenty of strops from him when the ref didn't agree with him. The cunt can stay there. I'd rather sign Suarez, Giggs, Ratface, 'Scholesy', Nani and Wooney all together in the same transfer window than I'd like to see this twunt play for us.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Renato_CTID » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:54 am

Please no Tranaldo to City or I'll imediately stop to support our beloved club!
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Chinners » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:55 am

Avalon makes a strong point ...
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:10 pm

Chinners wrote:Avalon makes a strong point ...

Yeah, bang on the money.
even tho, Suarez, Giggs, Ratface, 'Scholesy', Nani and Wooney all together in the same transfer window....I'd be a very acid pill to gulp down!
well... unless it's not Camelgob, I suppose everyting is eatable... :)

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
there must be some truth, then!
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby john68 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:19 pm

Should he become available,we have a problem. Most of us would vomit at the thought of the Tranny in a blue shirt. He could cause major morale damage in our squad and he is a greedy, self serving, diving,cheating....etc.

But if we didn't go for him,someone else would and in a results sense, that could also damage us. Consider his goals tally with the rags or Chelsea.

Buy him and keep him in a cupboard under the stairs seems the best solution.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Big H » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:35 pm

john68 wrote:Buy him and keep him in a cupboard under the stairs seems the best solution.


That's what we should have done with Van Persie.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby ronk » Tue Sep 04, 2012 3:47 pm

john68 wrote:Should he become available,we have a problem. Most of us would vomit at the thought of the Tranny in a blue shirt. He could cause major morale damage in our squad and he is a greedy, self serving, diving,cheating....etc.

But if we didn't go for him,someone else would and in a results sense, that could also damage us. Consider his goals tally with the rags or Chelsea.

Buy him and keep him in a cupboard under the stairs seems the best solution.


Problem? He'd be horribly expensive and would totally change all our systems. I'd welcome the rags buying him back, he'd improve them, but he'd also cost them. We know they wouldn't be boosting the rest of the squad if they got him.

We've avoided building a team around an asshole, though we came close with Tevez and Robinho and our bid for Kaka. He'd improve us, but for the aggravation, risk, money and bad karma: we'd have to be talking about our only hope of winning the CL.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby john68 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:35 pm

I don't want him Ronk but the potential number of goals he could score for someone else could severely damage our ambitions.
Forget the cupboard....make that a dungeon.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Swales4ever » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:27 pm

john68 wrote:Should he become available,we have a problem. Most of us would vomit at the thought of the Tranny in a blue shirt. He could cause major morale damage in our squad and he is a greedy, self serving, diving,cheating....etc.

But if we didn't go for him,someone else would and in a results sense, that could also damage us. Consider his goals tally with the rags or Chelsea.

Buy him and keep him in a cupboard under the stairs seems the best solution.

I smell a subtle flash of your finest sarcasm there, my Lord.

I'd blame mr. B, tho.... ;)
then I'd vomit up to final exhaustion.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


In Roger Ailes/Donnie Drumpf's words: "don't know it for a fact, but many people say so..."
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Blue Jam » Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:59 pm

Slim wrote:It'd just feel wrong cheering him.

Bang on. I used to get some stick from the clown I used to sit next to in South Stand for refusing to cheer Andy Cole when his name was read out. He was a syphilitic fucking cock end cunt wanking herpified knob rot.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby DoomMerchant » Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:56 am

Blue Jam wrote:Bang on. I used to get some stick from the clown I used to sit next to in South Stand for refusing to cheer Andy Cole when his name was read out. He was a syphilitic fucking cock end cunt wanking herpified knob rot.


I'll cheer anyone in a city shirt. Especially if they are scoring goals. I'm slutty like that.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Rag_hater » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:24 am

There ain't half some shit chatted about him.
I'd love to see him in our shirt.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Ted Hughes » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:36 am

I've seen enough posts ont net from people who have met City 'officials' etc in recent times, to believe that Ronaldo is a target, perhaps even THE target for the owners. Ronaldo himself has hinted at it, in his smug, oily, sickening way.

I don't think it matters a toss what we think or what Platini thinks. Some of us can give a reasonable football argument, as well as our personal dislike, as to how he could disrupt the team play, make us a 1 man team etc etc but Mancini uses Balotelli & Tevez, & had Ibra at Inter. He doesn't give a toss about stuff like that.

Mancini doesn't hate him because he played for the rags, neither does Sheikh Mansour, they just see him as someone who will win us trophies, sell millions of shirts & attract the next breed of Ronaldo's to sign for City. It's a no brainer for them.


If he's available, City will throw everything at it.

He is the player they will see as moving us up another level; the modern day equivalent of when we signed Robinho.

If he does opt to leave Madrid, the only hope for those of us who find him disgusting, is that he himself will refuse to come here.

Otherwise he'll be wearing blue; no doubt about it.

I still expect Madrid to patch it up though. There is no more suitable place for Ronaldo to be, & no better player they can sign at present.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby ashton287 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:44 am

He wouldn't even be the worst cunt at the club If we did sign him.

He would be in line for being a rag and a slimy twat off the pitch behind tevez. Behind mario for being the biggest cunt on the pitch. Infront of EVERYONE we have for footballing ability.

Anyway I think he is coming in with the new Nike deal next year so this is all bollocks till then.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:11 am

Blue Jam wrote:
Slim wrote:It'd just feel wrong cheering him.

Bang on. I used to get some stick from the clown I used to sit next to in South Stand for refusing to cheer Andy Cole when his name was read out. He was a syphilitic fucking cock end cunt wanking herpified knob rot.


Thumbs up for this. Andrew Cole....another fucking rag bastard.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Chinners » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:22 am

For me him being an ex rag doesn't really come into the equation that much (honest) as any good player should be on our radar I just don't like him as he sums up all thats wrong with most football players nowadays. He's a greedy selfish cent who will disrupt our current 'team' ethic, of that I have no doubt. Sure he'll sell shirts, another step to us becoming what we've taken the piss out of them for years for. I'm sure he was quoted last year that he'd never sign for us anyway because of his 'love' for United. I for one, hope he sticks to his word on that.
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Re: The fake Ronaldo is sad

Postby Swales4ever » Wed Sep 05, 2012 9:48 am

once for a chance Ted, You should talk lesser sense!
for the much Your logic makes a very solid point, it really makes me sick even wondering at it.... I still dream on different means to boost our merchandising and have very few doubts that we'll still be going places even without corrupting City soul with cunts of that magnitude.

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City

You'd need to make a very good psychiatrist in order to guess what next in a eight yrs long line of hatred...


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