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by GingeryBlue » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:19 am
Any idea?
That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.
Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.
Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.
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by john@staustell » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:20 am
WTF are you thinking man?
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by joolsbikini » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:23 am
I wouldn't panic just yet, it could easily be changed to the Sunday for Sky
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by sandman » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:26 am
GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?
That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.
Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.
Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.
I am sure there is a 99% chance that the fixture will be a lunchtime kick off on the 18th, it is easier for policing and pubs etc..
Dont panic yet sir...
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by Burt » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:32 am
GingeryBlue wrote:Any idea?
That's right it's the Derby at our Gaff.
Oh yes, it's also the day I'm fucking getting married!! Gutted! How stoopid of me not to check the fixtures first. Naive mistake.
Anyone want to step in for me? She probably won't notice.
I'll step in for yers mate. I'm a ginge too so if I wear my dark glasses, she'll never know the difference.
She'll love the nuptials in the evening;o)
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by Pablo Sacramento » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:42 am
muppet, you should do what I'm doing and get married in the close season.
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by GingeryBlue » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:45 am
Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
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by Feed The Goat » Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:53 am
All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
Mcf.net best app in the land and all the world
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by joolsbikini » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:09 am
Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
And Funerals and Bar Miztvahs
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by razor400 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:23 am
Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
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by Slim » Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:25 am
razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.
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by DoomMerchant » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:08 pm
Slim wrote:razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.
i like the direction of this...the obv. answer to the OP is "dont fuclin do it." Firstly, as we're proving there just isn't time in the calendar for this type of activity and secondly, EVEN if there were, you can find better long-term investment strategies. Break her heart now, and do it quick. Tell her the "assholes on mcf.net showed you that you just couldn't pull this off." We'll back you.
cheers
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by GingeryBlue » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:26 pm
DoomMerchant wrote:Slim wrote:razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
On odd years, unless there is a lot of qualifiers on.
i like the direction of this...the obv. answer to the OP is "dont fuclin do it." Firstly, as we're proving there just isn't time in the calendar for this type of activity and secondly, EVEN if there were, you can find better long-term investment strategies. Break her heart now, and do it quick.
Tell her the "assholes on mcf.net showed you that you just couldn't pull this off." We'll back you. cheers
Her old man is 6ft 5, 18 stone and quite aggresive. Still going to back me? Am genuinely considering postponing.
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by Burt » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:29 pm
GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)
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by GingeryBlue » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:35 pm
Burt wrote:GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)
Spot on - if you can also make your dick 2 inches long our plan'll be watertight.
Cue the 'it already is' gags.
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by john68 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:42 pm
If you are hell bent on making this mistake....GET MARRIED AT CoMS, pre KO....sorted. Getting the chance to screw the rags will be useful practise for later that evening.
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by Blue in the face » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:42 pm
GingeryBlue wrote:Burt wrote:GingeryBlue wrote:Yes, hadn't thought of that, Sky can save me. Or Burt. Although Burt you have to be crap in the sack, unload early and fall asleep on her in order to keep up the charade.
No worries mate. Just two shoves and it'll be all over, then I'll fart, turn over and order her to fetch me another beer fromt fridge:o)
Spot on - if you can also make your dick 2 inches long our plan'll be watertight.
Cue the 'it already is' gags.
FUCK!! A full two inches. Im in awe.
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by Blue Since 76 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:47 pm
razor400 wrote:Feed The Goat wrote:All Weddings and christenings should be comleted between may and august
What about in world cup/Euro years?
I had to plan mine for after the FA Cup final (mainly in case any rags/scoucers were attending) and before the world cup started. Unfortunately, I never considered the play offs and the following year, I spent my first anniversary chewing my nails off at Wembley. I took her, obviously. She deserved that much and in years to come, she can tell people she went to the real Wembley.
She's still quite bitter, in case anyone is wondering how a woman's mind works.
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