Summer transfer thread!

[bigblue]

BREAKING NEWS:

Apparently Wayne Bridge might sign for QPR. Only a few weeks after 'arry promised to unload the deadwood just collecting their wages haha

[Cocacolajojo1]

Martinez is now confirmed for Everton:

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/06/05/blues-appoint-martinez

[PeterParker]

Martinez is now confirmed for Everton:

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/06/05/blues-appoint-martinez

Everton chairman Bill Kenwright: "When David Moyes first came to see me, he sat down, and we were in a bad state. First words, he said we are not going down. Roberto's first words, he will get us in the Champions League

I think old Bill might have hearing problems. I think Martinez said: he will get us in Championship.

[OliverHardy]

Tevez apparently agreed terms

http://tinyurl.com/mpg9879

[sheblue]

Tevez apparently agreed terms

http://tinyurl.com/mpg9879

If true leaves us with big hole to fill.

[Renato_CTID]

Tevez apparently agreed terms

http://tinyurl.com/mpg9879

http://www.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/me ... tore.shtml They say Tevez and Juve manager Marotta has a meeting today and Carlos totally agrees the terms for a new contract with Juve. They will have perhaps 3 strikers like Lorente, Higuain and Tevez: too many for me!

[phips]

It's obvious you're not liked on here and you seem to be used to that - perhaps you get a similar response in your day to day life... but I still don't know why a lad who doesn't know some of the rules of football, loves the rags and tries to compare the game to basketball, spends time on a city forum?

why should i care what a douchebag from ireland on the fucking internet thinks?

i dont know the rules of football? i love United? k, prove it.

what does set a pick mean?

I guess you dont watch basketball.
Pick:

An offensive play in which a player stops to block a defender for a teammate so he can slip behind the defender to accept a pass.

How to set a pick: http://www.ehow.com/how_4500137_set-pick-soccer.html

oh, man, look at me comparing it to basketball. see that link? shit, its about basketball.
oh lord, i said "pick" instead of "blocked him off". the world is ending.

FFS, the guy makes a nothing comment to relay what a half time summariser has (correctly) said and gets jumped on.
Chill out FFS.

What the fuck has basketball got to do with football?

Nothing. it was a simple case of some terminology used in one sport translating to the other. Quite aptly I though.
Hardly worth getting your knickers in a twist over.

again, hardly worth getting your knickers in a twist over.

oh and look, it was over 14 months ago, damn. you must have a hard on for me to remember that so well.

[Original Dub]

Still pretending to follow city?

You sad annoying cunt. Stick to basketball shithead.

[Sideshow Bob]

for those of us following along at home, we desperately need an updated list of forum feuds. i will start:

ODub v Phips
Mancio v Ted
John v Mancio
Socrates v [not doomie]
...

*edited*

[kinkylola]

for those of us following along at home, we desperately need an updated list of forum feuds. i will start:

ODub v Phips
Mancio v Ted
John v Mancio
Socrates v Doomie
...

now we need to implement some power rankings

[Risby]

for those of us following along at home, we desperately need an updated list of forum feuds. i will start:

ODub v Phips
Mancio v Ted
John v Mancio
Socrates v Doomie
...

now we need to implement some power rankings

We could have playoffs.

[DoomMerchant]

for those of us following along at home, we desperately need an updated list of forum feuds. i will start:

ODub v Phips
Mancio v Ted
John v Mancio
Socrates v Doomie
...

now we need to implement some power rankings

i don't have feuds.

End of story. Please remove my name from your list.

cheers

[BlueinBosnia]

i don't have feuds.

Indeed. The correct term is 'Lobster Envy'.

[Sideshow Bob]

i don't have feuds.

End of story. Please remove my name from your list.

cheers

see, this is why we need a sticky! (power rankings is an excellent idea, btw)

[ashton287]

see, this is why we need a sticky! (power rankings is an excellent idea, btw)

My power level is over 9000.

[Mase]

My power level is over 9000.

9000 BJJ's

[DoomMerchant]

i don't have feuds.

End of story. Please remove my name from your list.

cheers

see, this is why we need a sticky! (power rankings is an excellent idea, btw)

The "Cuntometer"?

[Herb]

for those of us following along at home, we desperately need an updated list of forum feuds. i will start:

ODub v Phips
Mancio v Ted
John v Mancio
Socrates v Doomie
...

Can we have a feud division 2 please?
I have a minor gripe with ant from london - I quite like the fella's main line of humour, general vigour and pizzaz but can't abide his 'on the buses' style racist banter, repeated and miserable misuse of the word 'spastic' as a term of derision and failure to follow through with his threats. All in all I'd like him roundly if he just thought a bit more before peppering his good sense proclamations with twatish language - so a division 2 would suite the relationship I think?

Having said that he might have me down as a prem player!

[ashton287]

Can we have a feud division 2 please?
I have a minor gripe with ant from london - I quite like the fella's main line of humour, general vigour and pizzaz but can't abide his 'on the buses' style racist banter, repeated and miserable misuse of the word 'spastic' as a term of derision and failure to follow through with his threats. All in all I'd like him roundly if he just thought a bit more before peppering his good sense proclamations with twatish language - so a division 2 would suite the relationship I think?

Having said that he might have me down as a prem player!

I reckon he thinks your a spastic.

[DoomMerchant]

I reckon he thinks your a spastic.

I reckon I think yr a gramatically challenged spastic. In a onesie.