Wednesday's B*l**x ....

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Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Chinners » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:07 am

.... is delayed whilst I seek a servere hangover cure ....


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Meanwhile something to keep you all amused ....

Random Moyes excuse generator
Late for work, forgotten your homework? Fear not, our random David Moyes excuses generator will come to your aid!
We've all been there, trapped in an uncomfortable situation of our own making and desperately searching for a viable excuse to get us out of trouble.
Whether it's forgetting to set the alarm and trying to sneak into work without being noticed, or from your school days, stepping off the bus and realising your homework is still on the kitchen table.
Manchester United manager David Moyes has found himself in need of an excuse or two this season, and the chances of whatever he comes up with going unnoticed are slim given the eyes of the football world are on him.
He has produced a fair few during his short stint at the Reds helm, and we figured we would enlist his help for anyone out there in need of an excuse.
Simply type in your problem, and see what our digital David comes up with to get you out of your situation.

Dog ate your homework? Late for work? Ask Moyesie for the perfect get out . . . .

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... id-6877533

Chinners asked: Where is my ring my precious

Moyesie says: I thought we did a lot of good things. It just wasn't our day
Last edited by Chinners on Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:12 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Goaters 103 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:12 am

Good man.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby gmercer1 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:15 am

Chinners wrote:.... is delayed whilst I seek a servere hangover cure ....

Haha brilliant!!!
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Cit.revenge » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:30 am

Short and clear
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Burt » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:30 am

Your server has a hangover Chinners?!
You can beat an egg but you can't beat a fuclin good sherman tank
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Chinners » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:13 am

Burt wrote:Your server has a hangover Chinners?!


It sure has ... nothing compared to the one battering around my head thou ...
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Blue Since 76 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:56 am

Excellent work from the MEN there. I think it's fair to say he won't be there come summer if they're printing that
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Peter Doherty (AGAIG) » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:02 am

Can't say I'm not disappointed. Going to have to trawl newsnow for my sins.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby Dameerto » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:51 pm

Noooooo it means I have to go an find all this stuff for myself now. Unless I wait a bit. I can do that, waiting means doing nothing, I'm good at doing nothing.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby JamieMCFC » Wed Mar 26, 2014 4:02 pm

Chinners wrote:Dog ate your homework? Late for work? Ask Moyesie for the perfect get out . . . .

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... id-6877533


Hmmm... Why are you an idiot?

You could [say] maybe mental softness.
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby City64 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:04 pm

What no minge ? Shuks lol
Not really here

Fuck VAR
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Re: Wednesday's B*l**x ....

Postby AG7 » Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:32 pm

So where's today's bollox Chinners? As by tomorrow all the derby news will clear out of the papers as their beloved lost ... unlike if they had won, there'll be news of that for the whole week to come ...
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