by Evenmydoghatesunited » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:50 pm
Now then Sir Alex - nurse at MUFC retirement home for the incurably insane - what about a nice cup of tea and I see you've almost done that jigsaw (12 pieces) that nice Mr Moyes sent you. Oh dear oh dear you've had an accident and now you smell of piss. Never mind the BBC are outside to talk to you and let me clean up. Martin Edwards is here too you know but he's in the ladies just now with his mirror on a stick.