Rooney to be told of rags transfer business.

[gillie]

Just so he agrees to a new mega money deal.Beggars belief they are that fucked up that they would agree to this.Btw it's also in the Mirror which is rag biased so there must be some truth in it.
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[AG7]

I don't think we saw this many rag related threads in our title winning season or the last season when we fucked it up and handed the title to them ... or actually last two seasons combined ... as many as we have already seen in half this season ... why is that?

Oh wait, this question should have a thread of it's own ...

[getdressedmctavish]

I don't think we saw this many rag related threads in our title winning season or the last season when we fucked it up and handed the title to them ... or actually last two seasons combined ... as many as we have already seen in half this season ... why is that?

Oh wait, this question should have a thread of it's own ...

Well, perhaps its cos they are up shit creek and were enjoying it. You;ve got to hand it to Rooney, to be fair. He saw this decline coming two years ago and was ridiculed whilst Ferguson was(as usual) held up as a genius. Now they want to pay an injury prone player in his declining years twice as much as Aguero and pander to his every wish. Ha ha ha

[Goataldo]

Bit of a non-story for me. They are a bit knackered, and desperately try and secure on of their big hitters. Spudhead is building a fortune and he (or his agent) has the clout to ask what he wants, because they need him too much. And?

[gillie]

Bit of a non-story for me. They are a bit knackered, and desperately try and secure on of their big hitters. Spudhead is building a fortune and he (or his agent) has the clout to ask what he wants, because they need him too much. And?

Chris why is it a non-story the guy is holding them to ransom.What's the saying no player is bigger than the club?.Well if this report is true then Rooney is bigger than Manchester United which in a way proves the point I was trying to make.

[Goataldo]

Bit of a non-story for me. They are a bit knackered, and desperately try and secure on of their big hitters. Spudhead is building a fortune and he (or his agent) has the clout to ask what he wants, because they need him too much. And?

Chris why is it a non-story the guy is holding them to ransom.What's the saying no player is bigger than the club?.Well if this report is true then Rooney is bigger than Manchester United which in a way proves the point I was trying to make.

Fair enough Gill: he's pulling their pants down, he's done it before. I get it but it's textbook; standard. They are keeping one of their best players by giving him top wack. Arsed. Maybe I'm just being objectionable cos I saw a thread titled with 'Rooney' and to be honest it just triggered a pavlovian level of disgust in me.

[Bleed_Blue]

Shrek is captain of the swamp, gollum is the chosen chosen one, pussie is the lead. Fairy tails cannot be better

Manchester United to make Wayne Rooney captain AND pay him around £300k-a-week AND brief him on transfers

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... uXK8NLTnIU

[Florida Blue]

Inmates running the asylum. I would say that is usually the beginning of the end, but we all know that started long before this.

[Evenmydoghatesunited]

Bet he still steals from his teammates lockers nevertheless. A friend of mine was in Wilmslow the other day and his missus (Rooney's that is not my mates) had parked her tractor on a disabled spot and was arguing the toss with a traffic warden so she wouldn't have to pay 60 quid (30 if paid in 2 weeks). £300,000 a week! How much illegal parking does that allow them? The mentality of the whole Rooney family is grotesque and if you've seen pictures of Kaii and Klod you can imagine they'll be a chip off the old block, not that I wish to have a go at kids but on this occasion I will make an exception.

[ashton287]

I don't think we saw this many rag related threads in our title winning season or the last season when we fucked it up and handed the title to them ... or actually last two seasons combined ... as many as we have already seen in half this season ... why is that? Oh wait, this question should have a thread of it's own ...

Really? Your moaning about people starting threads....YOU? Are you working on the barca away thread yet? We need that thread or we won't know what time it kicks off.

Were you even posting during our title winning season?

[Bianchi on Ice]

Bet he still steals from his teammates lockers nevertheless. A friend of mine was in Wilmslow the other day and his missus (Rooney's that is not my mates) had parked her tractor on a disabled spot and was arguing the toss with a traffic warden so she wouldn't have to pay 60 quid (30 if paid in 2 weeks). £300,000 a week! How much illegal parking does that allow them? The mentality of the whole Rooney family is grotesque and if you've seen pictures of Kaii and Klod you can imagine they'll be a chip off the old block, not that I wish to have a go at kids but on this occasion I will make an exception.

Ill take it further;
Whoever locates the plug in that particular gene pool...pull it

[Ted Hughes]

Not impossible that the Mata deal could have included an agreement to let Rooney go to Chelsea at the end of the season, if he wishes.

And in the meantime they are going to try & persuade him (again) that big money will be spent; so he decides to stay where he is.

They used the exact same trick last time.

From Rooney & his familiy's point of view; where could a bunch of sub normal, scouse, Jeremy Kyle candidates, realistically move to ?

Would the thick cunt & his stupid fucking wife be happy waking up in a place full of people who speak a different language ? What would she do there ? Do they have 'ladies day' at the Bernabau ? Teaching them all to speak the language would be like the episode of the Simpsons when they are on the witness protection programme & Homer has to learn a different name.

Spanish Teacher : [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hola Mr. Rooney" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Imagine them in Paris ? They'd starve to fucking death; nobody would serve them.

If they moved to Italy, he'd end up with his balls in his mouth through shagging Vito Corleone's mother.


Surely if he leaves Utd, it has to be to a club over here, & that club is Chelsea ?

[Hazy2]

Moyes will be gone before he completes 18 months, Rooney and his agent are bending United over and over again.

[Peter Doherty (AGAIG)]

If true, it would make Wooney bigger than his club. Chortle, chortle.

[getdressedmctavish]

All v funny, lol. If that story is true about the disabled spot is true, what a cow. However, she was probably pleading that either
a, mental incapacity is a disability worthy of a blue badge
b, she was likely to become disabled at some time married to that coont

Loved the image of the Roo with his balls in his mouth courtesy of the Don

[Tokyo Blue]

Imagine them in Paris ? They'd starve to fucking death; nobody would serve them.

Haha. I have got this image of a waiter looking like Rene out of Allo Allo doing the Monty Python's Holy Grail French Taunter.

Aren't players generally aware of transfer targets anyway? The West Ham players were certainly chatting up Lescott.

[nottsblue]

Not impossible that the Mata deal could have included an agreement to let Rooney go to Chelsea at the end of the season, if he wishes.

And in the meantime they are going to try & persuade him (again) that big money will be spent; so he decides to stay where he is.

They used the exact same trick last time.

From Rooney & his familiy's point of view; where could a bunch of sub normal, scouse, Jeremy Kyle candidates, realistically move to ?

Would the thick cunt & his stupid fucking wife be happy waking up in a place full of people who speak a different language ? What would she do there ? Do they have 'ladies day' at the Bernabau ? Teaching them all to speak the language would be like the episode of the Simpsons when they are on the witness protection programme & Homer has to learn a different name.

Spanish Teacher : [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hola Mr. Rooney" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Imagine them in Paris ? They'd starve to fucking death; nobody would serve them.

If they moved to Italy, he'd end up with his balls in his mouth through shagging Vito Corleone's mother.

Surely if he leaves Utd, it has to be to a club over here, & that club is Chelsea ?

Realistically, unless he takes a savage pay cut there are two clubs in world football he could go to. Us and Chelsea. The only ones with deep enough pockets and without the culture shock that would accompany a move abroad. Could you imagine the dressing room at Bayern or Barca or Madrid or PSG with that thick fuck there?

I know footballers on the whole aren't renowned for being in Mensa but Shrek takes being thick to unprecedented levels.

A move to us ain't ever gonna happen so that leaves Chelsea by default as his only move. Hope he remains at the swamp personally just so he doesn't get any more medals

[bigblue]

Realistically, unless he takes a savage pay cut there are two clubs in world football he could go to. Us and Chelsea. The only ones with deep enough pockets and without the culture shock that would accompany a move abroad. Could you imagine the dressing room at Bayern or Barca or Madrid or PSG with that thick fuck there?

I know footballers on the whole aren't renowned for being in Mensa but Shrek takes being thick to unprecedented levels.

A move to us ain't ever gonna happen so that leaves Chelsea by default as his only move. Hope he remains at the swamp personally just so he doesn't get any more medals

Not only the culture shock factor with shrek; foreign media wouldn't worship him like is done here. In Spain or Germany, he's just a pretty good English player (rather than a world class savior of the country in England). Don't think his ego could take the hit.